Apparently it’s quite fashionable to ingest frog poison as part of a “cleansing ceremony”..
Sometimes this is lethal.
“WELLNESS coach is feared to have died after trying a drug made from the poisonous skin of an Amazonian tree frog.
Kristian Trend, 40, is reported to have taken the drug known as Kambo in a “cleansing” ceremony before collapsing in his flat last month.”
Oh dear.
It seems going for a walk in the cuntryside and drinking some water isn’t quite enough for some people.
No doubt it’ll be available on Our NHS soon.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
The silly cunt has definitely started a trend.
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Looks like the Kambo got him before the Monkeypox did.
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Looking at him, are we sure it wasn’t the aids that done him in..
Forget kambo, on British streets these days you are more likely to be cleansed by sàmbo.
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Should have gone for DMT instead.
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Indeed Odin and good morning.
Funnily enough, having done it once, I’ve never felt the urge to do it again.
How about yourself?
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Good morning Thomas. Good morning all.
I found it as terrifying as it is all expanding.
Not really inclined to do it again either.
I’ll stick with the traditional organics that don’t involve being catapulted into the 4th dimension.
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Fuck’s sake.
Is that how stupid people are?
How to detoxify yourself…..
First, ingest something toxic.
Next, shit and vomit it out.
Dysentery will detox anyone.
Good morning.
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Let’s look on the bright side Artful …
At least he’s contributed to cleaning up the human gene pool !!
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It gets even funnier. A wellness coach dies due to a frog in the throat.
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This could wipe out France!!!
fingers crossed….
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Stupid whippersnapper. Even my sons in their fifties will be laughing their bollocks off at this.
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If you wanted to die,
tripping your tit’s off in a jungle with severe stomach cramps, shitting my pants,
and my airways swelling shut,
isn’t at the top of the list.
This is bollocks for gullible hippy cunts.
if you’re going to do it start out slow.
try tadpoles first.
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Kambo can be used to cure everything.
Except stupidity.
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Getting my coat ready….his obituary should read ‘kristians croaked it’….. 😩
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Stay a few more minutes, Gelderd-ender, it made me laugh.
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In the link one photo shows him in a white coat in some kind of warehouse or store. In the background is a man similarly attired who appears to be having a wank, a much more sensible pastime.
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I avoid links because of the stupid yanks and their biscuits. I used an old iPad that avoids this stupidity, but doesn’t print the images. Thanks for letting me in on it, arfurbrain.
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probably the storage bay of the petshop?
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He went on the third ribbit.
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How green can one be.
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When it comes to cleansing I use coal tar soap.
Krispy should of tried that instead of foreign frog spit.
He seems the sort of sucker you could get to try anything?
dogshit butties cure a cold
want your bread buttered Kristian?
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I saw a video of a bunch of these western, health fitness obsessed cunts vomiting and moaning whilst prone on the ground in some Amazonian village after ingesting this shit. Last time I looked like that was after 12 pints, but I had fun doing it. These people are cunts.
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I’d duck out soon as they said ‘amazonian’
No thanks.
I don’t eat foreign shite.
especially kermit snot off some fuckin after witchdoctor.
dirty fuckers
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aztec not after
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Morning Mis, all.
You really must find out how to switch off the spell check and the predictive text Mis, it’ll make you look like an idiot.
Or an American.
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….or Lammy.
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Mornin Arfur,
yeah, it’s a pain in the arse predictive text.
Gonna try and turn it off,
sick of arguing with it.
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Never fancied being a cannibal, Mis ? Just think, one day you could be on a flight and the plane crashes and you survive, but to avoid starvation, you would have to eat one of the dead passengers. Would you eat a person you got friendly with, or the annoying cunt who wouldn’t shut up, when you were trying to have a kip. What a dilemma.
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in all honesty Sammy i think I’d take to Cannibalism quiet quickly.
I’m a big lad with a appetite,
say we crashed at 9am?
by 5.30pm someone would be cooking over the fire.
couldn’t eat a sooty or paki,
make me poorly obviously,
but wouldn’t want to share with them either.
probably stun them with a rock and roll them into deep water.
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Neither would I eat a darkle, but have you noticed when they are roasted on an open fire with a tyre round their necks for comfort, how white the skin goes with the peeling of the black flesh.
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ps
on the flight before we crashed I’d of already picked out who I’d eat first Sammy.
probably some fat yank.
soon as we crashed I’d of gone full Lord of the Flies.
yank ” is everybody ok?
jeez that was…💥💥☠️bang!!
hit him from behind with a rock.
he’d have a apple in his gob and be sizzling over the fire before you could blink.
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They must be hidden at birth and later sprayed up against the wall. Which caters for the palms of their hands and soles of the feet being white.
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Good idea for the apple in the gob, the fucking yanks would never shut up yapping until they are definitely dead.
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Darwinian selection triumphs once again.
Although it’s nice to see South America popular in the news,this silly cunt and lass who went bungee jumping with no bungee.
Those crazy kids!
Fuck them.
Good morning.
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That’s a strange dituation eh, UT?
How did that bird not know there was no bungee apparatus strapped to her lower legs?
Was she some sort of flıd?
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Mrs Twatt’s day out, so I’m on dinner duty.
I’m going to cook something special for this evening, but I can’t decide between deadly nightshade, hemlock or death cap mushrooms.
Btw it’s cold and wet here. What happened to all the lovely global warming that cunt Milimental promised me?
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Good morning all.
You can see Kristian’s mum, Ange, had passed her mental agility down to her son, given what she announced after his death.
What a daft pair of brain donors. Kristian should have stuck to his favourite fisting pastime.
The daft wellbeing cunt.
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Must’ve got the idea once in pantomime, when turning from a prince into a frog.
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Kristine beat cancer only to poison himself with aztec toad phlegm.
what a div.
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So.
Burn yourself then open the blister created.
Then apply a toxic substance to the wound.
And this is supposed to be a cleansing?
The only cleansing going on here is the world being cleansed of idiots.
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Net gain of 212,000 new cunts on the planet every day.
At this point, 90+ percent of them are destined to be as stupid as this cunt and his like (internet-raised or born to internet-raised).
The cunt’s’d want to step it up (the self deleting) some bit, but I’m sure they will.
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This wellness gig is a scam for cunts with too much money and not enough common sense. If you had some prick like Brooklyn Beckham promoting a pore exfoliating bear shit face pack, people would buy it. You’d probably get bear-raped or shot by a trophy hunter, but think of your glowing skin!
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