Park key drivers

 

There are some among you who may feel I have a bit of a problem peaceful drivers, and you’d be fucking right.
Take Daniel Mohammed, for example.
This 21 year old interbred managed to plough his allahmobile, whilst driving like a cunt with his phone in his hand, into a kebab shop with such force that the building collapsed.
Sadly for society, Daniel and his passenger survived.
The judge wasn’t happy at all, and gave the repulsive little cunt a sentence of 2 years and 2 months.
Which is still less than a white person gets for suggesting mosques should be blown up on Facebook, after little girls are stabbed to death.
And the fact remains that all of this could have been avoided if we didn’t let the medieval inbreds drive a motorised vehicle.
They simply aren’t genetically capable.
Ban the smelly bastards!

the sun

Nominated by Field Marshall Cuntgomery.

22 thoughts on “Park key drivers

  1. All foreign types should be made to use public transport, till their country wins a major car or motorbike championship..

  2. That mugshot looks like the light’s on but there’s no one at home.

    When he gets out he should park his car into a mosque.
    Preferably at about 1pm on a Friday.

  3. Perhaps his turban slipped over his eyes?

    I suppose we’ll never know,especially if the cunt was summarily shot.

    Good morning.

  4. I am presently parked up in the motorway service area just outside Benidorm.

    Delightful.

    The French are without doubt the most useless fucking drivers on the roads.
    One of whom decided to overtake me and the already fast moving traffic by using the hard shoulder on the way here.

    Pákís come a close second in my experience.

    They are also the most likely to commit insurance fraud by setting up their own accidents and claiming for injuries.

    Insurance companies are well aware of this but instead of calculating an insurance premium based on risk, they just try to screw as much as possible out of every motorist.

    You are therefore paying extra for the pleasure of sharing the roads with cheating, incompetent cunts.

    Pákís should be made to pay much more for their insurance and have much bigger fines if they don’t have any cover.

    But that would be racist.

    So your government and councils, especially Khan’s London Council, are waging a war on all drivers.

    Good morning.

      • I have never heard of the place Gelderd.

        John and Joseph’s?

        I take it that it’s a bar owned by a couple of benders.

        I will give it a miss.

      • Christ on a pogo stick!

        I have just looked up the place on Google.
        What a fucking shit hole!

        The photos of the food look horrible.

      • @art…..oooh how very dare you 😩…benders in benidorm! perish the thought 🤔…j&j’s is an institution in Benners with the finest ales at your disposal for the extremely competitive scroats who frequent the establishment 👍… guaranteed 💩 later 🤣

      • Thomas often posts awful photos here, but they are easily forgotten.

        The photo of John and Joseph’s full English breakfast will haunt and disgust me for a long time.

        Some cunt was so enamoured by his food that he thought it was a good idea to impress everyone with a snap shot.

  5. Daniel Mohammed?

    Daniel?

    About as Jewish a name as you can get.

    Did they get naming inspiration from great uncle Adolph Cohen?

    • If he’d have crashed into a chınky takeaway, dozens of pre-slaughter dogs and chickens would have come spilling out of the hole.
      Morning KK/all.

  6. In light of recent events, I suppose I could have included feral teenagers from Middlesbrough.
    Mind you. At least they were trying to escape from the rozzers.
    This cunt was probably just cruising around looking for 12 year old girls.

  7. I know Burslem.
    shitpit full of cunts just like Danny.
    Danny, you need to stop cutting your own hair
    kid.
    you look like your on fucking day release.

    dont just concentrate on those Liza Minnelli eyebrows.

  8. The mugshot of Danny boy looks like he’s climbed off the ‘guess who’ board game 😒… just another waste of oxygen who deserved to end up with his face implanted in the rancid rotating 3 week old 💩 inducing salmonella…🤡

  9. I’m coming into this as blind as the pakle driver, because of not wanting to pay the sun for biscuits to dip in their tea.

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