are cunts.
I woke up the other morning and discovered I’d spent thousands online.
So naturally, I blamed a data hack.
“I’ve been hacked!” I told the bank.
They told me to check my browsing history: It was all there — clothes, high-end electronics & audio equipment, a home/office swivel chair, and somehow twelve phone chargers + cables.
Every purchase had my card, my address, and my delivery instructions.
Turns out I hadn’t been hacked.
I’d just scammed myself.
Fucking online cunts.
Nominated by Pubis 🍑 Mons.
I hope I’m safe in saying that if one gets up from their lazy arse to do the shopping, they’re most unlikely to get scammed ? If so, the thieving cunts could be normal like me, who are fed up with van drivers leaving their engines running and slamming doors after visiting your lazy fat arsed neighbours.
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Since part of “mum’s busy day” is now “doing the online shop”, presumably the supermarkets can do away with their privileged bratmobile spaces at the front of the store and build more for normal customers who can cope with life instead.
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That why everyone should trust all their personal data to the government.. so when you upset them, they can debank you, cancel your passport and driving licence..
The cock suckers are already looking into taking your money out of the bank, if you are late paying your taxes..
That will only apply to the little guy, not to big business.
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The fact that the internet plays fast and loose with our data is the fault of governments globally.
They simply never understood, from day one, the implications of this game changing technology.
Much the same with AI now, yet they expect us to believe that their control of it is the safest option.
Let’s hope that the ‘experts’ advising them now are a fucking sight better informed than the ‘experts’ advising them on the 90’s.
But I doubt it very much.
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The only reasons for anyone to visit our high street nowadays are as follows:
buy drugs;
laugh at the bum fights;
watch the tumble weed;
shoplift from Tesco – apparently they are under orders not to stop anyone from doing it; or
purchase pint bottles of Latvian porter from the Polish shop (it is brilliant stuff).
Everything else is available on-line.
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I read this morning,with some amusement,that the Defence Secretary Wes “monkeypox” Streeting has declared we have a thousand days to prepare for war.
Nice to have a timetable isn’t it?
With our creaking infrastructure I’ve no doubt conventional conflict with Modern Britain is quite unnecessary,just hack into the National Grid and Our NHS and the country will fall into bits immediately.
Luckily for us the type of persons who hate us the most aren’t very good with computers as the Israelis keep blowing them up.
On that note why doesn’t some awful hacker steal all the RNLIs money,and Care for Calais while they’re at it.
Lazy button mashing cunts.
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Wes “Monkey pox” Streeting
🤣🤣🤣
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Has anyone else noticed how that cunt Streeting is morphing into Dame 2 Tier?
They must have a factory line in Westminster that belt feeds these porky, smooth faced wrong uns out.
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I’m getting rather perturbed of persons on here speaking a language that I think comes from hamshankland.
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You and me both Sammy. Spelling mistakes for which I used to reprimand my kids when they were in junior school, transitive verbs used as if they were intransitive, e.g. a new product launches. What does it fucking launch you morons? You can be bored with or bored by, you cannot be fucking bored of! I could go on but I’d better stop. Rant over.
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A few days ago it was reported that the Government’s IT security is inadequate. So they reassured the public that their systems had not been hacked.
Which is Gov-Speak for their systems have been hacked.
And these arseholes want to introduce digital ID and CBDC.
Fuck off.
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Reported recently Geordie of NHS staff and police staff being disciplined and in some cases sacked for accessing sensitive personal information for no good reason. This only happens when it is so egregious it makes the news. I’ve posted before of a woman of my acquaintance in a routine clerical job in the NHS who routinely checks on the medical history of her son’s girl friends.
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hacked…..a better word you won’t find for I presume a large percentage of the population with the present 💩fest ✅….
I prefer a look for myself attitude when it comes to buying my stuff, rather than some couldn’t give a toss Muppet putting either nearly out of date crap in my online order or substituting some random other nothing like thing instead…hack off 🖕
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If you do the once normal thing like me when preparing your shopping list. ( Not the list you take potluck with that’s sent to fiddling supermarkets who will then send you the remains of their dustbin). I’m taking about the list you look at when entering the shop, where on view are the items on your list. Your eyes see them before paying for them, besides having a choice of picking them up and putting them back, similar to the stuff lazy bastards get delivered.
Once you’ve finished shopping and proud of yourself what you have chosen, you can relax whilst waiting for transport home and reminding oneself of doing a better job than some fiddling fuckers and safe in knowing you got some really good bargains and smiling at lovely ladies you’d like to take home for free.
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New legislation so HMRC can raid your bank account, don’t vote labour then you get a wrong think deduction straight from your account.
Online scammers, they have nothing on the government.
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My bank account is raided by the government every month.
They take my autónomo (self employed) payment directly from my personal account at the end of the month.
They take all my taxes and IVA directly from my business account, more or less whenever they fucking want.
I have just paid a shit load of corporation tax which they take in advance of me actually earning it, based on predictions on my company’s profit.
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I for one, Sick of it, haven’t voted for decades, don’t do online shopping, or banking and still feel some snidey bastard is peering over my shoulder.
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Some cunt booked a hotel room in Australia and brought something from NEXT on my debit card recently.
The card had never been used in a machine anywhere.
I have never used it to draw out money, in fact it had never been outside of my house.
The fucking bank didn’t want to know.
They told me to go to the comisaría and write out a denuncia.
Like I have time to do that shit.
The only thing that I could do was cancel the card for a new one.
I got fuck all back.
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