I should like to venture an nomination on this esteemed site.
Most Popular Boys & Girls Names (2024)
As the story says, the most popular names for children born in 2024 in England and Wales have been released, with Athena and Yahya making it into the top 100 for the first time.
Guess what tops the list of boys’ names for the second year running?
Yep, Muhammad.
Are we surprised?
No Adolph and no Rastus then.
As for `unusual` names (where the `parents` got so full of booze and class-A drugs whist mesmerized by total shite on the TV / interweb) there are, for the boys: Cuthbert, Crispin, Awesome and Beckham, and for girls: Orchid, Poem, Sicily and Everest.
So, welcome to the Islamic State of the Disunited Kingdom.
Shit be upon us.
Vent your spleens, cunters.
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Nominated by snigger-snigger.