Carol Vorderman is a woke mostly plastic cunt who appears to not like the idea of a good rimming for political reasons.
2 times rear of the year winner Vorderman is demanding a apology for comments made in 2021 (making her 60 at the time) by a chap who is now a reform councillor who simply agreed with someome stating their desire to tongue punch Vordermans fart box.
(not verbatim)
No mention of demanding an apology from the person who actually made the comment, just an apology for agreeing.
I’d have thought most 60 year old woman would be thrilled to have someone so eager with their tongue, seeing it as a high compliment even.
Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.
Let’s be honest she is a sex doll, that can work out how big a tip to leave after your meal..
Who has changed her political alliances more times than she has been spit roasted.
Boris ignored her, Rodney only likes being bummed, so on to the titnotist dave.
And the green party are plummeting faster than a gay off a car park roof..
So only fans is her last hope..
Maybe she can chain herself to a radiator and we can watch her melt.
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she just a old calculator with big tit’s.
fuck off you old bag
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He’d like to tongue a bumhole gets more traffic than the M1?
Kenyon should apologise for his disgusting taste in women.
I’d sooner stick my tongue in a wasp’s nest than anywhere near that plasticised filthbox.
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Correction
‘…bumhole that gets….’
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It’s obvious that when she went along to her over worked plastic surgeon that she specified she wanted an unremarkable arse which nobody would want to stick their tongue into.
So you can’t blame her for being upset.
The article says that Robert Kenyon was not a politician at the time and therefore lacked a politician’s finesse.
That’s obvious.
If he was determined to get himself elected he would have written posts about wanting to lick a geezer’s arse.
He would have immediately been given a safe seat for The Green Party.
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she’s a disgrace.
why can’t she act normal,
be like other elderly ladies,
drag a tartan shopping trolley around,
moan about the cold,
play bingo, and live in a bungalow?
This attention seeking , plastic surgery addict
constantly posts pictures of herself,
lectures people on politics
and inflates her arse to look like a bouncy castle.
why don’t you just fuck off Carole?
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Being a philogynist, I think Carol should have questioned whether kenyon was a poofter if he likes sniffing arses.
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“The Independent found that Kenyon had posted that women can’t “ref, drive or give directions”, that women presenting rugby games on TV “aren’t up to the job and only there to tick a box”.
Mmm. Seems like a proper chap to me.
I don’t know what all the fuss is about.
Maybe Vorderslag has still got the hump from being dumped by Des Kelly after he’d had enough of being paraded around by her on tv game shows and in lifestyle magazines.
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Can I have consonant please Carol? C
And a vowel please.. U
Another consonant… N
And another consonant please.. T
Thanks.
Your time starts….. Now
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At least you can have a decent conversation with Carol whilst you’ve got your cock inside her.
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Oh yes, Sammy.
She’d probably complain that the ceiling needs painting and then organise a trip to B&Q for the following day whilst you’re hammering away at her bucket fanny.
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I think with a little bit more surgery, oor Carol could be turned into the perfect woman.
My suggestion would be:
– the body of Anna Kendrick
– the face of Dua Lipa
– the brain of Sasha Johnson (current condition)
A dramatic improvement in every dept – get on the phone to the doc Carol!
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Good ol’ carol, absolutely fantastic with figures except her own 😩…what a bummer
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Let’s not fuck about.
She’s got about as much right to complain about being objectified as Katie Price.
She absolutely revelled in the sex object tag and threw a fortune at trying to defy the ageing process, whilst ensuring that every relationship she was in had the potential to prolong her career and her image as a bit of a goer.
Personally, I wouldn’t want to shove my tongue up her jacksie, even if it was lubricated with marmite.
Although I’d be happy to oblige with a red hot poker.
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That right Herman,
Carol got her big break on Countdown as the mousey shy assistant of Richard Whitely.
some bloke makes a casual remark that she’s attractive,
triggers her into looking like a Katie price that can do sums, and add up.
Funny thing,
it took the death of affable geek Whitely to put Carol in the limelight.
Now I’m not making any allegations that I couldn’t prove ,and get sued for,
but Whitelys mysterious death should be looked into.
A autopsy, maybe look into those who’d benefit from his death?
maybe they’d find he’d been strangled with a hair extension?
or choked on a tit implant?
But the ghost of Richard still screams for justice in the TV studios.
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Dunno if anybody seen Question Time (awful fucking show I know) when it was the Makerfield election special.
I had the misfortune of sitting through it and it was terrible
The BBC basically crammed the audience full of mithering dried up feminists and Labour voters who were sat violently shaking their heads and scowling every time Kenyon spoke.
Over a joke from 5 years ago 😂
All this while Captain Scarlet was sat there smug as fuck across from Kenyon knowing he was getting voted in by these daft cunts
Because Captain Scarlet wouldn’t condone anything misogynistic would he ? Like Parking Stanley rape gangs on his doorstep.
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Great idea for TV show.
justice from beyond the grave.
yvette Feilding and her ghost hunting team with that scouse medium hold a seance with a oujia board and ask Richard who was responsible for his tragic murder.
C….the glass skips across the board
A..
R…
cupboards start to fly open and shut,
the temperature drops
and a pointing ectoplasmic Spectre of Richard appears…
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And let’s not forget her history of plugging unethical financial products to the elderly and confused. Vile bag – put her in the oven, setting maximum meltdown.
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If only women could find out beforehand if they are about to bring a misogynist into the world, they would abort them without a second thought. It would allow philogynist like myself with more women to choose from.
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Carol has five male ‘special friends’.
Call me old fashioned, but in my day she was what was known as a prostitute.
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That Countdown 6 numbers thing is a party trick involving factorisation done relatively quickly. It is NOT a big deal. And when a particularly gnarly one was solved by a contestant, you can see her squirm and outright struggle on the YT video of same as he explains his clearly superior skills. to the faltering cunt.
Then, about 10 years ago, the bug-eyed past-it background-noise ‘5 guys’ whore was on a ‘celebrity’ The Chase. During the 4 ‘celebs’ answering together bit at the end, the frankly simpleton-level question was asked : ‘What is 500 divided by 4?”
Pathetic thing #1, .. tbe other 3 all turned and looked at cuntface, above aimply because it was number based … and , worse, #2 .. the sozzled looking cunt choked on it, either taking several seconds to blurt out the answer, or not actually getting there at all. I forget, particularly, except for the fact it made me think the ugly cunt was on the sauce.
Also, personally, she was my first …. gateway to ISAC, . when I typed in to the google that she is a cunt, after I saw her selling her numbers party-trick association to a pensioner-swindling reverse mortgage company.
Lastly, I hate those broad ‘what we’re all thinking’ types of declarations. I find myself rarely, if ever in agreement with the types of cunts that MAKE such cliched statements.
I wouldn’t have that bluffing hag within several yards of me.
There. I think that covers me for this one.
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Here. Said numbers clip. She was even worse than I remembered … once the guy started telling his method, it should have clicked with a decent numbers person how he was going about it …. it clearly didn’t for her, tthough.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pfa3MHLLSWI&pp=ygUXY291bnRkb3duIGNyYXp5IG51bWJlcnM%3D
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She is definitely a socialist cunt of magnitude, however, I confess to being drawn to the idea of spanking on her plastic tits.
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https://youtu.be/GtVPD0LAE6w?is=PkPFw5z2loBknQG1
Mary loves dick.
she does doh dunt she doh?
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😂😂😂
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Here is another example of a politician saying what everyone is thinking.
After French footballer Mbappé refused to shake hands with the Paraguay goalkeeper after their match, Paraguay senator Celeste Amarilla said…
“Mbappé is so dumb he didn’t even learn how to write; instead of mother’s milk he was sucking coconuts, and the most educated things he’s ever heard were chimpanzees”.
She continued….
“Cameroonian, colonised, pretending hard to be French, bitter, nouveau riche, arrogant and ugly.”
And rounded off with……
“The only thing many of us are complaining about with Albirroja (the nickname for her country’s team) is not having given him a slap across the face after the match ended.”
Excellent!
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I have to laugh. If the mothers found out what their sons are saying about females, there would be hell to pay.
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Vorderman is the thinking man’s Katie Price.
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If you misogynist started sucking up to women, they might start sucking down to you.
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