Gail Drake developed a niggling toothache and rang Mydentist for an appointment. They told her she had to book online.
Gail explained she was registered as blind, but was repeatedly told she needed to book online.
When she asked to speak to the practice manager, she was told to write or email.
Now, I get Mydentist is probably one of a number who has spotted a gap in the market. My NHS dentist dumped me during Covid after they were bought out by a bunch of… I’ll let you guess. The same probably happened to Gail.
That’s no excuse for the way a person who has been partially sighted since birth, and has recently developed fast growing cataracts, or indeed anyone in pain, should be treated.
I’ve sympathy for Gail. I’m developing cataracts and some days it’s like looking through a shifting fog towards a bright light.
Anyway the BBC contacted these cunts who offered her a same day appointment, with a Harley Street dental surgeon, I hope, because I wouldn’t trust my teeth to this bunch of chancers.
Incidentally, I find that this article calling Gail by Drake, as if she were a criminal extremely offensive. Get rid of proof readers at your peril, media cunts.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
Haven’t been to my local dentist in years and I’m certain they think I’m dead due to lack of contact. One day I’ll have tooth ache and start panicking. Where’s that fucking phone number.
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Gail should know by now that the sole job of a dentist’s or doctor’s receptionist is to tell the patients to fuck off.
Doctors and dentists are only there to treat RNLI Cross-Channel ferry customers.
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Poor Gail.
There’s absolutely nothing worse than being stripped of your formality.
The BBC, for some reason, are giving her the Trump treatment.
Is it cos she’s white?
More than likely.
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Also. I wouldn’t bother contacting the BBC again, Gail.
They’ll probably refer to you as Gail Drake (real name, Gail Yaxley Lennon).
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Fuckin dentists.
like nazis.
Shes blind you cunts!
I hate dentists.
hate going.
and Really hate paying.
sat in the waiting room with sad or scared looking people,
the shitty magazines,
then the lecture…
” you dont floss? how are you still alive?!
you need to floss immediately or your head might fall off”
fuck off.
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JP has already promised me his prized set of antique Waterloo teeth so no more dentist for me when they start to fall out.
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jammy !!
😃
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Use a toothpick, Mis. Like the cowboys. Your favourite, Clint Woodeast whatever his name. Has he bought the farm yet ?
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No, Sammy .
Clints immortal.
he’ll outlive us all.
Toothpick?
missus Miserable has those little wooden sticks you put cocktail sausages and cheese and pineapple on.
suppose I could use those?
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If only we had doctors and dentists receptionists running the home office, no fucker would ever be let in..
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Anyone know if Mydentist can do a full extraction and a set of china choppers in time for the party political conference season?
Asking for my mate Dave Paulden.
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I get the feeling my dentist is losing optimism of making me the fourth Beegee.
every time he recommends something I ask
” how much is it?”
his earning potential is limited with me.
No implants
no lazer treatment
no products
no veneers.
poor fucker had to get last year’s model Bentley he’s that skint.
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The Queen Mother had wooden teeth right up to her death. She was only a hundred or so years old.
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she used to pop them in a glass of creosote on her nightstand.
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After the photographs with the elephants she shot, there’s a rare one with a tusk up her flute.
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Talking of magazines in dentist waiting rooms.
The last time i went to mine, I noticed that the fading copies of Country Life and Cosmopolitan (does anyone actually read these anymore?) had stickers on the back saying they were withdrawn copies from the local library.
Yet my dentists brand new Jaguar in the car park suggested that cash flow wasn’t necessarily a problem.
The tight bastards!
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Those magazines are the pits.
one about interior design
one for joggers
one for hypocondriacs
I like vintage Viz
Razzle
Giles
Calvin and Hobbes
readers wives
westerns.
of which there’s none.
come on dentists
get something good in the waiting room
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oh
and why do they all have fishtanks?
boring ones.
get some piranha!!
they’re all teeth
be like a advertisement.
and a toy creature from the Black Lagoon blows airbubbles.
something interesting to the eye.
your fish are boring cunts
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They could play a joke on Gail if they had a tank of piranha.
Tell her its the sink and she needs to wash up before the dentist sees her.
It’d give the people in the waiting room a good laugh and make the atmosphere less tense.
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Someone has developed an online appointment system which 99,9% of people are probably very happy with and find very useful.
But her special needs weren’t taken into account, so instead of thinking of it as a minor inconvenience, she goes bleating to the press.
Perhaps if she wasn’t such an entitled bitch she may have a friend, neighbour or family member to help her.
But apparently she hasn’t.
I couldn’t give a flying fuck about the woman.
She is a cunt and I hate her.
Good morning!
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Hahaha 😆
made me giggle that
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Blind people should take note.
they’re being treated unfairly.
they should train to be dentists themselves and open dentists that cater to the blind.
free labrador parking
etc
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Stick to a pair of pliers or the string and door 🚪 method 👍… nearly all dentists are of Karachi extraction 👈 these days and I wouldn’t want the arse smellers breath within inches of my face… that’ll be £50.. you’ve not done anything yet! ..you sat in my chair sir 😖
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My Dentist is Great (Not a My Dentist though)
Finally have a dental practice (small independent) with a dentist who can do an examination without trying to emulate Josef Mengele.
And you can phone to make an appointment and they give you a reminder call on the day before your appointment, not even sure if they do online bookings – Old School 😂
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