“An unidentified man found in a plane’s wheel compartment at Gatwick Airport died after being exposed to extreme cold and a lack of oxygen, an inquest has heard.
Coroner Joseph Turner opened the inquest at Horsham Coroner’s Court on Tuesday into the death of the man, whose identity still remains unknown.
The court heard his body was discovered in the landing gear compartment of an Air Arabia flight which had arrived from Tangier, Morocco, on 16 June.”
Poor Modern Britain,even when these awful cunts arrive dead they still cost us money.
“Turner, the West Sussex, Brighton and Hove area coroner, said conditions in the aircraft’s wheel compartment would have been extremely cold and oxygen levels would have been low.
He said he had reason to believe the death was “unnatural”…
Well I must admit flying at 30,000 ft and outside the passenger compartment could well turn out to be fairly unnatural.
Anyway let’s hope it becomes a “tiktok trend” soon.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
His name was Cornetto bin Lolli
A morrocan teenage asylum seeke,r Deliveroo cyclist and rapist.
Hes dead.
good enough for me
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Most likely an engineer, trying to change the wheel..
Another terrible loss to this country..
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A story about a dead sand Pákí.
An excellent start to a beautiful day.
I can’t see the point of getting a coroner involved.
It’s obvious that if you decide to travel in the wheel arch of an plane then you will die.
So fuck him.
Instead of going through the expense of burning or burying the daft cunt, he should have been kept frozen and dropped off on the planes return visit.
Preferably at 30.000ft.
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Gatwick Airport teams supported the police officers and coroner.
Why did they need support? We’re they that pissed after celebrating one illegal cunt not getting in?
He should have gone to Cueta.
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Perhaps airlines should tell their pilots to ‘test’ the landing gear as they approach the UK , say fifty miles out over the North Sea.
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Luckily the pilot didn’t get fined like a lorry driver would.
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It is a bit worrying.
As a fare paying passenger you have to go through security, be body scanned, have your luggage x-rayed, have your shoes examined etc…..
And a smelly immigrant has no apparent problem with climbing into the hold of an aircraft.
The cunt could have easily planted a bomb.
Perhaps the next cunt will.
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Imagine if they’d have extended their landing gear a little early on final approach and the sand cọon had dropped through the glass roof of a mosque at over 100mph, landing directly on the imam and them both exploding and showering the entire bacon-avoiding congregation in terrorist gut pieces and huge amounts of blood.
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Imagine sunbathing in Clapham and this happens…
https://news.sky.com/story/stowaway-found-dead-in-garden-after-falling-from-plane-near-heathrow-11752788
It’d make your day!
One less.
The frozen flying cunts.
Good morning.
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I was going to post that as this happens for more frequently than they would have you believe.
Imagine being that poor sod, laying in your garden, sunbathing on a pleasant summer’s day off when a shit missile smashes into your patio.
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If I believe Hollywood films( an i do)
then clinging to the wheel of a plane shouldn’t kill you!
he should of been able to climb up into the landing gear onto the plane then overcome the armed terrorists aboard,
Bruce Willis could have
Arnold swartznegger could
Sylvester stalling could have
even fat mentalist Steven Seagull could have.
I think he was frozen when he arrived at the airport.
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Even Timothy Dalton managed to win a fight with a Russian agent hanging from a cargo net at 30,000 feet.
These sand p1keys obviously aren’t made of the right stuff.
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This aeroplane iceman could have come from the Stone Age or before. An early human who lived before the invention of writing and modern health and sanitation. A Neanderthal or a primitive with tiny genitals and a small brain who ate anything and shat wear he slept.
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The poor man. In the spirit of all things Labour the airline should have immediately upgraded him to first class. It’s an absolute disgrace.
A shame there are no cameras in the undercarriage. That way the captain could have seen what has going on and opened the wheels in mid flight. Would have saved us a lot of trouble later on.
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One down maybe, but let’s hope no relatives come forward or they’ll all be flown over here for the funeral, gratis.
And then promptly claim asylum.
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These recurring problems could be solved by installing a spy camera in the landing gear compartments.
That said, a frozen bud bud ding ding does make for entertaining reading.
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Well that’s another pamphlet the government needs to produce in 87 languages.
If only these savages, showed this sort of determination in their own shitholes..
Ok they would be still shitholes, but the cunts won’t be here..
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