is a cunt.
Lament for Veronique and wife Amy who’ve recently bought a house near a big tip and don’t like the smell..
“Veronique said she had seen waste piling up from her bedroom window. She added: “It was over the house, like from our bedroom we could see rubbish.
“It’s gross, it’s disgusting. It gets to your throat, makes you gag, you cannot stay out, you don’t want to be there.”
Tiffany Jarvis, of North Grove, has lived next to the landfill for 22 years but said in recent years, the nuisance from the smell had become intolerable.
She said: “It’s just violent on the nose, sore throat because of it constantly. It’s a rubbishy rotting vegetation, rotting meat.
“Every morning waking up literally feeling sick, massive headaches because the smell is just atrocious.”
Nobody wants to buy this home so now I’m trapped. I’m trapped in a cesspool of a village,” she added.
A cesspool indeed and the local MP recommends the tip should “be a better neighbour”..
That’ll sort it.
Weep for Veronique.
Weep I say.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
I changed the batteries in my give-a-fuckometer only last week, so it can’t be them.
But when I just checked it was registering at zero.
Good morning.
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Why doesn’t her husband go round and ‘have a quiet? word’ with Valencia Waste? Not sure if Valencia is male or female…
Who would buy a house near a tip anyway?
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Hugh@ That was my first thought Mr Cumber.
Why the fuck would you ?
Anyway, fuck them.
On a brighter note……
The latest Ebola outbreak is predicted to be worse than all the outbreaks that have gone before 👍
Go ! Go ! Bundibugyo !!!
Good morning
🌞🌞🌞👍
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Didn’t l read something about the UK having developed a vaccine for Ebola. Why can’t we stay out of other people’s business ?
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It’s gross, it’s disgusting..
Sounds like a description for the UK, when sue perkins tatlock and labour dump third worlders in every postcode..
It does beggar belief that all these problems are associated with 10 million worthless extra cunts in this country.
Still it is the bbc, so I’m just surprised they couldn’t find a drag queen to interview.
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I have a client who, having just sold the business he set up after leaving school, has spent £8m buying a 21 bedroom Georgian mansion, a former conference and events centre with 77 acres of grounds. It is in need of extensive work inside and out. The estimated renovations budget will take total capex to £15m-£20m.
He grew up in a council house.
So a quick solution for the complainant of this nom; study harder at school and / or work harder in your job. Hey presto, no need to live next to a tip.
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They are having trouble selling their house in the hottest summer you have ever had, because the pong is at its worst.
Anyone sensible would wait until the winter, and then put it on the market.
However, these people are stupid fucking cunts.
So they advertise on national news that their house is in an area liable to be stinking and horrible.
Fuck them.
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I hope, for their sake, the tip is reaching capacity. Once this happens, the tip will close and the contractors will arrive to lay a thick, engineered clay seal over the tip.
This seal will be domed to allow the surface to eventually settle and flatten once the rubbish below has rotted down.
Then they will build a delightful “extra care” centre on the cap for the care of the elderly – mentally and physically infirm. They will each be charged north of 4 grand per month for the privilige.
I am not kidding. I know several instances where this has happened.
A Soylent Green style processing plant will be all that is needed to round the process off nicely.
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There is a housing estate in Thamesmead that was built on top of an old tip.
The top soil in the postage stamp size gardens is only a foot deep and every garden has a vent sticking out to bleed off the methane to atmosphere.
Residents are advised not to have barbecues or a cigarette in their garden in case the whole estate gets blown sky high.
The question is, why would you buy a place there?
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Simple solution.
Call yourself middle class and sell your house to Clearsprings.
They’ll convert it into an HMO for 20 doctors, architects and engineers.
Andy will love you.
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Could the BBC not find any dark keys to interview?
A pair of rug munchers simply isn’t diverse enough. It’s a disgrace.
You can’t have a sob non story without a dark keys
Standards are obviously slipping.
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A complete non-story is always worthy of telling by the BBC if it’s about ethnic, lezzas or other assorted abnormals & weirdos.
Just like the bollocks about the ‘spectacular’ solar eclipse. Fuck me, it’s not that special, just another celestial event & on average there’s one every 18 months. Still, it’s better than highlighting how many stabbing rapists arrive on a daily basis. Cunts.
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I wait with bated breath for the A level results wankfest.
That seems to be a dark key and park key only affair, according to the BBC.
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The tone of the coverage by the BBC of the eclipse was a bit embarrassing Stainy, acting as if it was some kind of spiritual event. It was well understood centuries ago and it’s timing is predicted to the second. I bet the blonde air-head presenter would be amazed to learn that Eratosthenes knew the circumference of the Earth and the angle of it’s axial tilt before 200 BC.
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arfur, we are talking about an organisation, which, in its “live” coverage of this celestial interlude, showed Britain’s population gazing spellbound into the sky; the typical cross section of the UK as depicted in their accompanying photo consisted, I kid you not, of three ragheads and a creeper swinger.
So it’s little wonder they’re back to viewing the eclipse as some kind of angry message from God. That’s pretty sophisticated by the standards of the audience they appear to be addressing.
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A level results day again, interviews and pictures of all our foreign cousins wetting themselves over their achievements not a local in sight
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All lesbians live next to tips.
not sure if its a bylaw or if the aroma of rubbish turns them on.
Maybe dont move next to a tip if you dont like the smell,
and Somalian families would love a big jar of dead flies!
They eat them watching TV like a normal English family would a tin of Cadbury Roses.
Some people are never happy,
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I’m inclined to think that some of the pong is coming from one of the ‘ladies’ in the picture…ahem err the rather large one and the flies in the container are from her personal collection, perhaps the neighbours will be relieved if they move again 😩…’have you found the pong has diminished ethel’…..’aye,that smelly fucker has moved’ …fly me to the tip,and let me wallow in the pong’🎶
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” I’m trapped in a cesspool of a village ”
Did she buy it sight unseen?
Like Art, my jar of fucks given is empty and my sympathy chip got fried by the solar activity yesterday.
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sandi Toksvig lives next to a tip and loves it!
As does the repulsive Miriam Gargoyles.
although she’s had legal warnings from the tip about the smell from her house.
Telling yer, lefties love the tip.
go there as a date when they first meet.
I used to run a small business,
day tours in a mini bus for the LGBT community.
Wednesday was Fishsupper day.
id take them first to the barbers for boys haircuts then id ask
” so, where too?
we can go Alton Towers, Matlock Bath or Marple tip?”
THE TIP!!! they all cheer.
they’d all be very excited.
then id stop at a chippy on the way home.
pudding chips peas n gravy for me and 12 fishcakes for the girls.
id have to mop out the back of the bus that’d be dripping in fanny batter, crumbs and bits of hair.
Thursday was for the puffs just took them a musical or showing of wizard of oz.
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I feel sorry for the poor sods that have lived there for years and have had to put up with this ever increasing fuck pit as it’s grown in size and smell.
Have zero sympathy for incomers like these two. Surely when viewing the property they would have noticed 10 million tons of festering shit piled higher than their intended home. Did they not commission a search, the result of which would have been, property next to a festering landfill site, flies of every shape and size, foul stench, heavy machinery and fuck off big trucks. To smelly for illegals..
I do not get people anymore so many seem “damaged” in some way
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My thoughts are in similar vein BB, when I see folks on television who live next door to Heathrow complaining about the noise. I wonder how many of them lived there before the airport opened? Or perhaps they thought aviation would go out of fashion? It amuses me when they talk of the “village” where they live as if it were a smarter version of Ambridge. Most of the estates round Heathrow would be improved by use of a wrecking ball and a bulldozer.
Why do they have a problem with the noise anyway? Nothing like the sound of four big jet engines going full chat as the lift 400 tons into the sky. Up there with Wagner’s best.
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Growing up in Bradford Manchester, we had a slaughterhouse nearby called Dean & Woods and you can imagine the smells from there, depending on which way the wind was blowing. A gang of us would raise a few bob, taking neighbours dead animals to the place. I still find it amusing to this day, loaded with a pram of animals and on arrival the owner throwing them down a corridor with each one bouncing along it towards the furnace.
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I would find it obvious that the people living there should be moved to the luxury built housing for the illegals and the boat loads of riff-raff to be extra landfill. Let’s get cracking lads.
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