I’m not a God-botherer and no fan of Mr D. Ickebut but that opening ceremony took the piss. Hardly family viewing was it?

NY Post.

Golden bulls, bearded transexuals, drag queens and obese ‘models’ at the last supper with a blue Jesus and kid in amongst them, Euroquares dancing to Eurodance (an entire genre now ruined forever)in tribute to the EU. The ominous pale rider in his cloak riding down the Seine, (was Shaun con
mpensated for use of his likeness?) decapitated heads (Marie Antoinette) moaning.

Most Satanic of all. The flaming piano on the river, like the ferry on the Styx, with a woman singing blaphemous Lennon’s shit-Lib anthem, Imagine.
The only thing missing was Sam Smith sticking his tongue out and making an arse out of himself.

France really outdid themselves with that didplay of fucked-up cultural degeneracy.

Diversity is our Strength?

Diversity, Sex and Horror are the New God, more like.

I’m sure Sadiq and one thousand Labour/BBC/Guardian groomers and degenerates wanked themselves silly.

Sinister.

Nominated by : Cuntamus Prime

I think that we all get a bit tired of seeing that skank Katie Price flashing her tits for the tabloids and making a proper bore of herself.

It’s so refreshing therefore to see a bit more class and style being shown by Britain’s Got Talent ‘star’ Amanda Holden (53).

None of that endless postering for the tabloids and soshull media. No being constantly photographed in a skimpy bikini or in a skirt with a slit up to her navel, flashing her knickers. No being seen braless in a tight top, nipples looking as though they’ve been iced down. No, she’s very reserved is our Mandy, as befits a mature 53-year-old woman.

It makes a refreshing change, I think you’ll all agree.

Amanda Holden is 53, and famous for being famous.

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

A massive Cunting for Anthony Esan, the cultural enricher who stabbed Lt Col Mark Teeton multiple times.
elsan is an absolute CUNT who deserves a painful death solely for being so ugly and obese. The wonderful mainstream media have already stated Mental Elf issues as an excuse.

Unfortunately it was impossible to ignore the true nature of the CUNT, so they have since been rather silent on the issue. ELSAN, a true Chemical Toilet, will not be deemed to be a religious nutcase nor a Terrori$t. Under Sir Kweer’s regime he will be given 40% of a pathetically lenient sentence if convicted.

kent online

Nominated by Sir Cuntalot.

I have no firsthand experience of jail. I have 2 stories, though .. 1 excerpt from a documentary I saw on UK prison life 20ish years ago, and another from a trustworthy friend (ex UK armed forces medic, now a British prison guard).

I’ll start with the latter. Short & sweet. This man I’ve known for thirteen years hates the job, more specifically hates what he observes there. The story I’m sharing happened a few years back. An inmate headbutted a guard during a (routine, for said inmate) violent kicking-off. Guard was bleeding from the mouth, teeth loosened. The cunt that did that hurt himself in the lunge. Skin ripped from hitting teeth. Good-enough for the cunt. BUT…. Outside medic brought in. Guess who was prioritised. Yeah. And the assaulted guard basically got sent home with paracetemol.

On ITV, I saw three early-20’s cunts in prison. The documentary was about drone-deliveries of phones, drugs etc. TO prisons and how nets etc. weren’t stopping them. The three(handkerchief-masked) cunts were rolling themselves some decent looking phatties (one keeping lookout) ..and complaining about their cell’s prison-issue Playstation 2’s. The Playstation 3 was out, y’see? .. and the muggers/carjackers/fuck-knows-what’s .. only had the PS2 IN PRISON. And that was (quote) ‘bogus’. Unfair, they reckoned.

(The fact a ‘prison’ PS2 cost £1000 – more than 2-3 standard PS3’s – didn’t faze this trio of cunts. (The outer casing of the machine, plus the television, has to be moulded from a transport resin, possibly acrylic, .. so shivs and drugs and mobile phones can’t be hidden in them .. and the cost quoted on the doc was a grand for each ‘bespoke’ device).

How’s about a new approach, seeing as softly softly is no punishment at all, bar lost freedom. The amount of which (freedom curtailed)should always be at least twice what it generally is (AFTER sentence passed because of early release for ‘good behaviour’ (pass the fucking sick bag!), and often twice more ANYWAYS, from the outset (soft sentencing .. due to overcrowding .. due to high cost of keeping these cunts comfortable : a vicious circle of stupidity!)

Who ‘decent’ wouldn’t like to see ’em try(for example)….

Whitewashed cell, a 7ft cube. Hole in the floor for piss & shit. You want to smear the walls with it? – go ahead. Then live with shit-smeared walls. Supermarket-rejected fodder twice daily. On the turn stuff, say… and same 365 days a year ; no christmas dinner or anything similar. Suicide ropes PRO-fucking-VIDED. Honest to fuck, I would go medieval on the cunts… prison is supposed to be a deterrent. That angle should be dialled up to 11. Best I leave some room for other cunters to weigh in, though but….

Link. Read it and puke, folks…

Mirror.

Nominated by : CuntemAll

With a concurrent sentence supplied by Cuntamus Prime:

I’d like to second this cunting. Any prison where life in a.cell is more comfortable than a room or ward in an NHS hospital is unacceptable.

My own solution is steel mesh-reinforced perspex boxes, 8′ x 8′ x 7′, allowing guards full visibility at all times. Cells on racks, transportable by forklift/telehandlers.No TV, playstations etc. books only and if they can’t read, learn in any number of workshops, situated further inside the prison.

It’s a disgrace that the taxpayer spends £45k per prisoner per year. The yanks spend $27k a year, because they aren’t holding their cocks everytime they have a piss.

Yahoo News.

Once again an example where two completely seemingly innocuous words, when put together to mean something straightforward gets misinterpreted in a completely over-the-top fashion, and, when a member of a certain demographic complains, the company in question (in this case Sainsbury’s) back down immediately no questions asked with their heads down low (and their knees to the floor?). The offending product is “Grey Reinforced Knee Grow Hem Woven Trousers, 2 pack for children of 7 years of age”. That is Knee as in a person’s knee, and grow as in the trousers will presumably grow/stretch with the child wearer. Neither a 7 year old kid or the average parent would see any specific double meaning in the title of that product. Unless your a cunt who actively looks for this shit just to complain about it of course.

Nominated by : Sir Motley Quim, OBE, CofE, MOD, VD.