is a cunt.

Recently one evening whilst roasting a few armadillos` noses over an open fire and slurping a nice red wine I noticed in the blurb on the back of the bottle “… this wine would be the perfect accompaniment to a porcini risotto”.

Oh. I`ll just knock one up then.

It may as well have said “ideal with Baluga caviar spread on a Spillers & Bakers Pilot cracker that survived the sinking of the Titanic”.

Or, if you happen to have a few truffles lying around how about “Enjoy with a glass of unicorn tears”.

And “Paired with a dusting of fairy dust, garnished with a sprinkle of mermaid scales embellished with a phoenix feather enjoyed when accompanied by a sunset view and a side of exquisite happiness”.

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Mind you, whilst browsing in the Aladdin`s Cave which is Aldi the other day, I was tempted to buy a small drum of Chinese alphabetti spaghetti: 5 gallon minimum size, guaranteed to have at least 95% of the logographic characters in it.

Nominated by Sam Beau.

Grooming gangs (rape gangs) and Channel 4 for a joint cunting please.

I am aware that this subject has been covered many times over in the past but this little pearl of a news story has just caught my attention.

Express & Star.

The reason being that a few years ago a young lass in Barrow in Furness oop north by the name of Eleanor Williams accused a load of local peacefuls of abusing her.

Turns out that the allegations were false and she’d inflicted the injuries on herself.

Eight and a half years she got, which is interesting in itself.

Enter Channel 4.

These anti British, anti white, Marxist, degenerate cunts decided to make a documentary all about this girl and the poor peacefuls who were falsely accused.

That’s right Channel 4 – focus on one false set of allegations and make a film about it. You cunts.

I can’t help but think it’s maybe time for another documentary which informs the public that grooming gangs did actually exist in Barrow after all.

I’m also wondering if Channel 4 have, or ever intend to make another documentary but this time focus on the multiple thousands of legitimate peaceful rape gangs and their victims?

I certainly won’t hold my breath waiting for it.

Nominated by : Herman Jelmet

is for infantile cunts..

News just in means that scaredy cat Canadian PM Justin Trudeau is to be replaced by a proper heavyweight who can deal with tariffs and other threats from The Donald. Oh, wait…

Tough talking ex Governor of the Bank of England, Carney has likened Trump to Voldemort. Voldemort is, of course a fictitious wizard from a children’s book. I always thought the Canadians were mongs, but this is clear proof they do not really belong in the adult world.

Guido

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

are cunts.

‘Sir’ Jim Ratclffe and those Glazer mutants can kiss my arse. That new stadium he (Ratcliffe) wants? The concept art looks shit. It looks like a mosque that’s been designed by Albert Speer. And a 100’000 capacity? How are they going to get 100’000 to watch our shower of shit? If City can’t fill the Etihad to capacity. how the buggery are United going to fill their ‘new’ stadium?

Also , as a hardcore matchgoing supporter since 1974, I am simply not interested. If or when Old Trafford dies, that is me done with them for good. 66 (sixty sodding six) pounds for a kids ticket to watch that crap is scandalous enough. But this new ground will not even keep the old name or pay tribute to Busby’s legacy. I bet it it’s called somehing like The Glazerdome or the Ineos Stadium.

Well, they can sod off. Manchester United nearly died in 1958. Only to rise again, with an young Irish genius as their talisman. But this time I think the club I loved since I was a young boy is -or will be- well and truly dead soon. Whatever that cunt Ratcliffe or those Glazer scum are aiming to do, it has nothing to do with the people of Manchester and Salford who loved this club so much. They are doing this for the tourists, daytrippers, half/half scarf mongs, and any other imbecile they can suck money out of. Welcome to Glazerworld. With Marcus Rashford as Mickey Mouse.

Nominated by Norman.

As if we dont have enough stereotypes to deal with, Polish plumbers, M’lungobungo Doctors, Australian bar staff, Danish wind turbine engineers, Greasy Indian gynaecologists etc.

Now we have young girls looking to be brickies.

BBC News.

By all means, I wish her well and hope she sticks at it to retire a sore and broken woman but I can see it ending one of two ways, either a fat sexual harrassment in the workplace payout or quitting because the rain was too strong, her back gave out and she broke a fingernail.

Following on from my “word salad” pum pum cunting, this is a carefully selected sober cunting.

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles