Digital ID – Labours latest 1984 style removal of freedoms and liberties

link : Politico.

Petition Latest.

Any government proposal which receives a petition against it gaining 100,000 (one hundred thousand) signatures ‘automatically’ ensures the subject be debated in the House of Commons….
…but wait…this petition has aleady exceeded 2,750,000 ( 2.75 MILLION ) signatures, yet 2 tier Kiers government has already posted this reply :-
” We will introduce a digital ID within this Parliament….”

FUCK YOU Joe Public ! – Labour does whatever it wants you little nothings…
Standby for the Budget….Thought you pockets had been picked clean before ? ….it’s an Orange in little Johnny’s stocking this Christmas (Lumps of Coal being both 2 expensive and banned by buck tooth eco-zealot and major Wanker Milliband )

An excellent view / discussion of this appaling plan can be found in ‘Geoff buys cars’ entertaining youtube channel –
link : YouTube.

Anyone else want to join me in funding a boat and sailing away to ilkegally invade another country ?
It’s clearly a fucking doggle so I suggest we all leave and let Kier govern New Islamabad (as this country will be shortly re-named)

Nominated by : Lord_of_the_Rings

Ioan Pintaru is a cunt.

Somehow,quite how is beyond me,this Romanian fellow managed to breach the stern fortress like British border and made his merry way to our fair capital..

Unfortunately it turns out the cunt is completely insane and sets about stabbing an 11yr old girl outside a fucking Lego shop.

Is there no end to the outright pleasure of our enrichment?

BBC News.

Oven.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Bike theft will not be investigated by British Transport Police.

Bike Radar.

And why not?
Because apparently they have more serious things to do, like patrolling the stations to deal with other crimes.

Like what?

They don’t have the manpower to trawl through CCTV, fair do, get civilian volunteers to do it, twats.

Spend some fucking money for folk to leave their bikes in a secure facility, people will pay a reasonable fee.

When a bike is your only transport, having it stolen is devastating, so to effectively decriminalise bike theft is just a further indication of how far we have fallen.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Another splendid Sob Story from Our BBC..

Or perhaps an object lesson in how to quickly sort out the security emergency that is “migration” ?

BBC News.

It’s a thrilling adventure,the Donald boots them out in chains,they land in Ghana only to find they aren’t wanted so are secretly transported into Togo where they languish in a hotel not paid for by the govt..

“”I have a house in the US where my kids live. How am I supposed to pay the mortgage? I don’t know how they’ll manage while I’m gone. My kids can’t see me, and it’s just so stressful,” he lamented.”

So says the convicted criminal sent packing by Homeland Security.

Its thoroughly splendid stuff and should be mandatory reading at the Home Office,despite it being “triggering” as they say.

Cunts.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Sat through the Starmer Livverpoool speech and flicking through the various channels to compare the editing – always educational. Many cuts to audience to show the faithful delegates responses to the luke warm speechifying – mainly glum faces slumped in their seats until a couple of name tag wearing apparatchiks came charging in in that curious hunchback gait used to duck beneath the cameras out of shot. “Fly your fucking flags comrades”.

Alas the faithful comrades had no clue. A few uncoordinated flaps and some painful grimaces to camera was all they could manage.

Pretty simple, as any good Dictator knows these matters have to be rehearsed. Imagine Last Night of The Proms without a flag waving rehearsal. Without all you get is an embarrassed flutter with that “Get me outa here” look… This is what happens when you have panicked PR people who decide that the Starmarama must demonstrate its patriotism but has no clue how. How about a Jimmy Saville Union Flag shell suit? (Before Ed Davey pinches the idea).

Anyway worry not comrades. We offer you my screen photo of the enraptured front bench behind the Starmarama. A picture tells a thousand words.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke