No shit, Sherlock!
Here’s a headline from BBC News that is either stunning in it’s naivety, or a fine example of how things are being dumbed down further and further on a daily basis .
Really, criminal gangs responsible for illegal dumping? There’s me thinking that it was all down to the vast army of DIY home improvers out there.
Who writes these headlines? Is it the night editors daughter, on work experience?
Unfortunately, this kind of thing is not only confined to the BBC news, some headlines I’ve seen recently, particularly by the Daily Suppress, are just as bad, or even worse.
There was one recently that read something like ” Burnham to close residents allotments ” , with the crowning of the new King looking fair to take place shortly, the implication was that Andy Burnham intends to take away the places we keep our whippets and pigeons.
Not so, it was referring to some place called Burnham on Sea.
It’s shabby, shoddy, lazy and downright deceitful. Do better!
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
Just a typical example of local authorities being utterly toothless when it comes to large-scale fly-tipping.
They’ll pursue an individual to ends of the earth if a black bag is split open by a fox and an addressed envelope spills out but they’re impotent when it comes to organised ne-er-do-wells like pıkıes.
Same with HMRC.
We’re being goverened by useless cowardly traitors at every level of officialdom.
At least it was Bradford in the BBC report though; a place already utterly ruined by ‘those’ lot.
Good morning to one and all.
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I like to be patronised by the media.
it shows their disdain for working class types who didn’t go to University.
” you didn’t know what you were voting for.
ill explain it then let’s try again”
” no, immigrants boost the economy,
you’d like a thriving economy wouldn’t you?”
just spit in my face and tell me it’s raining.
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I like this one Mis;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LWIM6k1jb94&pp=ygUOZXUgZmFyYWdlIHNub2I%3D
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Fair point about local councils, Thomas. Fucking useless at almost anything, but just try not paying your Council Tax on time & see how quick the cunts are breathing down your neck. Fucking fat cat, wannabe politicians scrounging out of the public purse. Twats.
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The expression “to dumb down” implies that the journalist knows better but couches his report in simple terms for the inerudite audience. I think the evidence is that often it is the journalist who is thick as pig shit.
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Journalist? I doubt it; all deserving of such title have long gone.
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Some people reckon ulrika johnsson’s ‘open letter’ to katie price to sort out her love life, via her(johnson’s) tabloid journalism position (godcunt help us all!) a few years back was the last great moment IN journalism.
Like Frost vs. Nixon in journalistic quality some say ; but with a much bigger Twitter backlash, I believe. The several followup ‘open letter to katie price’ articles pursued by ms. johnsson following it’s success were of diminishing quality & with a steady but declining number of rage tweets in response from ms.price & her loyal fanbase , if memory serves.
An original issue of the sun or the star or whichever pays ms.johnsson FOR such shit (thus technically making the cunt a journalist) in which the original piece ran could probably fetch a Sudanese penny at auction.
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Correction: Pikeys responsible for surge in illegal waste.
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I have read about how rubbish is cleared in the UK, and the Environmental Agencies along with the councils only have themselves to blame.
What cunt decided that in order to recycle waste, every household should have 3, 4 or even more plastic wheelie bins that can’t be recycled?
Fucking hundreds of millions of bins that crack and break and then have to be dumped somewhere before being replaced.
Household rubbish being collected once every three weeks in some areas.
How the fuck is that supposed to work?
With the warm weather that you are having, the streets must stink more than normal.
They employ jobsworths to sift through rubbish to find out who might have dumped it.
Here’s an idea.
Employ the same people to not sift through it and simply take it away.
Employ more rubbish collectors.
Make people work for their benefits by sending them out in vans and lorries to look for and pick up any dumped rubbish.
After all, a couple of thousand tons of crap doesn’t appear in a field overnight.
It takes months, perhaps even years to accumulate, so why let it get that bad?
And allow people to use council dumps free of charge whenever needed.
The authorities have turned the simple act of disposing of rubbish into some sort of science, which doesn’t work.
Thet are the ones who have created the ‘criminal’ dumpers.
The cunts.
Good morning.
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I totally get flytipping.
i dont like it,
but understand it.
A elderly relative dies after a long illness.
it’s fallen to you to clear out auntie Ethels bungalow.
you borrow a van , load it, go the tip.
at the tip the bin nazi says
” what’s in the back?
do you have a waste carriers licence?
your breaking the law!
can’t tip here”
Van full of shite
an you have to return it tomorrow.
You could hire a van from a rental company.
big deposit.
you go the tip.
” told you you need a waste carriers licence!
and your in a business vehicle.
it’s signwritten.
we dont take trade waste.
you’ll have to go a tip that takes trade waste.”
If you hire a waste collection firm and they charge £700, they still might flytip it.
I’d be tempted to chuck it all in some field myself.
or better yet a councillors lawn.
it’s all down to greed and ineptitude.
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100% this. They have big ideas about recycling & waste management, then tie themselves, & us, up in knots with a bunch of stupid fucking rules that make it more simple to throw the fucking fridge in a ditch.
Fly tipping is the natural result of local councils being fucking useless.
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It would take a very long post to list all of the reasons why I fucked off from England.
The sign put up in the local swimming baths saying that certain days and times were for Asian women only.
The newspaper adverts for council jobs that said that only black and Asians should apply.
The line of Pákí women in full burkas passing my house twice a day to take their smelly kids to and from the local primary school.
The fucking Yellow Pages directory that was delivered to my doorstep which listed only black and Asian businesses.
I could go on……….
They moved a Pákí family into the house almost opposite mine.
A particularly nasty, smelly family.
One night I watched the husband drag an old mattress along the road from his house and dump it on the corner of the street.
I went out and grabbed him before he got home.
I made him go back and get the stinking mattress and I told him to ring the council if he wanted it taking away.
I also told him that if he tried to dump it again, I would set fire to it and shove it through his front window.
He then started to get stroppy with me so I punched the cunt.
I caught him well, straight in his ugly face and he went clean over his own front wall.
I suppose that is also illegal now.
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Eeuurrgghh…your poor knuckle, TAC…did you have to spray the heroic knuckle with surgical spirit to ensure that there was no pakı rash on there?
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I think a knighthood and a nice cushy seat in the Lords is in order.
You could pop over just to collect the weekly fee.
Bravo sir.
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£371 for showing my face in the House of Lords for one day a week?
Sitting on a stinking Ryanair jet for 3 hours.
Queueing up at UK immigration (I only have a Spanish passport), and being quizzed about why I am there by a cunt in a turban.
Travelling through the shit hole which is London.
If I was offered 10 times as much then I would think about it………….
I have just thought about it.
Still not enough.
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I haven’t watched tv news or live tv for that matter since the 90’s.
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That’s also me to a T, Jack. Why make yourself miserable if you can help it.
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Tards
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I must say it’s most unfair to blame the pikeys for all this mess.
I’d always assume it to be the work of pakis.
But yes indeed,the standard of “journalism” has completely collapsed,every article is written as though describing events to someone quite unfamiliar with Britain and also the English language..
A newly arrived foreigner perhaps.
Perfect.
Oven.
Good morning.
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I go to utube for all I want to know, everything there in one block, which tells you all in one single frame, telling each to fuck off if I’m interested or not. At least you get the truth.
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What’s fucking hilarious is how the BB-fucking-C think they have to insert little sections that ‘explain’ aspects of the main story:
‘Why is the Strait of Hormuz important’
‘What was The Great War’
It’s fucking pathetic & an indictment on the education system. The irony of it is that cunts who need these explanations are fucking airheads who aren’t going to read it anyway.
With the current weather, I’m waiting for one that reads ‘Why water is important’
Dumb cunts.
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Lest we forger – filthy sink estate slut Angie gave the go ahead for this (sale of allotments) about a year ago. It is okay because darquies don’t like growing their own produce – or doing anything at all (other than loot and eat chiggun) for that matter. So it is inclusive, innit.
Councils are just following the marxist line ie removing the means of production from the workers (some cock up in interpretations of the big. old, bearded joo’s message here I think). Soon all council’s will be Liebour controlled under the new Gerrymandering Act. This will bring UK elections in line with those held in Zimbabwe and Somalia.
Good morning, everyone.
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