I’ve honestly never partaken of the herb except for one occasion, trying a ‘space cake’ in an Amsterdam Cafe. Wrong thing to do when your flight is four hours later and you have to get your bags from the top floor of a hostel and make your way to Schipol Airport.
Anyway, the amount of cunts that do it openly in the street. It’s not ‘big’ or ‘clever you cuntwits. It fucking STINKS and it just marks you out as unemployed and/or public sector worker parasites on society.
Also, I am a saddo and like to listen to ‘cryptid’ compilation stories on Shittube. As soon as one mentions ‘we were going somewhere to SMOKE i.e. use Mary Jane, I just skip or switch off.
‘Weed’ is filth for feeble-minded morons. I’m not condemning anyone for what they do in private, but it’s the louche attitude of those who think it’s a cool thing to do publicly and or brag about, specifically Lefties.
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Mrs Cunter found that it was the only thing that gave her any relief from pain while she was waiting to have her hip sorted, so I suppose that it has its uses.
It’s perfectly legal here, there are many cannabis shops.
But you have to smoke it on their premises.
The moment you walk out of the shop with any cannabis on you, you can get nicked.
The actual marijuana is not supplied by any licensed growers, but nobody asks where it comes from, not even the police.
I agree that it shouldn’t be used in public.
Cunts that say that it should be legalised are deluding themselves.
Governments would make sure that any legal shops sold only the weakest shit, with all the health warnings, and they would tax the fuck out of it.
Good morning everyone!
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It absolutely stinks. Next door works from home and by about 2 in the afternoon the garden stinks of weed. I am subtly trying to find out who his employer is, I assume public sector, and let them know. Anyone any other ideas about what to do?
Good Morning.
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What sort of fucking garden have you got if there is no the slightest breeze that would take the smell away?
If he is not causing you any harm then leave the cunt alone.
Reporting him to his employer is a fucking cuntish thing to do.
Does he complain if you cook anything a bit smelly?
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set his shed on fire.
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A bit of Cliff Richard.
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Rent your house out to a large family of Pakistanis,Wanksock.
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Do the gardening in a lime green mankini like I do.
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Other ideas Wanky? How about a report to your local police? With one very tightly restricted exception cannabis is completely illegal in the UK. You can get five years in stir just for possession and that includes in your own home. Trouble is in many areas plod turns a blind eye so you may have to hassle them, quote Misuse of Drugs Act 1971. I have observed the mighty stink of the stuff and have never touched it or had any desire to do so. In my job I used to visit various secure and sensitive sites, police, MOD, MOJ etc. Even Network Rail had random spot checks which applied to external contractors as well as their own employees. I held a level of security clearance which would have been terminated immediately if I’d failed a test. The effect would have been the same as getting done for drunken driving, i.e. unemployed and end of career. I would also have been up before the beak.
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The plod won’t do jack shit.
Good morning.
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There are worse things for your health, labour governments, seeing jess “the gums” Philips naked and any interaction with peacefuls.
Though anyone smoking it in public, should be sealed up in a oil drum and tossed into the ocean.
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I used to smoke weed when younger.
Now I can’t stand the smell of the shite.
All that money and time I wasted with it
it was mainly hashish back then
not the super strong weed you get now.
I’d go to Amsterdam for that,
I know it’s hypocrisy but I hate that shit now,
can’t think of anything worse than lazing about stoned,
and think we should have the same drug laws as the middle east.
fuck em.
I’ve had my fun and that’s all that matters
maaaan
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Similar story for me, but I veer between wanting a total ban and accepting it is inevitable. Everybody has at least one vice and there are worse things than smoking ganja.
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Speaking as a highly experienced grower of the stuff: the weed that the nom is referring to is the disgusting stuff grown by Vietnamese or Albanian criminals using vast amounts of chemicals to get maximum yield in minimum time.
Organic weed grown using natural fertilisers, compost, worm casts, etc then the buds turned into butter or oil is different entirely.
It also depends on the class of person consuming it. Only the lower orders smoke it on the street, the sort with balaclavas and electric scooters.
Smoking it i
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is very harmful too, carcinogenic.
Taking it an an organic oil helps a range of neurodegenerative disorders.
Check out this fella gaining relief from crippling Parkinson’s:
https://youtu.be/zNT8Zo_sfwo?si=6e67jYrhYPXuR1di
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That is the single exemption available in the UK Tom. The NHS won’t touch it though, you would have to pay a private clinic.
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Good morning TTCE. Yes, numbskulls smoke this with gay abandon, not knowing what dirty shit has been used to grow the plant. This is no different than taking an E pill that has been cut with other dangerous compounds.
Much safer to grow your own organically. My temporary neighbours (I’m.moving soon).have their Islington set chums over and smoke this dreadful smelling turd in their back garden. These cunts complained to the Cuntcil about my dog ‘constantly barking’ which he does nothing of the sort. I received a warning letter which, although pissed me off, came to the square root of fuck all.
Next time those wankers have one of their “OK, ya”l, dahlink” weed parties then a call to the local filth may be on the cards. Cunts n cocksuckers.
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Morning PM…bloody councils, eh?
You ought to write back and demand proof of your woofer committing this heinous act, otherwise it’s merely unfounded hearsay and an undubstantiated personal opinion.
Then put your dog’s plop in the neighbour’s front garden every night before bed.
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I smoked it fairly frequently when I was younger, usually modest amounts rolled in with tobacco. I eventually stopped in my early to mid 20s, apart from rare occasions and I found that I became a total lightweight. Then again, maybe I always was.
The last time I had any was having a puff on somebody’s joint (oo-er). I had one or two draws on it and it completely blew my head off. I had to go straight to bed with a strong feeling of anxiety. I was relieved to wake up with my mind back to normal the following day. That guy was smoking very strong shit, neat, in a big fat rolly. To this day, I don’t know how people like him do it.
I think it makes people lazy and causes mental health problems. It is also worse than tobacco for your lungs. And it stinks.
Short of banning it though, which is a waste of time in a lax country like this, it might be better to regulate and control its use like they do in Canada. I’m not sure how that works with a policy that says people born after a certain date can’t even buy tobacco. In Canada, there is a slightly perverse attitude where tobacco is frowned upon but those frowning think it is fine to smoke cannabis. They are a bit thick over there mind.
Considering the borderline alcoholism of the middle classes, the numbers of obese people addicted to the uniquitous junk food, and that the state practically encourages sex change operations for youngsters, along with screaming, disease riddled arse banditry… why shouldn’t people be able to smoke a herb?
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*ubiquitous. Damn this hangover.
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the filth wouldn’t know if the public smoke it on the street….they are much too busy with hurty words and either feeding/putting on slabs of make up/attending woke courses 🧐…never tried the smelly 💩 but it’s without doubt getting rather widespread,I’d rather open my general waste dustbin and smell that 😩…they say it rots the 🧠 if so it’s rather good at it’s job in the UK 🤪
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I’m always a bit tormented by this subject.
I fully understand the sentiment of the nom, I fucking hate it when I encounter this shit in public; only yesterday I was complaining to the missus whilst stood at a train station platform that I could smell its acrid odour permeating the air. I hate the type of cunts I typically see smoking it – lazy, unwashed, lefty loafers, JSO type cunts.
I also think a lot of shit gets talked about it being harmless; my brother heavily smoked it as a teenager and throughout his twenties, before graduating on to just about every substance he could medicate himself with, became psychotic and suffered black outs and fits, lost his job and his house, has been on the dole for thirty years a waster, a parasite, thrown his life away when he was a highly educated man with the prospect of a great future sacrificed at the altar of getting stoned.
But is that the fault of the shit itself, or the cunt smoking it? As others have said, plenty of people abuse alcohol to levels that are destructive to themselves and others around them – but we tend to just treat those individuals with contempt rather than the booze itself. In a previous nom I think we discussed these women trying to stop food delivery companies from being allowed to deliver alcohol because some cunts can’t stop ordering the stuff and killing themselves on it (as a mate of my missus did and whose mother tried to recruit us into just such a campaign and who I told to fuck off).
I also fully hear the case to be made for the medicinal benefits of the weed for people in chronic pain, and think it would be an act of almighty cuntitude to deny people that avenue of relief.
So, on balance, I’d say the cunting might be better directed at the type of people who we typically see smoking it in public, than the weed itself. Just as I would consider drunken arseholes behaving like wankers in public to be total cunts.
Morning all.
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Edit: re-reading the nom I see that it being the cunts who smoke it not the weed itself is where wokeup came out in his analysis in his nom – sorry memory problems resulting from the one puff I had of the stuff thirty years ago
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The stance on magic mushrooms is even more backwards and pig-headed.
The pharmaceutical industry know full-well that shrooms would end their SSRI anti-depressant monopoly overnight if legalised.
Just to clarify: seeing messed up colours and sounds, etc, is the least thing shrooms; more importantly, the psilocin (the active psychedelic metabolite) resets and perfects the flow of seratonin in the brain, relieving a variety of terrible treatment-resistant ailments: PTSD in soldiers, severe anorexia, crippling depression, suicidal tendencies, stops the tau proteins from forming in the brain to minimise the risk of Alzheimer’s.
But there’s no money in treatment, just keep on selling SSRI’s…hence why they lobby to keep shrooms at class A.
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As with everything, celebrities had a hand in making marijuana popular.
That Bob Marley,
too fuckin lazy to use a comb,
that’s all people remember about him,l
‘oh he liked his Ganga…’
yes, he also liked shoplifting and having nits but they never mention that.
And Cheech and Chong,
some fuckin mex border dodger,
an some speccy Californian hippy.
up in smoke my arse,
cheech should of been shot crossing the Rio Grande and Chong should of been beaten to death at Altamont.
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Indian restaurants fucking stink and are selling dangerous, fatty slop containing faecal contaminants. Anybody dining in these thinly veiled toilets needs their heads checking. People can be killed and disabled by food poisoning. Smoking a joint doesn’t cause this.
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I worry for anyone having building work done as every fucking “tradesman” seems to live on the fucking stuff.
It must be against some sort of rules you know.
Fuck them.
Good morning.
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Anyone convicted for possession of drugs should be sent to Ukraine to fight on the frontline.
Instead of us constantly giving that sponging cunt zelensky billions.
send him these mattressbacked dope smokers.
it’ll make them prioritise their life,
healthy outdoor exercise,
and how to kill russians.
win win.
The queue in Greggs would be shorter too,
all in Kyiv dodging drone strikes.
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