are cunts.
Modern music is crap – getting in the groove they call it, shit I call it. Modern politicians are also crap, so it seems logical, though otiose for them to get into bed togerher.
MPs who live on our charity are going to look into why Britain always loses the Eurovision Song Contest, much beloved by poofters and EU lovers (more or less the same thing).
The country teters on financial ruin, a possoble third world war and an AI threat of human destruction, and all these arseholes think important is shitty, crappy pop music, which hasn’t been the same since the Small Facdes gave up and died:
Nominated by W C Boggs.
We do badly because the songs and performers are shite!
That’ll be £15k, thank you.
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3 trillion in debt, highest energy and fuel costs in the world, unlimited africunts and pàkis arriving everyday.
Buts let’s find out why the British hating Europeans don’t like our song..
Maybe if morrissey the consumer monkey takes us back in, our luck my change..
Might I suggest our next entry is keir starmers a wanker on continuous loop, with the backing accompaniment, of the sounds of politicians being beaten with cricket bats.
Probably won’t win, but it would be fun to make.
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Our best chance has got to be Councillor Burnham under his stage name of Messiah, giving a rousing rendition of The Red Flag.
Backing vocals by those Labour lovlies The Suet Sisters (Diane, Dawn and Emily).
Nul points.
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All pop music ,rock music ,that has ever been a hit and sold millions…
is in English language
All big album selling bands either English or American.
who cares about fuckin euro vision?
load of jealous foreigners,
and the UK entry is always some cabaret type act, something from a talent contest at Butlins.
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Morning Mis, I just saw your post about that daft councillor. Think of all the petrol money you will be saving!
YouTube
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Link didn’t work but its called a chukudu, its the future.
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LL,
its not my future 😄
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When I was a kid I was immensely proud of Britain and especially England.
Whether it was the Miss World Competition, The Eurovision Song Contest, the football or the tennis.
I was always behind my country and delighted when they won.
I find myself being the exact opposite now.
I want them to lose.
I watch the football and wait for them to fuck up.
I don’t watch Eurovision as I am not a póóf, but I want them to get ‘nil points’.
I see their dismal efforts in athletics, swimming, gymnastics and tennis, and despite the athletes being the second best funded in the world due to the National Lottery (second best funded to The USA I guess) I just want them to once again fuck up.
Eurovision has always been bent.
From the performers, the audience and the judges.
All benders.
Britain will always lose as payback for BREXIT.
Good morning!
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Same as me 😞
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Our PM likes The Smiths.
its a safe bet that Morrissey loathes him
Morrissey has strong views on immigration and the.decline of British culture.
Lots of Morrisseys fan base who were students in the 80s and now middle management in council offices, NHS,
were aghast at his Right wing Hate speech.
they had a little cry.
some threw a tantrum and got rid of their albums
” how dare you hold opinions i dont agree with!
then hold true and refuse to change them?!!”
Poor mites.
So Andy Burnham loves the Far Right.
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The UK consistently loses at Eurovision. I struggle to think of an event less important in my life. As for MPs investigating our dismal performance, they are only acting true to type. It’s done for the same reason that they pretend an interest in football, i.e. to try to garner the votes of millions of football fans.
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I view coming last in that annual festival of tuneless bum fuckery as a national badge of honour.
Morning arfur.
Are you on the Chocolate Martinis again today?
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Personally Arfur, I hate to see any politician or royal at a football match.
If anything, it would make me want to vote against them.
They only turn up for the final, they get the best and most comfortable seats.
The are wined and dined in the hospitality suites and they pay fuck all for the privilege.
Now if they went to all the qualifying matches and sat with their voters, having a pint and a pie at half time, I may have more respect.
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If GB rejoined the EU, Gary glitter would win the “song” contest for GB…!
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I’m putting the band back together.
waffen SS.
our singles ‘ uber alles Brussels”
or ” occupation frogslegs’
are going to be put forward as Eurovision entries.
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Unlimited supply (E.U)
There is no reason why (E.U)
I tell you it was all a frame (E.U)
They only did it ’cause of fame (E.U)
I do not need the pressure (E.U)
I can’t stand those useless fools (E.U)
Unlimited supply (E.U)
Hello E.U,
Goodbye
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Eurovision… from the very presentable Sandie Shaw (defo would have) in 67 too the absolute 💩 presented for the UK now,mind you only going off snippets in the news regarding our usual failure as I’ve not actually watched the utter crap since around 1972… the euro mob have never liked us regarding 🎶 because they’ve never had anywhere near the success or sheer number of talents that have arisen from these shores simples… I’d like say Morrissey to pen a new album with nothing but political venom towards the utter cretins that are in/have been in power..a double album actually seeing as there’s enough content for him 👍…as a backing trio of gospel type mongloids he could have mammy lammy,skin Lawrence,& add up abbot..as a nice album cover he couldn’t do better than clefty with his Everton scarf being launched from the top of the liver building 🏫…off yer go lah ⤵️
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Spaffing our cash oink oink oink
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It is a politicised freak show that would make the USSR blush and sums up what is wrong with Europe. There hasn’t been a single good song, by any country, since Bucks Fizz and ABBA.
How to do better in the Eurovision Song Contest is code for: how to pay them more money, do them more favours, please them in other respects that have nothing to do with the “competition”. That’s what this Labour government are looking into.
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I’ll get sanctioned by admin for going o/T, but for fans of footy and burhamstarmerblairfuhrer and before I forget..!
https://youtu.be/jSlHgdMJOMI?is=aqpG0XRTfNP2qDBy
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I’m not a football fan Doc, but thanks for the link. I for one, really appreciate it.
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Even if it wasn’t a magnet for sodomítes and the offspring of Jimmy Saville at his BBC there’s not a chance of any British success at this pop concert.
It’s all arranged by the French,who are our enemies.
We should send Jonny Rotten to do “Twisted Firestarter,Paris hatefilled sand wóg Euromix.”
Fucking cunts.
Good morning.
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Time to boycott the Eurovision because Israel are taking part, that will save all the embarrassment 😂
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