Coyote Peterson is a American YouTuber and wildlife educator and best known for his Brave Wilderness YouTube channel where he films himself being stung and bitten by venomous animals. This isn’t David Attenborough here. Every gurning facial twitch, writhing around in agony and hallucination is captured on video as the lovely sounding bullet ants and executioner wasps pump their venom into Peterson, swelling up his forearm to Harvey Price sized proportions.

I once got bitten on the tongue by a wasp after one crawled into an open can of lemonade and I took a swig without realizing. My tongue ballooned up and I sounded like Rosie Jones …settle down Thomas…for a few days but never felt the need to share my experience.

I like wildlife but believe filming it should be as unobtrusive as possible unless its Chris Packham being gang raped by a family of badgers and especially not knobends like Peterson, acting like some discount Grizzly Adams for likes and clicks. It can end badly of course with the death of TV personality and environmentalist Steve ‘Crikey!’ Irwin who tickled the balls of his last crocodile when he was pierced in the chest by a stingray and killed in 2006.

Now, if they were to introduce these nasties onto ‘I’m a Celebrity

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

1. I told you about ballot stuffing in Bridegport, Connecticut.

2. I told you about vote buying in Atlantic City, New Jersey.

3. I told you about new found absentee votes Chicago, Illinois

4. I told you about hundreds of uncounted ballots found in storage in rural Michigan.

Let’s now move to the Wild West…where men are…skip that.

Arizona has long been considered a Republican State. And in some ways it still is. Home of the so-called McCain Republicans, it has become decidedly uni-party since the death of the old war forever war mongerer.

This has been reinforced in recent years by a massive influx of illegal aliens and their Demonrat sponsors who now control a significant part of the state’s governmental apparatus.

But as this story highlights, the problem of voter fraud has been going on in Arizona for quite some time. Thanks to a unique law that allows illegals to obtain a drivers license and register to vote in Federal elections almost 100,000 registered voters may not in fact be legal to vote in the US election.

VoteBeat.org.

One hundred thousand potentially illegal votes cast in an important swing state just might have an effect on the election. Do you think?

And according to sources this has been happening for decades.

So there’s really nothing new here.

The point is…as we all know elections in the US are safe and secure and the real threat to democracy is the Orange Hitler and his MAGA Minions.

As an afterthought…I wonder why they let them vote in Federal Elections but not in the State elections?

Nominated by : General Cuntster

Today’s questions, lads is – what has Gray got on old Kweer?

It turns out that this ugly old hag earns more than he does. Could it be blackmail money?. Perhaps he is a bit too pally with old Lord Alli.

Perhaps she caught him with Wes in the stationery cupboard.

Or – as she looks like a raddled old “Miss Whiplash” – could it be that he used to be one of her clients?. Naughty boys get bottom marks:

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

Sorry Jeezum, thought you meant his pussies not a fucking cat. C.A.

I found this delightful little non-news story on the BBC news website (where else?)

As well as Larry, and Kiers own family cat, Jojo, the Starmer family were contemplating getting a German Shepherd. Two cats and a GSD, what could possibly go wrong? The perfect combination!

Anyway, after much discussion, the family Starmer decided to purchase a Siberian kitten instead. Hardly any difference between a GSD and a Siberian attack cat.

Fuck me sideways, is this an attempt, by the BBC, to make Starmer appear more like a real boy and not a wooden puppet being manipulated via the strings under someone else’s control?

Hello? It’s not working. Hello? Can you hear me?

I wonder if his nose will grow everytime he lies?

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Additional material provided by W. C. Boggs:

This wannabee Blair has fucked up yet again. It seems that not only is the Toolmaker Son, so poor (well he only has £8 million to his name poor cunt) he accepts charity from a rich donor who buys all his clothes and glasses, he has such a lack or pride he accepted them for his wife as well.

This government has lost all it’s goodwill and popularity – he has only been “in” for two months, and we are already fucked off by his own brand of sleaze (friends of his and Sue Gray – including her own son – given jobs within government), the constant desire to look tough, which might pay off dangerously over his stance in Ukraine., being told what to do by his large collection of bum boys etc etc. Old has-beens from a decade or more ago,l to show that they have learned nothing and are even more stupid and dim than they were then – PixieBalls Cooper-Balls, Edward Miliband, even more fucked up than they were 15 years ago. Enough already!

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The clothes donor is also a poofter, and got special access to the Downing Street garden. He sure loves men in receipt of swollen goods!

What an absolute cunt and a fraud this man is.

The television companies must have thought that they were on to a woke winner when this cockney, four eyed person of colour (edit) came onto the scene.

Now they are fucked after he has been investigated and charged for controlling and coercive behaviour against his estranged wife.

One of the many bull shit stories that this man has invented about himself is that he was semi literate until he was diagnosed with dyslexia in university.

So how the fuck did he get into university?

His programme with his ‘good friend’ Dame Judy Dench, which was called The Odd Couple, will now have to be shelved, not to be repeated.

As will his other programme with his ‘best mate’ Sir David Jason, The Travelling Tool Shed.

Are we really expected to believe that either of these respected actors had a fucking clue who Jay Blades was before the TV companies asked for them to co-star?

Jay Blades first appeared on the telly on some shit programme hosted by the fat, ex-public schoolgirl, Kirsty Allsopps Workshop.

He invented himself as some avant-garde furniture restorer, but as he obviously didn’t have the talent to make any money in that trade, he started a charity.

That charity allegedly went bust. This ruined him financially and caused him to contemplate suicide.

He should have stopped contemplating and just fucking done it in my opinion.

A charity is supposed to be run for the benefit of others so how did it closing have any effect on his own personal finances.

Why was the charity and his personal income from it not investigated?

Could that possibly be that he is black?

Jay Blades is a talentless person of colour (edit) bastard. He fronts the TV show The Repair Shop where he wanders around like he is in charge without actually doing anything.

It’s going to take some clever editing to keep him off our TV screens in the future.

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Nominated by : The Artful Cunter

Additional evidence for the prosecution from W. C. Boggs:

May I strongly endorse this nomination?. Blades started out (minus glasses but with a thick leather apron) on the afternoon show “Money For Nothing” (probably in honour of his pay cheque). His trick was to be given a wooden chair. It MIGHT get a light sandpapering, if he had the energy, but it would invariably be painted all black, except for one leg – which would be painted shocking pink, or pillar box red or golden yellow (‘cos that’s cool, innit?).

Like our Dear Leader, he never needed glasses till he became famous) and like our Dear Leader seems to live in a fantasy world of his own – in his original MFN introductions he described himself as “a former philosophy stoodent”. It would be interesting to know which schmuk took him on at which university, especially as he sounds as dim as a glow-worms armpit. The BBC was forced to show yet another chopped down Garden Rescue last night with that awful mincing little poof, Lee somebody-or-other. Perhaps Blade’s disgrace will lead to the end of that syrupy maudlin Repair Shop. As I have always said every cloud has a silver lining. Now make my day – let somebody catch Ant & Dec cottaging.