Jamie fucking Oliver (17)

 

Another timely cunting for uber-celebrity-cunt Jamie fucking Oliver, mockney wanker and hypocrite rolled into one.
The fat tongues mong, arch remained and exponent of “Reffoooojeeeeezz Welcome” is now upping security in his Essex home to protect his family from….. yep, you guessed it, the Reffoooojeeeeezz in a nearby Reffoooojeeeeezz reception area.
This is the cunt who lectures us on “being kind” and how nasty British workers are, presumably because they get the measure of the smug cunt once they try working for him.

Here is the link from the Daily Express.

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Not only is Oliver a cunt for his utter hypocrisy, but also for the fucking SUGAR TAX that has poisoned virtually every fucking soft drink with disgusting foul-tasting toxic fucking sweeteners, this is the man who peddles flavour amidst lashings of sugar, carbohydrates and fat, whilst the fucking “sweeteners” in the damned drinks blunt and distort our sense of taste.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: Jamie Oliver is guilty of being a virtue-signalling, smug, EU-fellating and singularly annoying cunt. All he needs now is a palestine flag and an Arafat gen’o’cide tea towel around his neck to complete the set.
I am pushing for the maximum penalty of being buried up to the neck on the sewage enriched Thames outflow at low tide.
An utter cunt, and a celebrity-cunt-in-chef deserving of a rich dose of karma, to boot.

I rest my case.

I need to have a lie down in a darkened room. The very thought, let alone the sight of that fat-tongued wanker gives me a headache.

Nominated by Sheikh_Anvakh.

31 thoughts on “Jamie fucking Oliver (17)

  1. He got turkey twizlers taken off school menus.

    I am reliably informed by a work colleague that turkey twizlers at Friday lunchtime was all he had to look forward to and the fat tongued cockney twat got them taken away.

    There is a whole generation of very angry people out there that to see him come to serious harm.

    If the illegals don’t get him first.

    • Modern Britain seems to have no long term plan but relies on undereducated, non elected, ill informed non entities – Oliver, Rashford etc deciding what path the country takes.

    • wotcha,
      plenty of gozz in the wocket salad,
      an cough a big greeny in the pasta.

      smashed it.
      pucker.
      season wiv spittle an finish wiv a hint of drool.

  2. I can’t stand the name Jamie. The cunt who cooks was officially christened James. The smarmy name must’ve been changed by himself. Thus, reassuring he’s a cunt unto yours truly. Cunt !

    • I reckon you’re right, Sammy.
      Same as that fat ugly cunt Vardy/Lardy, once described on these revered pages as ‘anvil faced’.
      Re-fucking-bekah my arse.
      A pound to a pinch of anything cooked by the fat lisping twat Oliver that her birth certificate reads ‘Rebecca’.
      Thinking about it, his surname might not really be Oliver. He may have hijacked it believing that it would compel diners to ask for more in his overpriced cafés.

    • As far as I’m concerned, Jamie is the female equivalent of James. Oliver, like a lot of these so-called personalities, needs to remember he doesn’t live in the real world & as in this case, when reality bites, all the fucking wokey bullshit that they preach to us mere mortals goes out of the window.
      Welcome to the smell of shit, Jamie, you cunt.

  3. The whale-tongued wanker has more than enough space to accommodate several “refoogees” at his Essex mansion.

    He could even let some of the hursuit monkeys have a little go on “Jools” for some ciggie cash.

    Plutonium grade dickhead.

  4. you’d think Jamie would be thrilled to have illegal immigrants as neighbours?

    iqbal from Afghanistan marrying Jamie’s youngest poppyseed,
    bet he could give Jamie some recipes for authentic sheepskin eyeball stew?

    and Jamie’s son Riverrocket could learn to stem a dagger wound with his designer jumper.

    This is very disappointing.
    A racist bleeding cook.
    disgraceful.

  5. The number one priority for the next Government must be to declare a State of Emergency, identify all ‘refugees welcome’ idiots from their social media posts of the last 5 years, and requisition their properties to house illegal immigrants.
    Then take control of the Glastonbury site with its excellent security and capacity of 200,000, and turn it into a concentration camp to house said immigrant lovers.

    • Agreed: and, once they’re all locked, in subject them every day to full volume recordings of the perennial arsehole St. Bob Geldof.
      If they must be fed, it should be only with the slops and leftovers from Oliver’s cafés.

  6. Actually I have a lot to thank James Oliver for.

    Some years ago in a mindless act of boredom I typed ‘Jamie Oliver is a cunt’ on my keyboard.

    And guess what site popped up.

  7. I’ve never tried one of Jamie’s recipes.
    not because I think he’s a absolute cunt,
    but because it’s foreign shite mainly.

    And because he’s unhygienic.

    i get the feeling he itches his little knackers in the hot kitchen and doesn’t wash his hands.

    if forced to go one of his overpriced restaurants I’d loudly shout

    ” hey!! there’s a pube in my soup!”

    an there would be
    because I’d drop it in there to get out of paying £45 for fuckin soup that I can get for free at the homeless hostel with a round of bread and butter.

  8. I bet he wouldn’t be averse to employing illegals in his newly revived Italian restaurants if he could.
    He could pay less than minimum wage and avoid paying redundancy money when the inevitable happens by pretending he’s never seen them before in his life.
    So long as they don’t live anywhere near him.
    Pukka!

    • Talking of celeb chef shithouses. I see uber cunt Gordon ‘I used to play for Rangers’ Ramsey is advertising Uber Eats.
      After years of extolling the virtues of cooking to the little people, he’s now telling everyone not to bother and get a takeaway delivered instead.
      What a sellout.
      What a cunt.

  9. Is harry kane a relation? 👅..just asking 😩…ith cuming wome 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
    Gweat gool arry av a pukka pie on mwee…cheers jammy illth shware it wiv heer tucshel 🇩🇪

    • Well, they are both from Essex, Gerald, so there’s a bloody good chance.
      It’s basically Norfolk, but more urbanised.

  10. Regardless of this so called nonentity food fucker upper, what is the reason behind these migrant camps. Are they prisoners, or are they allowed to go as they please. What is the logic behind this fucking stupid idea ?

    • They’ll be free to come and go as they please, apparently.
      It’s all a smokescreen to hide the true costs from the public.
      Contracts with hoteliers costing millions per day can be viewed by everyone, but once they are on MoD land, everything can be hidden by the excuse of security.
      The problem being, is that once you move shit to the countryside, you encounter the rich and possibly famous, and they don’t fucking like it.

  11. I looked up Jim who fucks up food, who doesn’t have awards and the sweary one who wins awards for food. Naturally you go for the latter and the other who is troubled by migrants, let them eat his shit. Why doesn’t he put poison in his shitty food and kill two birds.

  12. Jamie fucking Oliver used to be my top cunt until he was surpassed by Owen ‘tougher than I look’ Jones.

    Jamie Oliver restaurant chain was a fucking disaster and I am pleased to see the woke cunt is getting a bit of karma with the invading channel cunts living next door, oh wouldn’t it be a headline if Petal Blossom had her petals picked by an Afghan goat shagger 😂

  13. OT, but I see Cooper has been on TV accusing Farage of pulling a stunt, which is probably correct, but let’s not kid ourselves Pixie, your cunt of a party pulled a magnificent stunt to foist Our Father Who Art A Scouser on the people.
    Not only was it a political stunt, it was undemocratic, which is about standard for the Labour Party. So button your fucking lip.

  14. Go to any supermarket, the regular drinks shelves are depleted but the zero sugar drinks shelves are more or less full. Not many people want the shit.

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