Have I got News for You (4)

 

is a cunt .and why it won’t be around in the next 18 months or so.

HIGNFY….used to be a staple diet for me on a Friday evening many years ago…I even went to a recording of it when the London studios were a thing and Eddie izzard was the guest captain as Merton couldn’t make it for some reason. This is the time when Izzard was (for me anyway) A. very funny, and B a man who just liked wearing a bit of lippy.

Now, though it would seem it’s days are numbered. A few years ago the BBC brought out a rules that said panel games must include at least one woman….funny or not, they had to be there. Start of the decline IMO.

Now, this week we have had a report whereby 2 (yes, just two) viewers were in some way offended that Victoria Beckham was potentially being referred to as a cunt by the host of HIGNFY….that unfunny cunt Katherine Ryan. She never mentioned it directly, but merely inferred it.

Too much clutching of the pearl necklaces for two viewers who complained, and was upheld……..back in the day HIGNFY was far more cutting edge and no one complained. Tub of lard…anyone? Ripping the shit out of Boris, Ken Livingstone…it all went on, and that was for the better of the show. Now, though the sensitive cunts who watch get offended that Ryan may think Beckham may be it bit of a cunt. The BBC should grow a pair and tell them to fuck off, but I dare say the two complaints were from two employees, so the BBC can use them as an excuse to kill it off. It’s all gone a bit woke in recent years anyway.

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25 thoughts on “Have I got News for You (4)”

      • Since 23rd June Hislop has suffered from severe BDS hence his mental decline. Merton just has early onset dementia, not so advanced that he can’t remember to pick up his weekly pay cheque.
        The best joke they had on the programme was that Angus Drayton was being paid , I think, £30,000 a show and Hislop and Merton were getting “only” £10,000 each. It came out when Drayton was fired off for his leisure time activities. Since then Hislop and Merton have been pissed off and held a grudge, I guess that is for about 20 years. Cunts the pair of them.

        Good Morning

  1. The most astonishing thing about this story is that David Beckham is capable of writing and sending an email. Surely someone must have helped him.

  2. I haven’t watched a full episode since the last century as it became unbearable then. The format is dreary. Merton says a dry comment to the middle person, then looks at the audience straight-faced to cue their laughter. Hislop does the same, but his comments are rhetorical or pompous, then turns to the audience, regardless of humour, and guffaws like a weasely, twisted cripple. The middle person rolls their eyes to the camera. Somebody holds up a ‘laughter’ plaque to the audience.

    Merton is an unfunny dollop, far elevated about his bland standard; Hislop is a repulsive, reptilian cunt,like the runt of a litter of weak lizards.

  3. Unwatchable, unfunny shite.

    One team captain spends his time giggling like an immature public school boy and the other cunt make out that he doesn’t know what’s going on despite being on the programme for almost 40 years.

    Those two are going to get a fucking huge pension from annoying me for ages.

    The only topical quiz show worse than that is the terrible Mock the Week.
    Hosted by a fat bog trotter who gets the most awful comic contestants in order to make himself look funny.

    It doesn’t work.

  4. It used to be funny 35 years ago,haven’t watched it this century thankfully.

    What is funny is the momentum behind households binning the “licence fee” by the hundreds of thousands a year leading to “economies” by the sobbing paki loving cunts,which in turn leads to the government considering expanding the licence to include Netflix etc.

    What a jape!

    Oven.

      • An unfunny, sanctimonious prig.
        Head Boy at public school.
        So undoubtedly the Headmaster’s pet.

    • This idea of adding a tax to Netflix and the likes to fund the BBC should be killed at birth, UT.
      For years they’ve claimed that the license fee isn’t a tax on owning a telly, but this new proposal most certainly is.
      It’s not only immoral, it’s probably not even legal.
      And if I were Netflix or YouTube, I’d pull all services from the UK. I wouldn’t want to be associated with such a violation of free trade.
      The BBC and their parliamentary apologists are cunts!

  5. Leftie Lovefest In Unfunny Shocker.

    Anything and everything put out by the BBC nowadays is by and for ‘Elites’ who attend the WEF and the like, and their once-the-cameras-have-stopped-rolling ‘entertainment’ and ‘buffets’.

    In Minecraft, dear lawyers.

  6. Like so many BBC shows this one has crawled on since 1990 due to laziness. If it is Friday night it was be “tpoical news quiz night” with midget sanctimonious Hislop and ageing schoolboy poofer Merton, who wasn’t funny 36 years ago with his Tony Hancock rip-off.

    So many shows the poofters dancing show on saturdays, the numerosu and never ending Escapes To the Country, Garden Rescues and another ttatty antique show are only there because nobody ahs the imagination to come up with anything else. Why not show an old film or Test Card D? How about a new art show where contestants have to paint Jess Phillips in the nude -I even have a title for them “Fart Attack”

    Radio is even worse: Just A Minute has now dreared on for 59 years and a hundred series and they boast about it

  7. PS – CANCEL YOUR FUCKING LICENCE

    They have a pedo statue outside their HQ FFS. That’s what your funding by continuing to pay for one.

  8. Haven’t watched HIGNFY SHITE for years since finding darker stuff, besides finding you lot on here and being able to contribute myself. What more does one want ?

  9. An ex workmate allegedly did work at the Beckham residence, allegedly they were as big a cunts as each other. The staff allegedly could not speak to either of the cunts before they were spoken to first.

  10. The 2 regulars – a smug cunt and an unfunny cunt. Guests who either fit the show’s lefty credentials or are there to be singled out. Utter shite, but very worthy, I’m sure.

  11. It was never the same after Deighton got sacked.
    Then, of course, it became infected with leftism and wokery along with one sided targets for their ‘satire’.
    I mean, they’re still bashing Boris, for fuck sake.
    Which just goes to show that they are under strict orders not to attack a Labour prime minister.
    And Hislop, the self proclaimed guardian of free, independent, investigative journalism, gleefully goes along with it.
    What a pile of lefty infested shite!

  12. Dave should go all Othello on the skinny little trollop: “Is this most goodly book, this most noble paper, made to write whore upon?”

    Like me, Dave is after the RSC award and Radio 3 appearances. Neither of us has broken through there.

  13. Formulaic, tired, BBC shite. The last time I saw it was over 20 years ago, and I remember turning it off because it was rubbish.

    Same crap with Question of Sport, Nevermind the Bullshit and the other brain rot. One is a panel of cunts talking about sport and it has a green coloured set. The next one, exact same thing, but it is music themed and has a purple coloured set. Then we have HIGNFY, boring, smug arseholes talking uniparty and it has a red set.

    I can’t believe people tolerate this dung.

    I withdrew my funding for the British Buggering Caliphate 20 years ago. Now that more and more people are joining me, the utter scum have lobbied this shithead government to get our money by other means. They can fuck right off. I hate them.

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