Shattafest UK


“Organisers of Ghana Party in the Park, also known as Shattafest UK, at Copthall Playing Fields in Barnet, London, said the event was stopped following a “major incident” at about 18:00 BST on Saturday.

The Metropolitan Police said a fire had started near the gates, which meant they were closed temporarily.

A crowd built up, and there was a surge when the gates reopened, it said.

Organisers said the decision to end the festival was made on health and safety grounds.”

Possibly the most aptly named festival in years?

I think so.

Pass the chiggun.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

29 thoughts on “Shattafest UK

  1. Sounds good.
    whether your heads ablaze or trampled underfoot you can still enjoy the festival experience.

    I couldn’t make it this year
    but definitely be there next.
    swinging London
    cast of zulu
    bonfire

    Far Out!!

  2. ‘A fire started near the gates’.

    Presumably by spontaneous combustion.

    Which just goes to prove that climate change is racist.

    Professor Lenward says 15 trillion in climate reparations will fix it.

  3. So the Notting Hill stab fest is not enough for the monkeys..

    And I’m repeatedly told these foreigners are as British as me?
    So why are they celebrating Ghana.. James garner and I’m there.. love a bit of the rockford files..
    Dancing with your arse showing and monkey bush meat, I’ll pass..

  4. In the midst of the fire and the crush, at least 12 female hominids got pregnant with future welfare drains.

  5. I thought Glasto was Shattafest. It seems I’m not the only one. When asked if his pop group would be performing next year, Mr L Gallagher wrote on Twatter:

    ‘It’s not happening, so all you croc wearing, flag waving shit cunts can calm the fuck down.’

    As articulate as ever.

  6. It’s rather telling that they had to make this statement.

    “ We would like to clarify that there were no incidents of stabbing and deaths as [was] being speculated.”

    Presumably because it all went belly up at 6pm.
    They make that sound like an achievement.

    • The very fact that statement was issued Fieldy and reported without qualification by the BBC tells you a lot. Imagine a statement to inform us that there were no stabbings at the Proms this year. It would be regarded as utterly bizarre, questions would be asked in the House.

  7. Attention please de chiggun is ready at de gate entrance …pleez no Rush, ok ok wait now,no rush I sais…aaargh wot de fuck get back 🐓🍗 …aaargh long live de Ghana 🇬🇭

  8. The short video on the BBC article warns of Distressing Content.
    They aren’t fucking wrong there.
    That grass will never recover after being burned and trampled on by those knuckle draggers, after the weather we’ve had.
    It’s a disaster!

  9. It doesn’t say how many emergency service personnel were hospitalized.

    Due to the overwhelming stench 🤢

    Fucking savages.

    Good morning 👍

  10. Seriously though.
    Once the dust has settled and the funerals have been taken place after this years Notting Hill Stabfest, there’ll be another debate about moving it to an enclosed and controlled space.
    This proves that even that wouldn’t be safe.
    We’re not talking about Tabitha and Tarquin skipping gayly through the gates at Glastonbury here.
    These aren’t normal people (although there’s a valid debate about the intellectual capacity of Glastonbury clientele)
    Maybe if they made it exclusively black entry only, that would make any deaths or serious injury much less senseless.

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