This one will probably upset a fair few..

Potatoes.. what is this nations obsession with the things..

Fucking stodge,filler to a meal.
Not enough meat or fish, throw a spud in it.
4000 varieties all fucking bland..

Like pasta and rice tasteless unless something is added..

Chips. Salt,vinegar or sauce.
Mash. Gravy.
Jacket. Butter, cheese, beans or chilli.
Roast. Got to be cooked in goose fat.
Boiled.. just throw em to the birds.not that they will thank you..

Endless chefs with another recipe on the perfect roast potato.

Bloody Spaniards bringing that muck over here..I’m glad drake sunk your armada..

As blackadder once said people are smoking them, they’ll be eating them next..

Well not for me..
Good luck changing my mind..

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Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt

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For your amusement or otherwise C.A.

is a cunt.

This paltry-talented, half-Australian Grotbags has been spewing poison again. This time gibbering about Gaza. Does that make this rotund grizabella an antisemitic Jew?

She was famous for a role in Blackadder, then dressing up as a witch in some Harry Potter film. Now she’s more famous for supporting terrorism and whining about men. This contemptible bulldyke has criticised John Cleese, Terry Scott, even Charles Dickens. Is no man safe from this grotesque cock-dodging butchbag? She’s like Jess Phillips, but with six Stone more of yeast.

With a face like a boxer licking piss off a nettle and smelling like dirty, piss-stained granny pants, she”s up there in the challenging wank hallows with hideous Jo Brand and nutjob Diane Flabbotasaurus. Surely not even another salmon-munching bean-flicker could find this gruesome lezhog attractive.

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Nominated by Captain Magnanimous.

‘Well blow me down, that’s a surprise and no mistake; absolutely no one saw that coming’. Said absolutely nobody. Ever.

I refer of course the resignation of Jill Biden buddy and DEI pick Kimberly Cheatle, erstwhile Director of the US Secret Service, in the wake of the near catastrophic failure to protect Donald Trump from an assassin’s bullet at a rally in Pennsylvania.

After being virtually dragged before the House Oversight Committee on 20th July, Cheatle was slowly barbecued by speaker after speaker as she gave a shabby, shady demonstration of dissembling and evasiveness as straight answers to questions were demanded;

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As patience with Cheatle’s stonewalling quickly ran out, there were repeated demands for her immediate resignation, and failing that, for the White House to act. In spite of this, she refused to step down, but having (as they say) ‘considered her options’ overnight, finally fell on her sword (or was pushed) as her calamitous performance made her position utterly untenable.

In my opinion, this woman’s performance in front of the Committee constituted nothing less than the perfect blend of arrogance, incompetence and self-delusion. She looked and sounded like an absolute cunt, but I’m sure she would have clung on to the post if it had been remotely feasible to do so. But an innocent bystander is dead and two others seriously injured, while a former president came within a whisker of getting his head caved in. She simply had to go.

This was nothing less than abject. Cheatle has finally fucked off in disgrace, and good riddance to bad rubbish.

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Nominated by : Ron Knee

GEN-Z & AUTOTUNE (or rather the lack of it)

(The Star-Mangled Banner)

As if their own contemporary music was not dire enough, when invited to perform traditional melodies and actual “anthems” this generation of fucking jelloid brains seem to be unable to do so unless they`re continually assisted by autotune.
Yep, not only are their “songs” composed by AI, they are also “sung” by AI.
So, no human intervention required then – apart from actually inducing the cretins to download or stream said effluent thereby consuming its juicy diarrhetic angst.

So, cunters, ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls (and all the other sad mental degenerates and narcissists with whatever gender you want to be this week) I give you Ingrid Andress …

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The more mature generations of you will appreciate that being drunk on stage during a performance was an essential pre-requisite of being able to deliver a properly magnificent song extremely well and with sincere expression – and for the most part actually singing in tune.

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Nominated by : Sam Beau

Briefly, this apprentice brain surgeon thought it would be a good idea to drive his Audi Q5 at over 140mph on the A1(M), in the middle of the night, drunk and using his mobile to film his dashboard speedo.

Sadly for 8 month old Zach Blades and his aunt Karlene Warner, they were in a car being driven by Zacks mum Shalorna Warner, Karlene sister, when it was struck from behind by Darryl with such force Zack was ejected from his mum’s car, and killed instantly, as was his aunt Karlene.

Darryl, on being arrested, was reported as saying ” sometimes mistakes happen” and when it sank into his thick skull that he was in serious trouble, he lied and said a “hitch hiker” had been driving. What a man!

He got 17 years and a driving ban of over 21 years.

This week, Shalorna has launched an on-line petition calling for drink-drivers who kill to be banned for life. I’ve signed it. If it stops just one moron killing another innocent, it’s worth it.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.