Well it may have taken a lot of time and effort, but after an intensive international investigation, the long arm of the law finally reached out and felt the collar of fetid excresence Anjem Choudary.

Yes the infamous Islamist has been found guilty of terrorist offences after a trial at Woolwich Crown Court, meaning that the festering pustule could now be looking at a life sentence for his trouble.

And we all know what that means, don’t we? Banged up in one of HM’s prisons while his (no doubt) extended family rake in benefit money, all courtesy of the weary, hard-pressed taxpayer.

Mmm… there must be a quicker, more cost effective, not to say satisfying solution to this problem. If we could only figure out what it might be…

Met Police News.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

This Just Stop Oil activist was one of several people handed a four year custodial sentence for her part in causing immense disruption to the flow of traffic on the motorway in 2022.

MSN (Telegraph) Link.

I bet Roger Hallam assured the gullible muppet that, at worst, she’d get a fine and a suspended. Bet she shat her knickers when the judge handed down the sentence.

I’d like to buy that judge several drinks, well done!

Anyway, Cressida’s mother has gone bleating to the press that her poor little ewe lamb will miss her brothers wedding.

Oh dear, how sad, anyway…moving on to something more important now.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Seconded by : Sam Beau

I`d like to second this nom please and add another link re the JSO cretins who recently daubed a painting with soup and now face custodial sentences …

MSN Link.

But if only they had used a tin of Campbell`s soup as an homage to Andy Warhol it would have been gorgeously ironic. They never think these things through, do they.

NOTE: The Admin Team does not generate content. The nominations come exclusively from the cunter community. As such these are your nominations not ours. We’ve had a few ‘political unrest’ noms recently, but the goal posts do seem to move on an almost daily basis. Hence another one. Kudos for keeping it civil. Debate, disagree and trade facts but not personal insults. Fill yer boots.
The Admin Team.

Well here we go again. Our illustrious PM blames the recent civil unrest on ‘far right thuggery’

abcnews

Okay Sir Kier, I’ll grant you that there may be an element of that in play. But simply to continue blaming this nebulous ‘far right’ for the outrage sweeping Britain is naïve and disingenuous.

Don’t you get it? People are sick to the back teeth with mass immigration. They’re sick of stumping up £8 million a day to feed, clothe and house cunts who come from who knows where, while they struggle to pay their bills and get a doctor’s or hospital appointment.

There is a massive problem facing this country. The Tories dodged the bullet by the simple expedient of losing the election; what’s your excuse for failing to get to grips with it? It’s just ‘the far right’ causing trouble?

Well it seems that millions of ordinary, long-suffering British people have had enough of being labelled as ‘racists’, ‘fascists’ and ‘bigots’, because they’re sick of it. The ‘far right’ hare isn’t going to run any more,and you’ll just pour petrol on the flames.

But off you go on your hols Sir Keir; keep the stick up your arse and your head firmly buried in the sand. And don’t forget to take the knee to BLM rioters again before you go (oh sorry, I mean BLM ‘protestors’; wouldn’t want to be provocative, would we?).

Nominated by Ron Knee.

is a cunt, isn’t she.

Six-time Olympian toff was caught on secret video “training” her horses by whipping their legs. Not once or twice, but 24 times. How long has inbred bitch been allowed to do this?

Olympic cunt.

No, you’re not sorry and you’re probably not ashamed. You’re only sorry you were caught. Moreover, who’s the chuckling hayseed hee-haw hick filming it?

Fuck this contemptible, cuntington lowlife.

Daily Express

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous, seconded by Fuglyucker and a third helping from opinionated cunt below.

Seconded, I hope the toffee nosed cunt gets the same treatment as that slag Sarah fucking Mould, so now she can become a green wellie wearing doley, who cant get past the animal rights activists with whips camping in her driveway, I would like to see what she would think getting 24 lashes.
Well done whoever filmed that and put an end to this cock gobblers career…. What a cunt, stupid fucking sport anyway, horses and toffs poncing together, so hopefully it’s only going to be a hobbies horse this fuck knuckle can get close to any time soon….

A third opinion of this:-

Horses are among my favourite animals, and one of only a few I am categorically against using for meat. How dare that snobbish, stuck up, privileged cunt treat such a majestic creature so cruelly. Hopefully she gets banned for life and is made subject to the same treatment that she dished out.

Charlotte Dujardin apologists.

“B-b-but she’s only human! Everyone makes mistakes!”

“It was a simple error of judgement!”

“She didn’t harm the horse really.”

The horse would’ve barely felt it!”

‘She’s being tried by social media!

“Won’t someone think about her mental health?!”

Fuck off you absolute cunts. Whipping an animal TWENTY FOUR times is NOT a mistake. it is NOT an error of judgement. It is animal cruelty, and nothing less. Cruelty which the horse clearly felt judging by the amount of bucking in the video. She knew what she was doing, and she counted on being able to get away with it because of her status. This woman deserves no sympathy whatsoever. Fuck her mental elf. I hope she gets exactly the same treatment she gave that poor animal and then some.

Barely-punished crime, letalone perjury is of course a bigger issue … but the former, it seems, is now par for the course. Scumbag’s rights trump everyone elses. So much credit allowed by (gullible?) judges given when some cunt declares upon their 50th time being caught GBH-ing or mugging or thieving or burglaring ; that it’s their ‘wake up call’ .. and that – if spared prison – they’ll give UP being a scumbag there & then. Until they’re caught a 51st time, and spew the same crap again. “But this time he REALLY means it, your honour”

So, we’re used to that. Bullshit ‘mitigating circumstances’ then go hand in hand. Don’t get me fucking STARTED there. But again, .. these shameless insincere (often pathetic) attempts always seem to pay off. Only once or twice I’ve heard of a judge berating such nonsense. A 24 y.o. habitual handbag-grabbing granny-basher ‘had a cancer scare at 18 that led him astray’ is a true-world disgraceful example. Think about that one. An alleged cancer SCARE a half a decade prior. I imagine his (also scumbag) solicitor mining(at taxpayers expense) for that kind of cuntitude to present. As I said elsewhere months back, I (if a judge) would be ADDING months to sentences, if such tripe was presented to me as supposed mitigation for premeditated wrongdoing. It belies ZERO contrition for the current court visit.

And then there’s perjury. The 2 examples above are still at some cunt judges discretion to ignore. (It’s just a pity they don’t!) .. But perjury is itself an actual crime. Murderers, child molestors and more swear on a bible to tell the truth in court. That in itself is farcical but anyways .. yeah … a cunt ultimately found guilty is by definition lying if he/she ever said otherwise. But for this cunting’s sake let’s go pure black & white. Rapist persistently declaress it wasnt him, despite being picked in a lineup. Surprise last-minute CCTV (or dna or somesuch incontrovertable evidence) proves 100% that it was. You NEVER hear/read ‘7 years for the assaults and six months for perjury during the trial’. I can recall a lot of what I read going back decades, .. but witnesses that perjured on the guilty party’s behalves getting THEIR comeuppance at trials outcome? I’m drawing a blank on that one. Tens of thousands of people perjure every year. Bar plea deals, it’s probably more or less total, from(the)little things to the huge by guilty defendants and their alibi-providers.

And by christ there are varying degrees. Ubercunt Maxine Carr should still be in prison for HER 2003 perjuries .. helping a child-murdering kiddie-fiddler with layered, detailed premeditated lies attempting to save her double-murdering beau from jail.

Anyways, in summation. ALWAYS time reduced for hypotheticals, NEVER time added for barefaced clear-as-day jailtime-addable porkies, .. not even for societies ‘honour’, as concurrent sentences (yet another utter disgrace) would practically always absorb any extra sentencing anyways.

Here’s an example:

Sly News.

Nominated by : CuntemAll