“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting. Today, in a world exclusive, I have the extraordinary privilege of being joined by none other than Kamala Harris, Vice President of the United States. Welcome Madam”

“Well hi there, ah ha ha ha ha HA HA!”

“I wonder if you could begin by outlining your day-to-day role as Vice President, for any of our followers who might be unfamiliar with just what’s involved”

“I have the great pleasure of serving with Joe Biden. He’s an extraordinary leader, and I wish that people could see what I see, because there’s only one person that sits behind that desk, and has to make the decisions that nobody else in the country can. He’s just an extraordinary leader wah ha ha ha ha HA HA!”

“Er okay, but the actual question was… oh never mind. Seeing how you’ve raised the question of the President directly, let’s move on. There’s been much concerned talk lately about his mental decline. If he stands and is elected again, he’ll be 86 by the end of his second term, assuming he actually stays the distance. Your views?”

“Well consider time. You know time doesn’t stand still. There is great significance in the passage of time. What we have to do in this project is to have some faith in what can be, unburdened by what has been wah ha ha ha ha ha HA HA!”

So Madame Vice President, what do you see as the greatest problems facing the US today; inflation, the cost of living, immigration levels, the increasingly unstable international situation…?”

“Absolutely. You know we gotta take all this stuff seriously, as seriously as you are, because you have been forced to take it seriously”

“Erm, indeed *shuffles in frustration*. Could you possibly be a little more specific?”

“Of course. I do believe that we live in real unsettled times, and yeah, I’m out on those streets, and there’s so much at stake in this moment. The majority of us believe in freedom and equality, but these extremists, they’re not like us”

“Extremists? Who are you talking about exactly? I don’t understand your point”

“Listen, do you just think you fell out of a coconut tree? You exist in the context. On the bus round and round. Here’s the thing, who doesn’t love a yellow school bus?”

“I er, well…”

“I mean look, it’s all about community. Just look at community banks. So the importance of community banks is that they are, as they are called, in the community. Led by members of the community. They are people who understand the capacity of the community. The needs of the community. The culture of the community…”

“*Ahem* well thank you Madame Vice President, for joining us today to give us the benefit of these most valuable insights”

“My pleasure Ronnie baby. Wakanda forever wah ha ha ha ha HA HA!”

“Oh lord. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”

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Nominated by Ron Knee.

Must be awful. When I was in my teens in the nineties, life was about getting high or getting your dick wet. It was reflected in a lot of the youth culture and music. You could go to a house party and your mum and dad knew you might experiment because that’s what they did in the 70s.

I was never under any sort of pressure to be something i wasn’t as my dad had been a teenage hedonist and did what he liked, and for him to expect me and my brother to be straight-laced squares or swots would’ve been hypocritical.

Strangely enough i didn’t feel the need to act like a rebel or hard cunt and was happy to just be myself. The other factor was that we weren’t instructed on what was the right opinion all the time. political correctness was around but limited in reach, and generally the preserve of neurotic cunts with no friends or overzealous teachers who were generally mocked for being so uptight. They were rightly and presciently, treated like dogmatic religious freaks.

We had no social media either, so if you did have trouble with someone at school, it didn’t continue outside of school. Apart from this site, i no longer use social media or comment very much on the internet. I’ve been watching the curtailing of freedom of expression in our society since the time Blair was in office, wary of how the government was adding legislation under the guise of ‘anti-terrorism’ measures. Thats why i can’t blame social media itself as the censorship was already underway. I could tell the West was growing more suthoritarian and fragmented since the late 90s. A lot of my mates noticed it as well. TV mightve improved but films and pop music had declined in quality, and the youth subcultures of the noughties were quite vanilla; Emo? Muso/scene?

Now that the entertainment industry only cares about shitting out substandard’content’; a world of DEI gayblack dogshit, music is corporate nursey rhymes, teenagers would rather adopt ugly fashions, looking fake, filming and snapping themselves through babyish filters in gyms rather than learning guitars, going out to parties and imbibing chemicals, getting off with each other, learning to drive (legally and otherwise), being exposed to the world of work and learning to rub along with people ten, twenty, thirty years older.
They watch porn, play computer games, and live out boring lives through their phones. Their opinions are vetted and delivered to please some phantom apparatchik who may be listening in.

They no longer have a unifying culture, as they splinter off into a world of radical left or alt right shut-ins. They aren’t just exploring their ‘sexual identity’ of straight or gay, but being brainwashed into getting their bits cut off because they might ‘really’ be a boy instead of a girl or a girl instead of a boy, or some made-up unicorn hermaphrodite inbetween. They’re not encouraged to be either tough or tolerant, but to be a victim, claim you’re oppressing them, indulge in narcissm, navel-gaze and act like obnoxious entitled brats well into their twenties.

The unecessary anguish over identity, the self-mutilation and sham of ‘body positivity’, the arrested development and lack of experience with sex, drugs, jobs, getting from A to B without mummy’s help, their terrible music films and comedy, their lack of subcultures, their weak teachers and politicians, their reliance on technology – it sll paints teenager of the 2020s as the most boring variety society has raised since before ‘teenagers’ were invented.

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Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime

is a cunt.

This bellend thought it would be a good idea to get an England Euro 2024 tattoo. OK so far you would have thought, but then went one step further and in an act of supreme confidence/optimism/stupidity decided to add ‘Winners’ to it before the game.

Having started to read the article, before even seeing a photo of this wanker, I had already conjured up an image of what a modern 29 year old ‘data consultant’ football fan would look like, I was proved correct. Loads of tattoos already- check, beard- check, stupid sunglasses- check, looks like a cunt- check.

It really isn’t difficult to know why England football fans have a reputation for being thick knuckleheads?

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Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

I’d like to nominate Jordan Pickford.

How on earth did we (England) get as far as we did in the tournament with Mr. Tourettes inbetween the sticks? He needs to calm down and play out from the back, that needs to come from the manager. If he can’t do that then he needs to be replaced.

Look at the best goalkeepers in the EPL and then compare them to Pickford, the man is a fucking liabilty.

A deserved victory for Spain, England were a match for them player for player, unfortunately they had the right philosophy and we are still stuck in an era of a goalie that just wants to ‘get rid of it’…

Nominated by : Alex

Its been barely a week at the time of writing since Keir Starmer and his band of poofs, demented wimminz, fake commies and misfits kicked out the Tories at the General Election but already the shitshow has started early with MP for Norwich South, Clive Lewis.

When the new parliament met on July 9th all MP’s and lords are required to take part in the swearing in ceremony and take an oath of allegiance to the Crown. However Clive Lewis decided to make it all about him with an anti-monarchy protest.
“I take this oath under protest and in the hope that one day my fellow citizens will democratically decide to live in a republic” said Lewis when it was his turn.

Look, I know people have strong views on the monarchy but there is a time and a place. Its the lack of respect and militancy that is so typical of these twats. This was his fourth term in office so the cunt had gone through the ceremony three times before. He was also in the Army Reserve serving a tour in Afghanistan so would have taken an oath to her then Maj. By not taking the oath MP’s cannot ask questions, vote or be paid a wage. I wonder which one motivated him to take it?

Even Granny Rayner put on her best ‘am I bovvered’ face and stubbed out her fag to take the oath although Magic Grandpa was caught off off-mike calling it ‘nonsense’. Its interesting that he hopes fellow citizens democratically decide to one day live in a republic but this didn’t extend to Brexit voters and their democratic will to be free of the EU, consistently calling for a peoples vote and a second referendum.

More than happy to take the knee for a dead drug addict and foreign criminal though Clive?

Wanker.

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Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator