are cunts.
I woke up the other morning and discovered I’d spent thousands online.
So naturally, I blamed a data hack.
“I’ve been hacked!” I told the bank.
They told me to check my browsing history: It was all there — clothes, high-end electronics & audio equipment, a home/office swivel chair, and somehow twelve phone chargers + cables.
Every purchase had my card, my address, and my delivery instructions.
Turns out I hadn’t been hacked.
I’d just scammed myself.
Fucking online cunts.
Nominated by Pubis 🍑 Mons.
I hope I’m safe in saying that if one gets up from their lazy arse to do the shopping, they’re most unlikely to get scammed ? If so, the thieving cunts could be normal like me, who are fed up with van drivers leaving their engines running and slamming doors after visiting your lazy fat arsed neighbours.
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Since part of “mum’s busy day” is now “doing the online shop”, presumably the supermarkets can do away with their privileged bratmobile spaces at the front of the store and build more for normal customers who can cope with life instead.
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That why everyone should trust all their personal data to the government.. so when you upset them, they can debank you, cancel your passport and driving licence..
The cock suckers are already looking into taking your money out of the bank, if you are late paying your taxes..
That will only apply to the little guy, not to big business.
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The fact that the internet plays fast and loose with our data is the fault of governments globally.
They simply never understood, from day one, the implications of this game changing technology.
Much the same with AI now, yet they expect us to believe that their control of it is the safest option.
Let’s hope that the ‘experts’ advising them now are a fucking sight better informed than the ‘experts’ advising them on the 90’s.
But I doubt it very much.
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The only reasons for anyone to visit our high street nowadays are as follows:
buy drugs;
laugh at the bum fights;
watch the tumble weed;
shoplift from Tesco – apparently they are under orders not to stop anyone from doing it; or
purchase pint bottles of Latvian porter from the Polish shop (it is brilliant stuff).
Everything else is available on-line.
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I read this morning,with some amusement,that the Defence Secretary Wes “monkeypox” Streeting has declared we have a thousand days to prepare for war.
Nice to have a timetable isn’t it?
With our creaking infrastructure I’ve no doubt conventional conflict with Modern Britain is quite unnecessary,just hack into the National Grid and Our NHS and the country will fall into bits immediately.
Luckily for us the type of persons who hate us the most aren’t very good with computers as the Israelis keep blowing them up.
On that note why doesn’t some awful hacker steal all the RNLIs money,and Care for Calais while they’re at it.
Lazy button mashing cunts.
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Wes “Monkey pox” Streeting
🤣🤣🤣
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I’m getting rather perturbed of persons on here speaking a language that I think comes from hamshankland.
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A few days ago it was reported that the Government’s IT security is inadequate. So they reassured the public that their systems had not been hacked.
Which is Gov-Speak for their systems have been hacked.
And these arseholes want to introduce digital ID and CBDC.
Fuck off.
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