is a cunt.
If you call yourself Mad kenny,
your not necessarily mad.
you might be a bit daft.
or slightly puddled.
But not this grandad.
driving at speeds of 150mph on the wrong side of the road.
he phoned the police threatening carnage and telling them his name was MAD KENNY.
its nice when someone lives up to their nickname.
and that dangerous driving isn’t just for Middlesbrough teenagers.
Give me a diablo sandwich and a dr pepper I’m in hot pursuit of a maniac,
sumbitch.
said Northumbria police
Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.
Sad Kenny.
I’d imagine this piece of shit’s family and his local community were secretly hoping that he’d go head first into a tree.
He’s doubtless been making everyone around him’s life a misery for decades.
A very good morning to one and all.
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An excellent role model for his children and grandchildren, but 17 Previous Convictions and the Judge (surely the Magistrate?) awarded him a Suspended Sentence? She is also a cunt and no doubt votes Liberal Democrat.
Or Green.
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Prisons are now so overcrowded that Jack the Ripper would get a suspended sentence.
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Yeah, suspended by his neck!
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It would be one way to reduce the prison population and extremely cost effective JP.
Good Morning, I hope you’re doing as well as can be expected.
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Were the rozzers driving Noddy cars ?
Multiple tactical contacts and still he drove on.
Vorsprung Durch Daftcunt
His sentence is a fucking joke.
Good morning 🌞👍
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It’s a shame the chase didn’t end with the line..
“Oh my God, they killed Kenny!”
I bet he gave himself that nickname..
More likely known as cunt kenny.
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He absolutely gave himself that nickname to try and look hard. The worthless dickhead.
Kenny Davison is up there with other oxygen thieves like Raul Moat (remember that cunt?) and Ronnie Pickering. A nuisance to all who know him and a source of mirth to those who don’t.
Being an emotional toddler, Kenny threw a little temper tantrum in the hope he would get some attention.
It worked. Now the whole country knows he’s too thick to phone ACAS to sort out his troubles at work and has the mental stability of a sulky 13 year old.
Well done Kenny! You micro-penis waste of a snails time. You’re an embarrassment to real men everywhere!
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My old stamping ground.
I well remember Mad Kenny.
Though he was known simply as Slightly Unbalanced Kenneth back then.
Obviously he’s since progressed.
Anyway, I think it’s quite sad. He was upset because he feared losing his job.
As a driving instructor.
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Audis are normally driven like that. To quote Jeremy Clarkson; “Cocks drive Audis.”
They took the crown from BMW sme years ago.
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What do Santa Claus and an Audi driver who maintains a safe distance from the car in front have in common?
Neither really exists.
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From what I am observing, Tesla’s are the next choice of the Audi/ BMW driver..
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They certainly are cunts, but to be fair they have to make up the time they’ve spent charging at motorway services. I’ve seen them having a doze or reading the paper.
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I’m betting living next door to Mad Kenny
is interesting.
Fireworks going off at 3am
regular loud domestic disputes
the Christmas decorations all over the outside of the house.
chip pan fires.
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Probably got an XL Bully too.
Defence counsel says in mitigation that Kenneth has children and grandchildren.
Until the dog kills them all.
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That’s one of the worst aspects of the story, the cunt has bred and added to the gene pool. I suspect the rest of the family will follow in his footsteps.
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I remember there used to be loads of ‘characters” on our estate .
ex SAS fella scared of spiders
bloke who used to always be starting fires
a lad took too many drugs and lived in the park,claimed to be a guardian of the woods’
a hippy who claimed to astral travel
and a bloke who dressed in full US military uniform.
I like a nutter.
wouldn’t want one as a neighbour though.
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Just shoot the cunt. Sorted.
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I don’t know think of his grandkids in the school playground saying too the others…’my grandad took me swimming this weekend’…..’swimming!!! pfft mine drove at 150 in his flash Audi with loads of coppers after him giving them the 🖕 and causing havoc,go grandad’ 😩 …mad Kenny a loon for our times 😜
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Pop slightly unhinged Kenneth in your oven Unkle
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Mad Kenny hasn’t got the grandad thing down yet.
My grandads were WW2 veterans,
with quiet pursuits,
they didn’t go driving dangerously,
they fitted the stereotypical grandad image.
And neither had ‘،Mad’ as a prefix to their name.although both had killed during the war.
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Wasn’t the Billy Mill Roundabout a euphemism for the “vinegar strokes” from Viz,circa 1989?
Perhaps I imagined it,just like Kenneth pretending to be an extra from a film by Guy Ritchie.
I sincerely hope he hasn’t learnt his lesson and takes another trip out,this time colliding with a govt free bus full of Afghans.
Good morning.
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Adjustment disorder was never heard of in my life. Acting silly back in the day was being taken by the throat and slapped about the face and told to stop being stupid. That was the normal procedure back then. It was usually done by the head of the household without having to notify the police.
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This fellow has more than a touch of the Mick Philpott’s about him.
One might imagine that he looks at his favourite granddaughter the way former Prince Andrew looks at Princess Charlotte.
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Thomas,
do you remember when Anne Widdecombe nearly got punched by Mick Philpott in a pub?
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https://www.facebook.com/reel/27998604406403138/
Hard man and kid cooker Mick Philpott offers out diminutive elderly woman in pub,
few pints of Stella and he’s fuckin Bruce Lee.
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Nope, no idea.
I thought you were yanking my chain…but, bizarrely, you were quite right:
https://youtu.be/5f4nR_aPWr0?si=cYxKSjWhKi5az6L1
Wonder if Mick offerered to take Ann’s virginity?
Also, Mick looks like Pat Mustard from Father Ted.
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Here is his brother.
YouTube
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Ronny who? 😃
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I was just thinking about Ronnie Pickering.
You beat me to it, LL.
There is a striking resemblance.
Maybe there’s an instruction manual for wannabe small time nutters.
The first line of which must read “Put on excess weight and shave your head”
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What’s the frequency Kenneth?
I bet the mad cunt too wears a tinfoil fat.
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I wish I could afford the fuel to go joyriding. Mad Kenny must be loaded.
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Plod should have said, ok the road is closed, how would you like to crash your car sir.
Stinger perhaps?
All the cost of this, tactical ramming will have damaged plod cars, cunt should have been locked in an airtight room for several days, everyone’s a winner
Mad Kenny will no doubt be up in court again before too long.
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People end up like this due to not having a strict upbringing from being naughty.
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