In a party chock-full of quares, dykes, liars, hypocrites, Muslims and general half-witted incompetents, the Labour party are certainly not short of cunts, but amongst this heap of shits, one name is on everyone’s lips – it is not a very nice name – Angela Rayner, who must collect this weeks prize as top of the Labour scum pops.

Dirty Angie doesn’t like people to have second homes technically she already had two homes) – she has arranged that councils can apply extra council tax on them to discourage them. She doesn’t like “posh” people (though, with their own business, Steptoe & Son would probably be posh to her). However, it seems that Rayner has decided to join them, as she has bought herself an £800,000 “holiday” home in Hove in Sussex (Queenie Kyle’s constituency – no doubt he will mince round for Earl Gray and fairy cakes). The question remains, how many times did she have to drop her knickers and get on her back to pay for it?. She will be able to go on the beach and catch crabs, I can see Hove Special Clinic receiving many state visits from the old scrubber. It seems that she spends time there with her ex boyfriend Sam Tarry, the MP who got deselected from an East London constituency – perhaps they are planning the glorious revolution on the South coast, or perhaps she just wants a nice quiet place to entertain her clients. Who knows?, but the stink of hypocrisy almost equals the stench of Dame Kweer’s farts:

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N0minated by W C Boggs.

are cunts.

Britain has a new species of butterfly: the southern small white has continued its rapid colonisation of northern Europe allegedly by flying across the North Sea.

(Ringing any bells yet, cunters?)

Assisted by `global heating`, this fluttering insect has made rapid progress across Europe since it was first spotted north of the Alps in France and Germany in 2008. It reached the Netherlands in 2015 and was recorded near Calais four years later.

(That`s in France, cunters.)

“This is really exciting,” said Dr Dan Hoare, the director of nature recovery at Butterfly Conservation. “It’s always interesting when a new species turns up in the UK…”

Is it?

Well, Dr Whore, let me put it to you that it is yet another fucking immigrant – probably hitched a lift over here on the backs of the constant stream of the dinghy hordes.

And, like it`s simian counterparts, it will begin to infest our plantations & hard sweated-over allotments and lay it`s filthy eggs all over our green and pleasant land which in turn will hatch into ravenous juicy hairy caterpillars munching the fuck through our good clean English veg: Thence pupating and crystalizing into millions more of the unwanted fluttery bastards.

Repeat, ad infinitum.

Remember what happened to our oh-so-cute bushy red squirrels when the flea-infested `greys` demolished their way through our lush verdant forests?

And, they have already started to introduce beavers into Scotland – what could possibly go wrong?

Packham! Shield thy scrotum from the attack of the wild unkempt beaver. And I don`t mean that airhead Michaela (South African resident & BBC-funded air miles) Strachan.

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Nominated by Sam Beau.

Crick is a picture perfect English country village. It’s home, with it’s village green and thatched houses, to approximately 2000 folks.

Thanks to a 111 room Ibis hotel nearby, it’s also home to several hundred illegal immigrants who have been housed there by Serco.

Apparently, the immigrants have taken to using a children playground area and playing field over, as their recreational facility ( what, no gym or swimming pool at the Ibis, for shame!)

The locals have asked for a curfew to be imposed, as the illegals activities are disturbing peoples peace.

Here’s one response.
“It is worth reiterating that the decision to house immigrants at the Ibis was a central Government decision and was not supported by West Northamptonshire Council or Crick Parish Council, both of whom strongly object.”

Serco says” they’re not prisoners (why not?).

Everyone is passing the buck.
“Not my monkey, not my circus” seems to be the attitude.
Personally, I think we need to create/build, Nightingale style, displaced person camps. Minimum basic requirements met, no freedom to leave, no pocket money, no mobile/Internet access.

I’d go further, but better not.

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Nominated by Jezzum Priest, edited by C.A.

is a cunt, at least in this rather odd case see link.

With a court system buckling under the weight of cases here we have more idiotic debauchery involving a Man in a Dress and a village idiot.

The photo in the link may provoke nightmares but I dare say a blind man recently released from Bedlam would still recognise a Crafty Trannîe..

Anyway the judge needs a report from the Probation Service to sort this modern mess out..

Dear me.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

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I recently came across this initiative by Surrey plod,they send out undercover female cuntstubbles jogging.
They then have numerous colleagues, who I imagine are mainly male plod, hidden along the route.
When any passing motorist pips their horn, as encouragement, to gee the lady joggers up, and get their tits to bounce a bit more.
The manly coppers spring in to action, and pull over the offending motorist. But it’s not just blowing your horn, or shouting phwoar that gets you into bother.
They also pull men up for staring at the birds jogging.
I saw some woke, fresh out of college arsewipe young copper being interviewed about it, I think the clips on YT, might be Neil coy Ward.
He said what starts as gawpinig, might lead to something more serious like a sex assault. The silly bastard.
I wonder if Peter Sutcliffe, before he started his murderous reign, used to shout “get your knees up ” as he drove past ladies, in his lorry.
It’s a pity the police didn’t put this kind of resources, and determination into catching the rope gangs,, who have destroyed the lives of thousands of young white girls.

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Nominated by The cunt man of Alcatraz.