‘This is one of the things I do stay awake at night about, think about and fear
….the far-right deciding and determining…..a nostalgic vision of Britain that never really existed. It’ll be that warm ale, a black Labrador by your feet in a pub…..a Britain that we don’t want to have and never really existed.’
– Jenny Riddell-Carpenter MP
Minister for Nature, a job that never really existed
Well I have some good news for the porcine 10-pinter. Following your wise comments Jennifer, Councillor Burnham says that the Government will not stand idly by in the face of threats and intimidation by far-right fascist labradors and warm ale.
So black labs, which never really existed, will now be classified as dangerous dogs and the breed banned. There will be a national cull of existing black labs, which don’t exist, and the prisons are being emptied to make way for those owners who refuse to comply.
All CAMRA members, who don’t exist, will be placed on the terrorist watchlist and subjected to daily surveillance.
Furthermore, HMG has now classified the sound of church bells and leather on willow, which never really existed, as far-right and a threat to national security. Churches, village greens and cricket squares henceforth will, by Government edict, resonate to the sound of Call to Prayer 5 times a day in honour of the multicultural utopia they desire.
No one more so than Jenny Riddell-Carpenter, ever since she did her MA in Islamic History. Or does she not really exist?
Nominated by Geordie Twatt, additional Link by Sam Beau.
All this really confirms is just how much the scum of the left hate their country and want to bring about its destruction, all in the name of being really nice people.
Evil takes its most lethal form in the hands of idiots
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When that double barrelled named midwit, gets mouth raped by a dozen low impulse control, Somalian spastìcs, I will happily tell that vision doesn’t exist…
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Well, Legohead made a good start on eradicating pubs, and Jenny, here’s another thing that never really existed.
A working braincell in your head.
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What does this cunt want? An estate pub full of jobless smackheads playing pool, drinking lager, with pit bull terriers?
If the Parliamentary Under-Secretary of State for Nature really wants to justify her over inflated wage packet, she should sort out the pollution in British rivers.
Those of us that do drink ale won’t touch it if it’s warm. That’s why it’s kept in cool cellars you stupid, pig ugly bitch.
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She wants British culture replaced by Muslim culture. No pubs, no dogs. Unfortunately she’ll find out what a tragic numb skulled mistake that is when it’s far too late.
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What’s wrong with being racist? Everybody is racist. It’s a survival mechanism. I prefer people who look like me: handsome, white English people. I don’t like people who look unwashed or resemble something you’d see on Halloween, covered in a sheet. I don’t like the swathes of black-bearded Kurdish cunts who all “work” in the town’s “barbers. They look rapey.
* There’s a good old-fashioned pub just outside Kendal called The Black Labrador, if you’re in the area. Great for lunch.
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“No way hosay!”
“I love all of these things and so much more than rural Britain is.”
Semi-literate to boot.
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My British Bulldog Oswald reckons black labs are a bunch of limp-pawed bob down pissers who couldn’t hump a leg if their life depended on it. Right wing? No, they’d be better suited to Wavey Davey’s party of Ladies toilet trespassers.
Only the other night in the Whippet Inn after a pint of warm ale (that’s 7 in dog pints) Oswald was saying how he wants the immediate deportation of all Afghan Hounds. Then no German Shepherds, Great Danes or French Poodles to be allowed in. Proper Right Wing is Oswald.
Oswald’s mantra is ‘England for the English’
(springers, setters, pointers).
Oh yes, and Riddell-Carpenter looks like a bulldog sucking a lemon.
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Riddell-Carpenter
Hates England
Left wing
Grotesque
https://members.parliament.uk/member/5160/portrait
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Sarah Knafo MEP
Loves France
Right Wing
Beautiful
https://www.ohmymag.com/people/actu-people/sarah-knafo-focus-sur-la-distinction-pour-acte-de-courage-de-la-candidate-a-la-mairie-de-paris_art180592.html
You can tell if a female politician is of the Right or the Left simply from her fuckability score.
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GT without a doubt you have nailed it.
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Ain’t that the truth Geordie?
Also I was once in conversation, in English, with a French woman whose voice was so stunningly beautiful I was searching for ways to keep her talking while trying to hide a stiffy.
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Is it wrong to want to be gang raped by Alice Weidel, Marion Marechal and Georgia Meloni?
They could show me the best 15 seconds of my life.
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I think Alice is a bit sapphic, which helps with the fantasy.
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Jenny Leftard-Cunt makes me want to buy a couple of black labs and move to a rural village with a great real ale pub and locals who are suspicious of outsiders.
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@odin….this is a local pub, for local people there’s nothing for a bitch like you here’ …ye olde Edward & Tubs inn 🍺
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Fucking hell!
I thought the ‘far right’ were those lager swilling followers of Tommy Robinson (real name, Stephen Yaxley Hitler), but they’re everywhere.
I never realised that they’d infiltrated every walk of society in this racist hell hole of a country.
Clearly we should all vote labour so as to avoid being sucked into this insidious organisation.
It’s what Allah would have wanted.
Piss be upon him.
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The Riddler has tried to downplay her comment.
But we all know what she meant.
The Traditional English way of life.
These fuckin commies would have us drinking almond milk sat in a mosque instead.
The Black Labs are on the hit list with Jews,
people who dont use the right pronouns and
White van man.
Hope they cant find a donor when they cut Jenny from the wreckage,
the awful treacherous race traitor
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Never existed, bollocks. Has the harridan ever ventured out and visited a country pub? The type of place that conversation ceases as soon as you enter, a plethora of hard stares then back to drinking a foaming pint of Bensons old growler. Dogs all over the place and a cheery landlord from Colchester.
According to this witch most of my early years did not exist, never happened.
Oh well carry on seems us like minded folk are living in a fucking dream World. Does that mean we can do what we want?
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I’m devastated, BB.
All those memories I have of being able to walk the streets without trying to avoid groups of feral park keys, not paying rip off energy prices in the name of net zero, watching a BBC that didn’t tell me I was a racist, not having to dodge illegal immigrants delivering take aways on mopeds and a plethora of other things, have turned out not to have existed.
My previous life was all a dream.
Like Bobby Ewing’s
I’m gutted.
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‘pint of your finest Timothy Taylor’s landlord luv,and a pork pie for Heinrich’ …..’wake up dear, you’re having one of those nightmares again’ 😩…. this harridan needs a shoeing by one of those non existent English shire horses whilst a pack of labs howl with laughter….the ugly gremlin, that part does exist 👍
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This vacant looking lefty twat can’t even spell English properly. I hope she gets a right fucking at the next elections. We have a sheepdog next door to us that I have taught to raise it’s right paw whenever it sees me. I wish Jenny the gorgon could see him perform. Hopefully she would have a heart attack.
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Her majority is a tad over 1,000 so she knows that her future in Parliament will be over soon.
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Yes Guzzi, another Labour ‘landslide’ (©️BBC) cunt, courtesy of Nigel Farage. Hopefully, Reform & the Tories will get their heads out of their arses for the next GE & consign these enemy-within scumbags back to where they belong. In Jenny’s case that will likely be sucking mudslime cock, which she is clearly well-educated in; unlike Business Studies, in which, according to Wikipedia, her MA has not been validated.
Fucking Enemy of the People bitch.
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Just to confirm her cuntishness, when clarifying her comments she wrote “Do I think country pubs and black labs are far right? No way hosay!” Hasn’t it always been Jose? Maybe this is now offensive along with black labs and warm ale.
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OT but wtf is this all about
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv62yzddy6dpo
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Take a knee, immediately. There is no room for raycism, apparently. Especially against darquie murderers.
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It’s a clear example of how fucked-up the welfare benefits system is. Only a fucking lunatic would think of giving benefits to these cunts. There’s irony for you
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Mis told me that her black Labrador had the same name as Guy Gibson’s dog.
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Riddell-Carpenter proved what a hypocritical arsehole she was because after she made that speech a 2015 photograph of her came to light, when she was campaigning, which showed her in a country pub. She also had a black labrador.
Just shows the minimal brains Labour wimminz have.
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Who is the current Minister for Music Halls? They are not doing a very good job.
Good morning, everyone.
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Does the furrow between pub and bookies still exist ( this is coming from someone who knew the illegal backyard gambling ) and why they never combined the two ? Probably in reality there would be some hell of a commotion backing horses whilst pissed out of one’s mind.
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The left love to hate Britain, just wait for next Gaza demonstration, there will be placards for reparations for the Nogs
English country pub, nice log fire and black lab, what’s not to like
The frogs are finding out there are consequences for mass immigration and left wing policies, Macroon does care he will be out at the next election.
Come on the far right!
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They’re rioting because they know their jig will soon be up, the tide is turning against the left, free plasticine lot and the eu in its current form.
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A couple of years back,my old Lab would probably have tried to mount this bitch,as he did anything that moved.
Now he’s just a lazy fat cunt,so unless she had a pocket full of treats,he wouldn’t even give it a sniff.
She’s unaware,that even my dog wouldn’t shag her.
The cunt.
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What amazes me is the calibre of politicians particularly in the Labour party.
I looked up what qualifications Angela Rayner has.
Apparently she holds and NVQ 2 in care work, a very basic qualification in the care industry. Nothing beyond that .
So a care home worker is working in high office without any qualifications for the job she holds FFS 🤦♂️
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Even that’s outdated, it’s QCF now AND you have to be registered with the Care Council. Bet she nicked a load of old fogey’s money during her time in that role too as well as her current one, to give her chavlimg the finest trainers and tracksuits.
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