are cunts.
I woke up the other morning and discovered I’d spent thousands online.
So naturally, I blamed a data hack.
“I’ve been hacked!” I told the bank.
They told me to check my browsing history: It was all there — clothes, high-end electronics & audio equipment, a home/office swivel chair, and somehow twelve phone chargers + cables.
Every purchase had my card, my address, and my delivery instructions.
Turns out I hadn’t been hacked.
I’d just scammed myself.
Fucking online cunts.
Nominated by Pubis 🍑 Mons.
I hope I’m safe in saying that if one gets up from their lazy arse to do the shopping, they’re most unlikely to get scammed ? If so, the thieving cunts could be normal like me, who are fed up with van drivers leaving their engines running and slamming doors after visiting your lazy fat arsed neighbours.
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Since part of “mum’s busy day” is now “doing the online shop”, presumably the supermarkets can do away with their privileged bratmobile spaces at the front of the store and build more for normal customers who can cope with life instead.
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My old mum would have hated online shopping, and she never used it when she was alive.
She was too used to going to Kendall’s, Woolies, Lewis’s and supermarkets like Prestos. Shopping was a part of life for her. For the last years of her life, we told her about online shopping, but she showed no interest in it.
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She wanted to see what she was buying for the loves of her life.
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That why everyone should trust all their personal data to the government.. so when you upset them, they can debank you, cancel your passport and driving licence..
The cock suckers are already looking into taking your money out of the bank, if you are late paying your taxes..
That will only apply to the little guy, not to big business.
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The fact that the internet plays fast and loose with our data is the fault of governments globally.
They simply never understood, from day one, the implications of this game changing technology.
Much the same with AI now, yet they expect us to believe that their control of it is the safest option.
Let’s hope that the ‘experts’ advising them now are a fucking sight better informed than the ‘experts’ advising them on the 90’s.
But I doubt it very much.
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The only reasons for anyone to visit our high street nowadays are as follows:
buy drugs;
laugh at the bum fights;
watch the tumble weed;
shoplift from Tesco – apparently they are under orders not to stop anyone from doing it; or
purchase pint bottles of Latvian porter from the Polish shop (it is brilliant stuff).
Everything else is available on-line.
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I read this morning,with some amusement,that the Defence Secretary Wes “monkeypox” Streeting has declared we have a thousand days to prepare for war.
Nice to have a timetable isn’t it?
With our creaking infrastructure I’ve no doubt conventional conflict with Modern Britain is quite unnecessary,just hack into the National Grid and Our NHS and the country will fall into bits immediately.
Luckily for us the type of persons who hate us the most aren’t very good with computers as the Israelis keep blowing them up.
On that note why doesn’t some awful hacker steal all the RNLIs money,and Care for Calais while they’re at it.
Lazy button mashing cunts.
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Wes “Monkey pox” Streeting
🤣🤣🤣
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Has anyone else noticed how that cunt Streeting is morphing into Dame 2 Tier?
They must have a factory line in Westminster that belt feeds these porky, smooth faced wrong uns out.
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Morph would be a safer bet as defence secretary
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oxbridge generally.
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So now the enemy knows they just need to attack us in less than 1000 days.
👏 👏 👏
Not that any of this is real of course. They are clearly up to something. Our own rulers I mean. I suspect they just want to distract us, cancel elections and clamp down on free speech. It is we they really mean to prepare for war against, the slimy reptilian cunts.
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I tend to agree with your sentiments Ringed Planet.
The undemocratic bastards that lord it over us, hates us with an almost demonic passion.
To anybody that thinks they don’t, then you haven’t been paying attention.
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Wesleys heroes
The story of a group of misfit soldiers tasked with getting treasure (diesel)
from behind enemy lines.
Starring John Healey as Telly Savalas
Andy Tatlock as Donald Sutherland
And wez streeting as Clint Eastwood
If you run out of ammo use your pork bayonet.
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Afternoon Mis.
Now come on…all jokes aside – Surely that’s blasphemy to mention Wes Streeting in the same vein as the greatest actor of all time.
Clint has more testosterone at 95 than Wes will ever have.
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That’s true Herman.
I’m a lifelong fan .
Clint was someone my whole family appreciated.
His films would be a family affair all gathered watching,
Mum, dad, us kids.
Don’t remember that with any other actor.
My dad would label most of them
‘shirtlifter’ ‘ he’s a puff’
But not Clint.
In our house he was universally respected.
Like Jesus is in a Jehovah witness household.
We were staunch Eastwoodites.
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That’s true Herman.
I’m a lifelong fan .
Clint was someone my whole family appreciated.
His films would be a family affair all gathered watching,
Mum, dad, us kids.
Don’t remember that with any other actor.
My dad would label most of them
‘shirtl1fter’ ‘ he’s a puff’
But not Clint.
In our house he was universally respected.
Like Jesus is in a Jehovah witness household.
We were staunch Eastwoodites.
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Haha, I like your Dad’s style, MNC.
Similar for us with the old films and actors. Speaking of Clint, Dirty Harry, Magnum Force, For a Few Dollars More, and Escape From Alcatraz.
“I just hate…”
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Always loved The Eiger Sanction.
A great Eastwood classic.
And, Brenda Venus gets her tits out.
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Funnily enough that takes them right up to the deadline for the next GE! What a sheer coincidence.
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I’m getting rather perturbed of persons on here speaking a language that I think comes from hamshankland.
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You and me both Sammy. Spelling mistakes for which I used to reprimand my kids when they were in junior school, transitive verbs used as if they were intransitive, e.g. a new product launches. What does it fucking launch you morons? You can be bored with or bored by, you cannot be fucking bored of! I could go on but I’d better stop. Rant over.
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A few days ago it was reported that the Government’s IT security is inadequate. So they reassured the public that their systems had not been hacked.
Which is Gov-Speak for their systems have been hacked.
And these arseholes want to introduce digital ID and CBDC.
Fuck off.
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Reported recently Geordie of NHS staff and police staff being disciplined and in some cases sacked for accessing sensitive personal information for no good reason. This only happens when it is so egregious it makes the news. I’ve posted before of a woman of my acquaintance in a routine clerical job in the NHS who routinely checks on the medical history of her son’s girl friends.
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Well, I wish the gobshite support worker, who thinks she’s a nurse crossed with Hitler, who makes noise at a ridiculous volume at 7am was fired.
But, it appears she is unsackable and gets away with anything. She’s done enough to be sacked time and time again. But she’s just a bully (to those who let her do it), a loudmouth and a blatant attention seeker. Nothing to be scared of, so I don’t get her untouchable status.
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hacked…..a better word you won’t find for I presume a large percentage of the population with the present 💩fest ✅….
I prefer a look for myself attitude when it comes to buying my stuff, rather than some couldn’t give a toss Muppet putting either nearly out of date crap in my online order or substituting some random other nothing like thing instead…hack off 🖕
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If you do the once normal thing like me when preparing your shopping list. ( Not the list you take potluck with that’s sent to fiddling supermarkets who will then send you the remains of their dustbin). I’m taking about the list you look at when entering the shop, where on view are the items on your list. Your eyes see them before paying for them, besides having a choice of picking them up and putting them back, similar to the stuff lazy bastards get delivered.
Once you’ve finished shopping and proud of yourself what you have chosen, you can relax whilst waiting for transport home and reminding oneself of doing a better job than some fiddling fuckers and safe in knowing you got some really good bargains and smiling at lovely ladies you’d like to take home for free.
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New legislation so HMRC can raid your bank account, don’t vote labour then you get a wrong think deduction straight from your account.
Online scammers, they have nothing on the government.
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My bank account is raided by the government every month.
They take my autónomo (self employed) payment directly from my personal account at the end of the month.
They take all my taxes and IVA directly from my business account, more or less whenever they fucking want.
I have just paid a shit load of corporation tax which they take in advance of me actually earning it, based on predictions on my company’s profit.
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During the siesta times I assume 😂
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I for one, Sick of it, haven’t voted for decades, don’t do online shopping, or banking and still feel some snidey bastard is peering over my shoulder.
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Some cunt booked a hotel room in Australia and brought something from NEXT on my debit card recently.
The card had never been used in a machine anywhere.
I have never used it to draw out money, in fact it had never been outside of my house.
The fucking bank didn’t want to know.
They told me to go to the comisaría and write out a denuncia.
Like I have time to do that shit.
The only thing that I could do was cancel the card for a new one.
I got fuck all back.
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I had a problem with my Barclaycard recently, Artful.
Lots of small transactions, not huge amounts.
Barclaycard were very helpful. Cancelled my card and sent me a new one.
My new card arrived and then the dodgy transactions started again, even though the fucking thing was still in its envelope on the kitchen table.
Anyway, Barclaycard reckon it’s all sorted now.
But it’s a sure fire sign that there’s a big problem out there.
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I never use my business card outside of my house either.
I buy stuff from Amazon and pay utility bills by direct debit, but the actual card is in a drawer.
But my personal account only has money going in.
The only department that takes money from it is AEAT, our tax office.
These fucking places are supposed to be secure.
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Indeed.
I was wracking my brains trying to remember if I’d been careless somehow.
But I needn’t had bothered.
The breach was obviously their end and not mine.
Very worrying.
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“A.I. finds thousands of previously undetected vulnerabilities” was a headline recently.
Here’s the gist.
The codebases that run modern programs are sprawling and mistakes, or “bugs,” that open up potential avenues for exploitation often crop up in unexpected places.
Previously, finding bugs required a baseline level of skill, and taking advantage of those bugs to build digital lockpicks – called “exploits” – could be expected to take weeks or months of work by an experienced professional.
That would in the past have provided defenders a little breathing room to fix bugs and gently roll out software updates.
AI has effectively thrown those assumptions out the window. Models can find one bug after another by subjecting codebases to round-the-clock scrutiny, and can turn around exploits in hours.
Everything digital-crime up to this point has just been the foreplay.
Lube up! 🫨
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Well, all I can say is thank goodness our government are on the case.
What could possibly go wrong?
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We will be back to buying everything from a bloke in the pub using cash only.
Lovely Jubbly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9ZbABaXekU
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I think the ferret Streeting is setting up Healey in advance of the budget.
Having resingned over lack of funding for defence Streeing has put Nosferatu on the spot to declare 3% spend on sorting the shit out.
1000 days – just in time for the election !!
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The ultimate GB hack.
BBC News – Burnham open to ‘honest discussion’ on EU free movement – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8e36kyk1qx5o
Trust me, I won’t revisit BREXIT…!
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LIAR….!
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Old Pinocchio Burnham better watch out.
Before you know it, Ange will be sitting on his face, telling him to tell fibs.
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@doc…. obviously a scammer hacking the BBC with a totally corrupt word…HONEST isn’t in any BBC or Burnham vocabulary
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Wonder if Man United will be shopping online for a new manager.
The list of cunts at that club is as long as the Bayeux Tapestry
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Just like when Matt left in 1969, we had one dud after another. The Doc was great and I liked Big Ron, but that was it. But life was never dull then.
But, after Fergie, it has been even worse.
Owners = Cunts.
Players = Cunts.
Manager(s) = Cunts.
(Most) Supporters = Cunts.
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Government trying to scare the General Population
Prepare for war!!!
Bottles of water and tins for 3days.
3 days? So more a scurmish than a war.
If there’s going to be a war maybe you should of put up defence spending?
Load of fuckin rubbish.
Wezs war.
Who we fighting?
Homophobes?
Tories?
Wolf whistlers?
The only war I want is a civil war with your fat fuckin head on the tip of a pike.
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Loony AIDS magnet Streeting is now saying we have until 2030 to prepare for war. I wonder where he gets this bollocks. How much Charlie is this poofter taking to spout such shit?
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Someone should tell this demented coke fueled sodomite that there are Paki terrorists and rapists infesting this country. He should be tackling them, instead of whining about stocking up baked beans.
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OT. Apparently Megain Markle’s daddy is a Joe Ronce, and had kiddie porn images. Of course, the Cuntess of Sussex has condemned him.
But, would she have been so keen to do it had he been black?
Also, would it surprise anyone if this was a fit up to get rid of him?
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And now for her next trick….
The race card has been well and truly worn out.
So now, it’s the sympathy and ‘abused’ card.
It could all be bullshit about her old man, a la the ‘miscarriage’.
Seriously, would you put it past her?
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And, typical of wimmin to immediately fall for this without question. My wife’s sister, for fuck’s sake….
‘But… But she wouldn’t lie about that.’
You fucking what? She lied and lied in public about her late Majesty the Queen. Lying is second nature to Megain and her Orangutan, Hal Hewtt.
Why do most women automatically believe a woman when it comes to this sort of thing? Known bullshitter and liar cries abuse (Sinead O’ Cuntor). Narcissists like Markle will do anything to get attention and their way.
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