If there ever was a PC – apparent – hijacking, this would be it :
Make an Uber driver the pilot – anoint him as the next Maverick
Land Plane from Dubai – going to Israel, land in Saudi – saved by Jewish Heroes – landed conveniently by two off-duty pilots.
Caused by a peaceful co-pilot cunt who brought an axe on the plane.
How can a sand dweller, who is a pilot, bring an axe on a plane? Or a knife big enough to do that damage.
Never nice to see innocents die at the hands of peacefuls in a plane, but this smells worse than the shit stains on the seats of said plane when it landed.
Nominated by King Kunt seconded by Geordie Twatt.
I’d like to second this nomination with the following incisive piece of journalism:
Omani sandwóg with a history of expressing hatred of Jews stabs the pilot then attempts to crash the plane with 180 people on board, mostly Jewish, into Tel Aviv.
Investigators work to determine why.
Oh go on, have a guess.
These cunts are so … obsessed with their different shit.
Why can’t they just go online at, say, 7A.M & 10A.M. and have a little bit of a moan about things and then just get on with their day. Gaw.
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Sick to the back teeth with this shite. Never flown and never intended to. Went to Ringway Airport as a child and never took to it. Terra firms for me.
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‘this is your captain speaking, there will be a slight drop in aaaaaltitude’ 📉….fly islamo-air for on point service 🔪… literally 🧑✈️🩸🩸
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In a similar vein to what I was moaning about the other day .. if I was on that plane during the shenanigans outlined, what would surely have annoyedme rhe most would have been the cunts that decided screaming was the appropriate response in yhe circumstances.
DO something. Or shut the fuck up.
Being on a plane taking a 3 or 5 mile nosedive would be bad enough (or sexy, who knows?) .. but to have to endure a bunch of cunts screaming all the way down would REALLY ruin my impending death for me. Wouldn’t be surprised if I gave it a ‘Will ye shut the fuck UP’ if it happened.
Selfish noticewhoring cunts.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EgyptAir_Flight_990
They just aren’t normal.
Couldn’t be trusted with a donkey and cart.
Complete Cunts.
Good morning.
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In a similar vein, would anyone be happy to have their children or grandchildren treated by this cunt?
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/10/19/palestine-poppy-creator-nhs-doctor-suggested-israel-cancer/
NHS Trainee Paediatrician who has written in favour of FGM and stoning and says Israel is a cancer. The piece of shit shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near children.
Force feed with bacon, sack and deport.
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If he loves Gaza so much why the fuck isn’t the cunt there
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It appears the co-pilot,the mad carpet wóg,used the emergency axe from the flight deck to attack the captain..
Fortunately the stricken fellow was able to open the door whereupon some passengers stopped further mayhem.
Quite the miracle as,unless I’ve missed something,without the two pilots who were passengers taking over the controls the aircraft would have crashed.
That being the case imagine the celebrations in every dung strewn Islamic shithole from Baggdad to Birmingham.
First Class Oven.
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