If there ever was a PC – apparent – hijacking, this would be it :
Make an Uber driver the pilot – anoint him as the next Maverick
Land Plane from Dubai – going to Israel, land in Saudi – saved by Jewish Heroes – landed conveniently by two off-duty pilots.
Caused by a peaceful co-pilot cunt who brought an axe on the plane.
How can a sand dweller, who is a pilot, bring an axe on a plane? Or a knife big enough to do that damage.
Never nice to see innocents die at the hands of peacefuls in a plane, but this smells worse than the shit stains on the seats of said plane when it landed.
Nominated by King Kunt seconded by Geordie Twatt.
I’d like to second this nomination with the following incisive piece of journalism:
Omani sandwóg with a history of expressing hatred of Jews stabs the pilot then attempts to crash the plane with 180 people on board, mostly Jewish, into Tel Aviv.
Investigators work to determine why.
Oh go on, have a guess.
These cunts are so … obsessed with their different shit.
Why can’t they just go online at, say, 7A.M & 10A.M. and have a little bit of a moan about things and then just get on with their day. Gaw.
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Sick to the back teeth with this shite. Never flown and never intended to. Went to Ringway Airport as a child and never took to it. Terra firms for me.
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All evidence is Sammy that you would be much safer on a jet seven miles high than on your bike. The rule is don’t patronise w*g airlines.
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I wish the darkles would fly away, arfurbrain and leave me in peace. Preferably swim, knowing full well they can’t swim.
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‘this is your captain speaking, there will be a slight drop in aaaaaltitude’ 📉….fly islamo-air for on point service 🔪… literally 🧑✈️🩸🩸
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In a similar vein to what I was moaning about the other day .. if I was on that plane during the shenanigans outlined, what would surely have annoyedme rhe most would have been the cunts that decided screaming was the appropriate response in yhe circumstances.
DO something. Or shut the fuck up.
Being on a plane taking a 3 or 5 mile nosedive would be bad enough (or sexy, who knows?) .. but to have to endure a bunch of cunts screaming all the way down would REALLY ruin my impending death for me. Wouldn’t be surprised if I gave it a ‘Will ye shut the fuck UP’ if it happened.
Selfish noticewhoring cunts.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EgyptAir_Flight_990
They just aren’t normal.
Couldn’t be trusted with a donkey and cart.
Complete Cunts.
Good morning.
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In a similar vein, would anyone be happy to have their children or grandchildren treated by this cunt?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10/19/palestine-poppy-creator-nhs-doctor-suggested-israel-cancer/
NHS Trainee Paediatrician who has written in favour of FGM and stoning and says Israel is a cancer. The piece of shit shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near children.
Force feed with bacon, sack and deport.
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If he loves Gaza so much why the fuck isn’t the cunt there
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@geordie…quite literally they are vermin whether it be a so called doctor down too the brainwashed women in bin liners who are just kid making machines with as much of a life as a 🪳… diversity is a bind ✔️
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Nor anywhere remotely civilised either, fuck off to shitholistan. Cunt.
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Shitholistan is already here in the UK, currently organising an outbreak of the same kind of violent cultural enrichment as in the eu.
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It appears the co-pilot,the mad carpet wóg,used the emergency axe from the flight deck to attack the captain..
Fortunately the stricken fellow was able to open the door whereupon some passengers stopped further mayhem.
Quite the miracle as,unless I’ve missed something,without the two pilots who were passengers taking over the controls the aircraft would have crashed.
That being the case imagine the celebrations in every dung strewn Islamic shithole from Baggdad to Birmingham.
First Class Oven.
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Netanyahu is 100% right, there is no possible two state solution with these maniacs, Hamas, Hezbollah and others along with Iran have only one goal, the destruction of Israel and the death of every Jew.
The pilot was radicalised, nope the sand P’s are born radicalised
The Chinese have the right idea with the Muslims, re-education or more commonly know as brainwashing in China 😂
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Here’s how asslifters consider any situation:
Rape it
Kill it
Destroy it
Steal it
Eat it
All for the glory of Allah
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Where a Muslim breathes.
There is death and destruction.
The answer to this seems simple to me..!
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Do you know why there are no muslims in star trek? It’s set in the future.
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🤞🙏
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I wouldn’t get on a plane if the pilot had so much as a tan or hint of a accent.
if they cant drive a vehicle how are they expected to fly a commercial jet.
This character attacked a co pilot,
probably some theological debate,
was Muhammads wife 6 or 7yrs old
or is it best to stone a woman to death with granite or limestone.
that’s not terrorism
just the sand people being sand people.
That 9/11 ,
probably not in the cockpit.
kissing the Axminster in the baggage hold,
next thing you know its raining bricks on 5th avenue.
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Throw HIM out of the plane
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The twin towers that are now none existent were attacked on the 11th of September, a welcoming gift for my birthday three days later. I wish they would correct it to the chronological date of 11/9/2001.
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‘Tis the American way, SS, along with color, gasoline, trunk, aluminum, drive-by shooting & bombing Iran. We have so much to be grateful for…
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Plus the hamshanks don’t have a ground floor. Then SG, why do we get them to leap out of the first floor window.
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Plus the hamshanks don’t have a ground floor. Then SG, why don’t we get them to leap out of the first floor window.
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The sand w@@gs have more Typhoons than GB, but the useless cunts can’t fly them or fucking fix them. I know, I could have gone there..!
BBC News – UK to deploy jets to defend Saudi Arabia from Houthi attacks
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckr5yqe1r1llo
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Plus shit loads of F15’s.. useless camel shagging twats..🐫
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Saudi_Air_Force
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Why can’t we defend our our borders and fuck them.
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I know.Fix our own house first
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Perhaps Wes fancies some back door boogie action with the Saudi’s and a nice suntan?
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Bloody good at shooting down allies planes as a Kuwaite F18 shot down those American F 15 s a while back. Loved the reports claiming they were shot down by patriot missiles, bollocks some dopey camel shagger thought they were Migs gota lock and bang. If as claimed it was a patriot problem doubt the crews would have survived
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“Saudi Arabia’s annual defense budget is approximately $83 billion to $85.5 billion (roughly SAR 270 billion), making it one of the largest military spenders in the world and the largest in the Middle East.”
And yet our sand wóg loving govt send them our fighters,at a time they also tell us we face a growing threat from Russia..
All political pantomime.
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It was God’s Will that he did it, so shut the fuck up everyone.
Until the desert is turned to glass via application of the thermonuclear method, this kind of ragheaded bullshit will continue ad nauseum. Fuck the lot of the filthy bastards.
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🔥☠️✝️
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There seems to be lot of ‘heroes’ around lately, according to our gushing media, at least.
Although I think, in this case especially, that they are confusing heroism with self preservation.
If I had the chance to clobber a lunatic peaceful on a plane, i fucking well would.
Because what other options have I got?
Fight for my life? Or sit back as I plow into the ground at 400 mph?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to belittle anyone. But heroes are those who stare death in the face, not necessarily those who fight to avoid it.
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What the fuck is ‘plow’?
Since when has that been a word, you cunting phone!
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For those who are thinking ‘thank heavens we don’t live in place where there’s peaceful airline pilots’, think again.
I would imagine it’s the same at any airport in the UK, but I’ll use Heathrow as an example.
Once your baggage has been checked in, possibly by a park key, it will most certainly be handled into the plane by a park key.
As you amble through security, chances are there’s a park key on the metal detector and one operating the x-ray machine.
It’s also highly likely that passports are being checked by one as well.
How the fuck none of these people have gone rogue yet and let something or somebody on board that will cause death and destruction can only be down to luck.
I’d go further than declaring that a peaceful shouldn’t fly a plane, they should be nowhere near any aspect of air travel full stop.
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Quite FM.
And to think all the security procedures we enjoy when travelling are because of wóg terrorism attempts.
The benefits of multiculturalism are literally never ending.
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The whole thing smells off.
We are being lied to, as per usual.
How many times has the story changed?
Since 9/11 doors to the cockpit are very securely locked, so how did anyone get in? The pilot opening it sounds extremely iffy.
What are the chances of a plumber levelling the plane out?
What are the chances there were 2 pilots sitting in the back!
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There was a case Cuntry where both pilots on an airliner took it into their heads to leave the flight deck. The door slammed shut behind them. The plane was on auto and the passengers were treated to the spectacle of the crew spending half an hour breaking down the door to get back on to the flight deck.
Long haul flights commonly carry two pairs of flight crew. They swap over every few hours sharing the work load.
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Fucking religions are a cunt. No different to witch doctors and snake oil salesmen.
It’s the easily led, weak willed and feeble that need to have a sky fairy in their lives.
As for me..I am my own person with my own mind, making my own decisions and as such I haven’t felt the need to do what a crowd of believing cunts tell me, riot, fuck goats, slap women about and fiddle with kids.
It’s so refreshing not having to obey some made up script the whole of your fucking life…try it…you’ll like it
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Here… here ,Chuff.
Surrounded by cunts on all sides.
My pretend god is better than yours.
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Unqualified agreement here Chuff.
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“Kill me” he yelled repeatedly. OK, open the door and on your way sunshine. “Can you fly goat fucker…No? There’s a shame then.”
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Well there’s one obvious reason why this happened he was agreeing with that fat munter of an MP and protesting against right wing black Labrador dogs.
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