I wish to retract my nomination of “Modern-Day Glaciers” Posted on April 16, 2026, stating that modern-day glaciers were soft puffs.
Well apparently, one of the cunts just burst and took out several hundred Chink-like mongs + a few Tarquins & Gemimas on spiritual journeys trying to `find themselves` in the tranquillity of the Nepalese mountains.
… I rather think they’ll find themselves buried beneath several thousand tons of ice, slush, rock and other assorted effluvia.
Hey, China – that`s climate change for ya!
Nominated by Sam Beau.
I’d like to see that silly tart lose 100% of her volume under that glacier by the end of today.
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675 dead, those are rookie numbers.. Mother earth is losing her touch..i want biblical level disasters..
Preferably involving peacefuls.
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The inevitable result of a Government spunking the foreign aid it receives on gender diversity and inclusion workshops instead of an early warning system.
Oh yes, and a load of it gets filched by the aresholes in charge, as always.
Everest-sized cunts.
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It’s a pity the entire current Cabinet weren’t out there on a fact finding visit at the time.
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If you zoom into the nom pic really close, look at under that bird’s arms…shadow or thickets of hair?
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In my younger days Thomas, it was perfectly natural for women to have clumps of hair under their armpits. I was surprised this lass didn’t have a bush clambering to force its way out of her shorts.
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Women only shave down below because of man made global warming , got to keep cool somehow.
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Definitely not shadows, Thomas.
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Thickets, no doubt.
Sustainable innit?
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Namaste.
Well done glaciers.
reputation restored.
Obviously I’ve little to none sympathy for the high altitude, headwobbling, curry enthusiasts.
Or the yoga practicing,
Northface wearing western Henry’s and Ruperts you gave swimming lessons too.
Any chance one of you could have a pop at Ben Fogle?
he gets on my tit’s
hell probably be wearing shorts and being understanding of local customs.
cheers👍
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It must have come as a huge shock, especially after being warned for decades that this particular glacier was unstable.
Who or what is to blame for this catastrophe?
Climate change?
Donald Trump?
Or people building a large conurbation beneath a glacier that’s been shaping the valleys below for millions of years?
It’s a tricky one, isn’t it?
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maybe brexit was to blame?
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Possibly, Mis.
And I forgot Danny Tommo and AI.
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Deniers….you all should be ashamed, it’s coming for you and only the believers will be saved 🥶☀️🥵🌪️💨 I’ve just sent my entire savings to the Nepalese in a gesture of solidarity 🤝…oh mother earth 🌍 send the doubters into oblivion…greta,GRETA 🙏
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Glaciers have proved they aren’t impotent.
But what about Volcanoes?
they aren’t pulling their weight.
once upon a time they’d be spewing lava and throwing superheated rocks thousands of feet in the air,
they should those pampering cunts who’s boss.
Nowadays?
oh , its dormant.
sat nodding for years like someone in a retirement home.
well that’s not what we pay our taxes for!!
Blow a fuckin great hole in Hawaii and set their heads on fire 🔥
the ukelele strumming, surfboard riding cunts.
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Don’t mention volcanoes to the climate change brigade, Mis.
They don’t like the science behind them.
Remember when that one in Iceland went off?
Lots of crying about flights being cancelled, but fuck all about its effects on our atmosphere.
Or the fact that if they all erupted on planet earth, we’d end up like Venus, with an average temperature double that of a domestic oven.
Tax your way out of that you cunts!
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I was expecting to see lots of polar bears advertising Fox’s glacier mints.
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in 1931 China had floods.
in the UK we were watching Buster Keaton and dancing the Charleston.
But the rinkydinks had floods.
4million dead!👍
little yellow corpses with wet socks all over the place.
Floods get stuck in,
volcanoes should take note.
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I prefer to give a thumbs up to all the Chinese ladies who have given me pleasure in the past. In my bed and on film.
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It’s Chy-na burning all that coal, cunts
We should be burning it and maybe a few power stations capable of burning old windmills.
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Good nom.
I always love it when the planet shows who is really boss and that we are just inconsequential twats wanking about before the raw power of the universe. Man made climate change? Fucking undiluted hubris. Fuck off.
Good morning, everyone.
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