A more rotund lady for those who like fatties. C.A.
are cunts.
The Chairman,
Marks & Spencer plc,
London W1
Dear Sir,
It has come to my attention that your erstwhile august institution has started selling ladies’ unmentionables with a slit in the front. I am informed that this is to permit the interpolation of a gentleman’s pintle into the lady’s monosyllable without the need to remove said lady’s bloomers..
As loyal M&S customers, I wish to inform you that my good lady wife and I have never partaken of such lascivious behaviour, nor do we wish to start now. Who are these undergarments aimed at – your customer base or Mrs Price and Mrs Rayner?
In the past my good lady wife’s St Michael drawers gave her much-needed relief from a chill on her kidneys, and when the elastic finally succumbed we used them as windfall catchers underneath our apple tree. Your latest offering wouldn’t catch an acorn.
If you do not return to selling undergarments of their former quality we will be taking our business elsewhere.
Faithfully yours,
Disgusted,
Tunbridge Wells
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.
And for the gentleman who prefers the larger lady, here’s a more stimulating image, sure to give you a diamond-cutter:
https://share.google/zbrZ3hdXITzZCl7NQ
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I clicked…🤮, you bastard..😂
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You broke the first rule of ISAC
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They are all a bit…… taller than I expected.
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Posh birds wear knickers, never trust em.
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Having just researched the author of the article linked, she strikes me more as the fur coat no knickers type despite her aversion to the crotchless nonsense.
My personal feeling is all ladies if a certain size and above should be forced to wear marine grade smell proof fabric garments, fully crotched and visually unappealling. Though this is not limited to the larger lady either, theres more than plenty rather fragrant slimmer ones out there too.
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Or muzzles to stop them being so huge.
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Dunno what your lots problem is.
I find them very comfortable and liberating.
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Are you wearing them back to front with the slit at the back?
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sold.
they’re great.
probably cheap too?
seeing as mainly made of holes.
well done Mark’s an Spencer,
I thought you just made incontinence nappies and string vests.
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Rampant transphobia.
If a man who became a woman by thinking they wanted to wore these their bollockś would fall out.
What a fucking disgrace.
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practical.
in a rush and bursting for a tomtit?
no time wasted dropping your keks
and easier to wipe your arse.
Need a gypsy but toilets in use?
just piss down your leg, empty your shoe,
good to go.
This is groundbreaking for the modern.woman.
a busy independent bossy Karen
she hasn’t got time for fuckin about taking down her knickers for a slash or Eartha Kitt.
These free her up to spend more time filing sexual harassment claims and complaining about men.
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The thieving bastards are getting away with selling nothing. The most important part of the knickers are the crutch. What are ladies of a certain age going to do about the little dribble’s of piss that arrive later after a slash and for gentlemen such as me who indulge in a little bit of crutch sniffing.
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The crafty bastards are encouraging the ladies to buy two pairs of knickers for wearing at the same time. There are still lots of women who use period pads. I still tell the joke about them being swinging hammocks for lazy cunts.
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I have arseless underpants. They werent originally back in the 80s.
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I prefer panties, proper ones not the dental floss type, crotch less are pointless may as well just wear a suspenders belt and stockings with no nickers at all.
Having recovered from the ‘safe pic’ posted by Thomas, time for a lie down
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I’ll bet this chap was wearing a pair of those..🤮
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbHRhsnBCEE/?igsh=a25lbHoxaW41dzRx
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You shitehawk Syntax, you’re as bad as Cunt Engine.
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It’s nice that crotchless attire isn’t restricted only to ladies and that an old-fashioned gentleman can also remain sartorially elegant whilst at the same time, offer easy access for some naughty fun.
Here’s me modelling my latest purchase off of Etsy:
https://share.google/IX6SMGFk7jyvfxmxT
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I`m assuming Mrs Twatt`s netherwear is purchased from military surplus supply stores as is Mrs Pubis`s preference. She has a pair of khaki canvas ladycrackers made by Dreadnought with the motto “They Shall Not Pass” stencilled on the gusset.
🩲
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https://snagtights.com/products/super-high-waist-ballet-pink?currency=GBP&variant=40554877550634&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=23333392475&gbraid=0AAAAADBEoQfXXHkzOuAZTvacgf4dS01zV&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIq8Gc6bedlgMVYpNQBh18awKgEAQYByABEgID9vD_BwE
That’s more like it. There’s no baling twine to be found in Mrs Disgusted’s knicker drawer, I can tell you.
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Poor Emily Thornberry. Since the Steaming Pussycat Strip Club Soho had to sack her for doing her shimmy pissed, she has fallen even further to advertising knickers.
Before she came to work for us she had worked at Big Nick’s Club – Emmy had been dancing in big nicks for years.
Never mind, it seems young Yvette has seen the light and is telling her truth:
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16049527/Yvette-Cooper-admits-Labour-government-delivers-scathing-verdict-Keir-Starmers-leadership.html
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I’ve been “Going Commando” in this weather. Just hope my trousers hold up, that’s all.
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Surely, like all men, you have a favourite pair of old y-fronts with more holes in them than there are perforations in a catering size box of PG Tips tea bags that would serve to aerate the wedding tackle just as well? Going commando is the sort of unhygenic thing an “Hay-rab” would do.
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You need to invest in some decent cotton string underpants, with string vests to match.
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My have a go at the obese in this weather send a cool glow to my heart. Those deep cracks of folded unwanted flesh must be excruciatingly painful with every movement.
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Here’s someone I would like to see in crotchless knickers.
https://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/meloni-deepfake-zeigt-ministerpraesidentin-in-unterwaesche-680284350867
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Does anyone know, are there women still wearing “French” knickers, i.e. those which are loose around the thighs rather than being elasticated so you could slide your fingers in easily?
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