And, it’s also the next “immense international biosecurity threat”
Another day, another apocalyptic headline. I decided to peruse same to assess the usual bullshit-to-‘threat’ ratio, but … you know what … and I’m nearly afraid to say it here .. but it was a somewhat interesting read. Am I alarmed, terrified or at in existential terror about it?
Nah.
Will it cause, scratch that, .. baselessly be used as another excuse why the price of stuff continues to rise everywhere non stop?
Probably.
I’ll leave the rest to the article itself… but here’s a taster of the language being used ..
“If you had to design a worst-case scenario, it would look a lot like this,” said Mario Tamburri, a professor at the University of Maryland Center for Environmental Science and the study’s lead author”
The conclusion that no cunt – now forewarned – is going to do a single thing about it anyways is the icing on the cake.
In THAT regard, it’s all a bit like that other invasive situation, where the harmful horde arrive via boat that is mentioned frequently on this site.
Nominated by : Cuntemall
The Strait of Hurmurz being clursed (for Geordie there) is going to be a lot more worrying than some bastard barnacles.
When oil is restricted, fertilizer can’t be made and that, combined with English crops failing because of the drought, means we’ll be having huge food shortages this winter.
I might have have to eat some of the guests in the love dungeon.
I’ll sell some Sasha Johnson ‘pork medallions’ made from rump meat if anyone’s interested?
Plus you get a bit of my kraut DNA in there too…
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Fattening up nicely Cunt Engine?
I reckon there is more meat on Ellie Simmonds than you might first think.
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Bizarrely, đwârf meat goes green when roasted.
True fact.
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Barnacle Bill has acne.
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Bill Barnacle’s Jazz Band to be precise Sammy. Barnacle also a small hamlet in Warickshire, I will also have you know.
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This is like the plot of a very poor/cheap 1960’s creature feature B picture. Something an erstwhile unknown Steve McQueen could have ‘starred’ in. They are coming…the human race doesn’t stand a chance..they are getting closer…nothing can stop them…aaarrgh!
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Return Of The Killer Barnacles! Rated 18.
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My little bilge keel boat dries out at low tide so is fairly immune from barnacunts but not totally, still needs a good rub every so often, much like my arse barnacles, they get a little itchy if left to their own devices.
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I get them in my under crackers…clinckers 💩…they probably are a threat to my baby arsed skin especially with the heat we’ve had recently 😩..must start 🚿 more often ✔️
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I think they’re shitting their breeches unnecessarily.
Plenty of cargo vessels were sat doing fuck all during the Great Bat Flu Panic.
Ecosystems not bothered,if they are that frail the English Channel would be biologically dead given the amount of poisonous trash floats across it daily.
Chocolate Starfish Oven.
Good morning.
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Captain Pugwash is getting annoyed with all these barnacle darkles floating the seas. He’s wanting recruits to get rid of them.
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