Nadiya Hussain [5]


The former BBC favourite and Great British Bake Off winner, although we all know it was fixed, has been showing her true colours now that she has been fired off from the BBC and thereby lost her lucrative and cushy living.

I think she was first exposed as a baking fraud when Buckingham Palace asked her to bake a cake for our late Queen’s Diamond Jubilee. A purple edifice resembling the leaning tower of Pisa was probably not what they were expecting.

More recently She has been whinging that she was never paid as much as white presenters, I am bloody sure that is not true. In addition she was not allowed to portray herself as a “true Muslim”. I guess that means presenting her bloody awful cooking programmes in a Burka. Imagine the viewing figures for that, although it might have appealed to a certain demographic.

She has also been critical of the ginger songster, Ed Sheeran, for shedding “white tears” over his problems with his support bands on his U.S. tour. Apparently he has been receiving death threats for espousing the most moderate of support for Israel.

Nadia Hussein, the Jason Arday of cooking shows, has spoofed a bloody good living for the last 10 years, it is now over unless she can get a show on Al-Jezzera. Get over it and be thankful for the fact you got away with it for so long.

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Nominated by : Wanksock

29 thoughts on “Nadiya Hussain [5]”

  1. Look Nadiya, love.

    You got the cooking gig 10 years ago because you were a novelty. Sort of like a monkey in a fez and waistcoat banging a drum. Now you’re not.

    As for portraying yourself as a “true Muslim “, I’d have thought that would preclude you from appearing on national TV for the entertainment of non-believers my dear. Isn’t it haram to display yourself?

    And finally, you’re not a prophet or a religious leader. No-one gives a stuffed date for your opinion on politics.

  2. If ever a word in the English language needed a re-defintion it is

    Wiki, define cunt .

    A cunt is best described as a Nadiya Hussain…!

    DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT

    MAKE BRITAIN WHITE AGAIN..🇬🇧✝️🔥☠️

    • I remember when it was white, even though Bradford Colliery was round the corner, where we stole coal. I saw my first black cunt there, during the Windrush era.

  3. She’s no Keith Floyd that’s for sure. Fanny Craddock could have spatchcocked her in a trice.

    Pitiful BBC ‘inclusivity’. Talent? No. Techical ability? No. Strong communication skills? No. Personality? No. Hijabby? Yes. Aah, the perfect fit.

    Good morning, everyone.

    PS Whatever happened to Ainsley Harriott and Rusty Lee?

  4. I don’t think this will come as a great surprise to anyone who follows the antics of these demented sand wógs.

    The male ones want to murder normal people and are generally a fucking nuisance.

    The “female” variety are secretive harridans,invariably falling back on the tatty “race card” when thwarted.

    Rather unfortunately our State Broadcaster has merely amplified this unpleasantness with its dreadful obsession with all things “peaceful”.

    Perhaps nadia or whatever she’s called was one of those cunts clambering over the Battle of Britain Memorial this weekend?

    That’s their level.

    Unremarkable,immediate Oven.

    • Reminds me of the Home Secretary, UT. Offended by protestors who are against illegally arriving rapists and murderers because they are supposedly upsetting neighbours and preventing people going about their business (the invaders themselves primarily). But was herself part of street activism in the capital only a few years ago, proudly enforcing a boycott on a local supermarket for not being sufficiently in favour of Palestinians…

  5. Benefit to our country of hosting this nasty, arrogant narcissist:

    Zero

    “Say no to racism” … I’ll say no to that. Especially when odious trash like this litters the airwaves.

  6. Think I’ll send her a list of cunts I can’t stand and pretend they were saying nasty things about herself. They die from poisoned food and she gets locked away. What a winning combination.

  7. Just a tick in the divershitty box, aren’t you Nadia.

    She could have served up a hot dung strudel, freshly picked up from a passing great Dane and the judges would still tucked in and declared it a sublime effort of chocolatey goodness.

    Cunts. All of them.

  8. Yet another pàki grievance merchant..
    I would rather eat that peanut butter off the last woman’s snatch, than anything that dirty rat has cooked.

  9. Why is it these cunts can only cook their own cuisine?

    I dare to admit, of the cooking programmes the only one I do take an interest in is Masterchef-the professionals. Proper pro chefs showing me food I can only dream of eating, let alone affording. I admire skill, and this version of Masterchef gives me that. However, whenever there’s an Indian, Parki etc you already know up front they are only going to prepare a curry or some such predicable food from their own country. Sure it shows their skill in cooking a spicy meal, but if that’s all you ever do, then you should be skilled in it.

    This is no different to some pro chef from Yorkshire only producing roast beef with all the trimmings, or fish and chips, or a fry up. But that rarely happens, the more Western chefs use food and ideas from all over the world….particularly France, Spain etc. But the swarthy lot, just produce the equivalent of egg and chips all the fucking time and expect to win. If I were one of the judges I would say ‘we don’t want any fucking curries..if you want to be a Masterchef, we expect a broad range of skills’

    Cunts

  10. I reckon she shat into those two bowls pictured in front of her and tried to palm these off as “authentic, spicy curries”.

    Take your bushy moustache and stinky fanny and fuck off.

  11. To get her own back, I suggest she shuts her gob and never wash the hands again. That way, we Fish & Chip lovers get a peaceful result.

  12. How much does this talentless token curry muncher think she’d be paid for fronting “Nadiya Bakes” on Channel Kill The Infidel Destroy The West 1, Pakistan’s favourite light entertainment channel?

    Answer: it would be a one off program, where she is thrown alive onto a funeral pyre for being an adulterous whore – cooked to perfection, with her husband picking up the cheque for her efforts.

  13. Good old fashioned British Halal cooking.
    I liked the show where she went to Melton Mowbry for slow killed lamb bhuna.

  14. It’s sour grapes from that old hag, biting the hand who fed her. The BBC sacked her because they are fed up with their kitchens being stunk out by curry, and all the lavatory attendents complaining she was not accurate on the old hover and hope – and this is how she repays them. She should have been like lovely Lisa Nandy and a second career to fall back on. Granted Lisa is not great at politics but each weekend you can have the pleasure of watching her belly dance at the Steaming Pussycat club, here she is, while I give the congas a good thrashing. Just look at the titties on that child!:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4cqp8_Fi_U

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