‘Journalistic’ Spin

 

is a cunt.

is an utter utter cunt that is absolutely everywhere. Having an opinion on a matter is one thing, but coming up with a narritive SO biased that it actually hits misdirection to the point of outright dishonesty, nay bullshit .. is beyond the pale. To wit, for this cunting…

Some fucking scumbag athlete liquid-shit (shat?) all over herself early-on in some widely attended – and broadcast – 8 event endurance hour .. and just didn’t GIVE a shit, as such, continuing to the end with her legs and trainers covered in her own presumably stinking faecal output.

Cue the spin. The link, first of all, refers to shitting herself in public as a ‘hygiene accident’. The womans decision to carry on as if nothing out of the ordinary had occurred? .. ‘a remarkable display of grit and determination’ … then it reports on the event organizers response to a woman getting her own shit on the track and various pieces of equipment that various others had to come into contact with ..

“As our sport continues to evolve, we are encountering new and increasingly complex situations that challenge us and where additional clarity is needed”

23 words there, .. of absolute bollocks. Plenty of animal species show more self respect when it comes to shit or shitting. Cats, dogs, rabbits and pigs – yes pigs – among the species I’ve observed being hyper hygienic about their habitats and their own presentation, when living unhindered enough to choose where to go. Some dogs I owned for 12 & 13 years that I never even saw take a shit ever … because they’d retreat to long grass in the distance. Not all breeds, but some. If many of the abovementioned species get crap on their fur or whatever, they won’t be happy until it’s removed.

And then there’s the cunt in the story. Went on to win and is the world champion at this bollocks event, it says. Another msm claimed to have ‘her side of the story’ .. but I’d guess that bit of ‘journalism’ contains so much spin it’d make me dizzy.

World chamion at Hyrox, eh? I never heard of Hyrox in it’s purported 8 years in existence, until today when it’s world #1 shit herself in public. Her loved ones must be SO proud!

Irish Mirror

Nominated by Cuntemall.

18 thoughts on “‘Journalistic’ Spin”

  1. The day after the nom, I found out that after parading around wearing her own shit on a worldwide stage as described, .. the unapologetic disgusting cunt hit the social media, and with any shred of having an ounce of dignity still-AWOL, the cunt *proudly* posted ..

    “Go hard or go home … a win is a win”

    To which I say .. some other cunt will come along and be this pelaton-wannabe ‘sports’ world champion next, and they in turn will be succeeded by some other cunt and so on … but you will ALWAYS be the one who didn’t have an ounce of dignity that day .. and it’s the only thing people will think about when you’re out & about or in company etc. Not that you won. But of those pictures of you covered in your own dried-in stinking (potentially biohazardous, btw) dried-in liquid filth.

    If, going forward, you could attain a dollar for every time someone thought to themselves ‘The dirty bitch’ about you, upon seeing you in the street or meeting you for the rest of your life ; you’d be on a nice little earner cumulatively.

    Fuckin’ skank.

  2. She’s the new Gary Lineker – big things are probably waiting for her down the line. The ability to shit in public earns you a big BBC contract

  3. I actually thought it was known as “doing a Radcliffe”.

    I’d have been mortified, hidden out of sight until someone came along with water, wipes and clean clothes.

    How vile!

  4. As stunning and brave as a bearded man in a frock..

    Most journalists these days are client ones, parroting shit from government scum.

    Just once I would like a politician to be told to fuck off, for not answering the question.

  5. “A murder investigation has been launched after a 40-year-old man was shot dead in a “senseless act of violence” as up to 50 people – including children – gathered for a memorial service in west London.”

    A headline from Our BBC today.

    The “senseless act of violence” being drug gang warfare of epidemic proportions,usually involving feral blek or paki trash,all of whom should be shot on sight.

    Journalists as they like to call themselves are nothing of the sort.They delight in obfuscation,omission and distortion.

    At least sorting the very few facts in any “story” or “headline” provides a little mental stimulus.

    The bent cunts.

    • The disingenuous journalist scum…the killing of a darkıe is never a ‘tragedy’…more a ’cause for celebration’.

  6. I run 15-odd miles a week, have done for 35 years and have never once in all those thousands of trips needed to go for a shit.
    A sneaky piss behind some trees, yes, but never a dump.
    It’s kind of like your body recognizes that your ‘in-action’ and puts a pause on a dump signal.
    I can only conclude that this bird has Elton John levels of ringpiece looseness, presumably as a result of enjoying a regularly furious buggering.

    • There’s a 30yrs forgotten memory triggered … Jackass The Movie .. one of ’em took a ton of laxatives then went in to a hardware/bathroom emporium & emptied his guts into a display model toilet on the sales floor. He brought a newspaper to read, and everything 😄.

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