is a cunt.
That supercilious cunt is forever referring to women’s bottoms on that feck-awful ‘Great British Sewing Bee’ TV abortion and you and I know that if any male, white, black or harlequined was to say the same thing, (actually maybe the black bloke might get away with it), we’d be condemned, pilloried and summarily executed.
Why the fuck can that beak-faced cow get away with it when us regular perverts and misogynists can’t? Eh?
Nominated by Bobster the Cuntster.
I couldn’t care less.
The programme is for women, benders and trannies.
Any ‘male’ that has any interest in sewing is obviously light on their feet.
The geezer in the nom picture needs to up his game if he wants us to think that he is a woman.
He is a fucking disgrace.
Good morning.
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And the geezer who wrote the nom has admitted to watching the programme and therefore jumps over puddles, rides side-saddle, etc.
Unless his missus watches it and they only have one telly.
But I’d rather go and sit in the car and read a book than watch that shite.
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She seemed to enjoy measuring that girls chest area in the video.
Probably had to resign from art college for getting a little overfamiliar with the female students.
What next for someone with questionable sexual tastes?
A job at the BBC, of course.
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She could probably star is some old aged MILF midget lesbian film. A friend tells me there are perversions for every taste on certain websites.
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Really?
How utterly depraved.
Do you think, perchance, that your friend could share with me some of the web addresses?
Just so that I can add them to my blocked website list, obviously.
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its Michael Gove in a Beatles wig.
show us yer axe wound Esme
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Has ‘Em Young may be closer to the truth.
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I’m surprised this show didn’t get the axe in the BBC’s latest cost cutting drive.
Ru Paul’s Drag Race got the chop and it was revealed that even at its peak, it attracted no more than 1.5 million viewers.
Which makes you wonder what its figures were like when it wasn’t at its peak.
Clearly, television for benders isn’t as popular as they’d like to think.
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Esme would never know what six inches looked using a metric tape measure.
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I can sew.
not with a machine like,
but with needle and thread.
I rip my shorts?
I can fix it.
might look like the stitching around frankensteins neck,
but fixed nevertheless.
Esme has a bit of a hump to her back.
all that crouching over a sewing machine.
show us yer hump!
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Do humps have vital statistics I wonder?
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33 a bust
38 DD hump
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I think her tits might be in there though.
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Now I know what people mean when they say someone has a face for radio.
Ugly doesn’t really cover it.
Also, this programme sounds a right barrel of laughs, not!
Did the producers think, by calling it The Great British whatever, it would be as popular as The Great British Bake-off?
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Don’t give them ideas or they’ll do Great British Rape-Off starring our new friends.
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That photo is surely Wes Streeting in drag, trying to look like the late Tessa Jowell
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Is that Les Dawson or a Blobfish?
difficult to tell
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She’s related to Quasimodo?Hag
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Perfect family viewing 😊 wholesome, quaint, no swearing and some drama thrown in wondering if a stitch will be dropped or come out 🪡🧵…no one gets the remote off me when Esme is on the box 😩😘
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OT from – well – OT….
Those useless overpaid fucks couldn’t even beat a ten man Gorton Globetrotters.
I actually went and all. My cousin Barry took me for my birthday (which was September 12th). But, what a load of shite. After last season’s improvement, I can see another decline, with that cunt Rashford rocking the boat and causing trouble. With Carrick getting the bullet by Christmas and another foreign Manuel from Fawlty Towers cunt taking the job.
Still, on the bright side, I share my birthday with the delectable Sydney Sweeney. I was hoping that she’s jump out of my cake. Ah well.
https://celebjihad.com/sydney-sweeney4/sydney-sweeney-serves-up-her-tits-cake-in-4k
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@norm…stop moaning you received an apology from var for citehs winner 👀…🤣…Carrick is a championship manager, and rashfords, well a mega cunt 👍
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I don’t know why it’s a surprise that a programme aimed at shirt lifter’s has frequent botty references.
It’s what they do.
The dirty fuckers.
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A waist under false tits, no neck and the face of a bulldog chewing a wasp. Blind man’s answer. A BLOKE.
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Is that picture Suzie Izzard?
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