are total cunts.
“Married At First Sight” is one of the latest excretions of reality TV ordure to befoul our sensibilities, the premise of which is a man and a woman who have never met before encounter each other for the first time at the altar and immediately get married. Let’s not even get in to the sheer moronic idiocy of the concept, but let’s address the motives of the participants submitting themselves to this spectacle; in particular the women.
These smooching, botoxed, social media socialites are doing this for one reason; fame. They fantasise about having their faces plastered across millions of tv screens, the foundation for launching a multi-million pound social media career as “an influencer”.
But they don’t evaluate the risks of the method by which they plan to achieve this end. What is “MAFS” really about? It’s
not some gaslighting bullshit about love and romance is it. It’s about shagging. The men aren’t participating because they’ve got some fluffy notion they’re going to meet their soulmate and life partner. They fancy boning one of the inevitably trim pert pretty young fillies that the casting director will have chosen to glamourise this circus.
And so it is revealed that several of the female contestants are now claiming they were raped. When reading their accounts, we learn that on meeting a strange man for the first time they get hitched to him and immediately jump in the sack; a forced actualisation of the tradition of consummation. Now it turns out that sometimes hubby decides he’s giving her one whether she likes it or not, because, surprise surprise, that’s what he came here for. And yet the ladies are surprised to learn that the men who’ve volunteered for this sham are sexual predators.
I am the father of a daughter and do not endorse women being sexually assaulted nor excuse the actions of the men in this case. But I have to ask the question; how far were these silly tarts willing to go in order to be famous, and have they considered the alternative path of attaining status and distinction through the old fashioned method of hard work and achievement?
Nominated by Balsamic Dave.
The irony of the BBC reporting on this…they probably couldn’t comprehend that one party wasn’t significantly underage.
Hopefully every contestant on this show, plus Love Island and other such nonsense designed to entertain the low IQ common sort, manages to contract some sort of virulent STD that kills not only them and all the crew and TV executives, but also somehow bursts out of the screen and infects every retard watching this shite. It can only improve the gene pool.
I bang on about darkıes too much I know, but these sorts of indigenous people are bringing the side down too. We ought to be better than this, having invented everything worthwhile and having conquered most of the world and we’re reduced to pushing slop for morons.
A very good morning to one and all.
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Slop for morons sums it up precisely Tom, no big words required. The stuff broadcast now would suggest that millions have lost their fucking minds. Reality shows? Whose reality is this? Along with that other tosh “Naked Attraction” it’s intended to be titillating but to anyone sane is just embarrassing. I can only think the men who go on this programme are deranged rapists and the women are simpletons.
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They would probably get more viewers if they called it ‘Fucked at First Sight’.
Why bother with a marriage?
The guys who go on the telly and get married must be skint.
Nobody in their right mind is going to risk losing any money or property in the inevitable divorce.
It’s a silly concept for a programme, made to appeal to the people who find Gogglebox and The Masked Singer too challenging.
Good morning.
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These are the kind of people you could sell London Bridge to 🙄
Everyone involved is a cunt.
Including those who watch such drivel.
The ladies ended up getting fucked 😲
Who’d have thunk it ?
Good morning 🌞👍
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I have to wonder, what the hell do they think is going to happen once they’ve tied the knot?
Are these people really so simpleminded that they truly believe in fairytale happy ever afters, or are they, as I suspect, cynical hard-boiled slappers who are moaning now because the expected “fame” didn’t materialize?
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What a splendid idea for a telly programme.
Channel 4 needs to develop the franchise further.
To cater for the ever increasing numbers of Snackbarists amongst us, I give you
Raped at first sight
Stabbed at first sight
Blown to smithereens at first sight, and
Beheaded at first sight
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in the old days attention craving shallow wannabes did it traditionally,
By going on Blind Date where bucktoothed ginger scouse twat Our Cilla would encourage you to make complete twats of themselves for the vieeing public.
There was no rushing into rape.
youd have to wait for at least the third date before raping a vaccous permed bint.
Do you take this woman to your lawfully raped wife?
i do Cilla.
you may now rape your wife chuck.
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Think they are all on at least series 4 in Iraq, Syria and Afghanistan.
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Katie Price is probably now a bit old for the current crop of celebrity wannabe cunts but she is the original slapper for our age. Orange, 30% plastic and filler, bankrupt and Harvey dry humping the sofa.
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Morning LL…Katie looks so skeletal and fragile that she has to go on top when giving Harvey his weekly ‘good boy’ reward to stop that mọng dick from going too deep and fracturing her osteoporosis-ridden pelvis.
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Morning Cunt Engine….you must see some bright young women at your place of work and think it a shame that tarts on the telly are something many aspire to.
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Well, it’s automotive engineering, so not really! Not nice-looking ones anyway.
This might give you a chuckle: my upper left middle tooth ith a full crown which came out yethterday and now there’th a fucking great hole and my voithe hath now thtarted lithping like a 1970’th camp telly homothexual!
Hope I don’t thtart minthing too!
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Christ!
Thanks Thomas, my pyjama bottoms will never dry…
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It’s a bit early in the day to be spunking into them, H🥒C…but good work!
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You bastard (for that one)!
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I am not surprised old tart Amanda “brain-dead” Holden never applied.Pop these bints in the fame oven Unkle
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There was some utter tripe on the other night,naked dating I think it was called.It got me thinking though,not a bad idea in printciple.
Saves spending all that time and effort on a few dates,only to find that when you get her in the sack at the end of date three,she has a tattoo on her arse and some metal hanging from her cunt.
I’ll call myself a cab,luv.
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I share your opinion Hugh. Thanks for confirming I’m not alone.
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It must be a coincidence that so many of these “celebrities” end their enthralling careers by killing themselves.
I suppose its easy money while it lasts,with more easy money perhaps for the lady móngs when they belated remember they were rapêd twenty years ago.
Turkey Teeth Oven.
Good morning.
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If only the telly company could’ve filmed the alleged rapes, that’d be some monetizable content, like a pay-per-view boxing event.
Starting with the minger undercard and moving up through the ranks of more attractive birds.
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I believe the header pic is one `Bella Frizza`. Me neither.
Anyway, Bella says “I’m on a mission to help mums break free from anxiety-filled mornings and constant hustle so they can feel excited to jump out of bed again.
I do this by helping you start a beauty and wellness business [on this app here from your phone]. If that sounds like you, comment ‘CREATE’ to apply to work with me”.
I wish her every success in extorting money out of mongs and cretins.
I`d fuck it.
🎂
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Bellend Frazzle.
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I met missus Miserable in a boozer.
A boozer in stockport that was the last place in the UK that a woman was sold at auction( for the history buffs)
i was out with mates, two brothers,
one was so pissed we had to send him home in a taxi,
the other was bladdered too an talkin shite an i got bored.
i saw two women sat talking an fancied missus Miserable,
so went over asked if i could sit down,
bought them a drink an it went from there.
she later said she thought i looked like Shakin Stevens, with my levis denim jacket an dark hair.
Not really the impression i was trying to make but still, it worked.
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smooth as silk,sir.
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See, that’s the traditional way, and apparently considered old-fashioned.
No, these days it’s get naked, paint yourself all over with multi-coloured stripes and hang upside down off a bridge, or something.
Do these people think they’re parakeets, or something?
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Mrs Twatt and I met at a BNP Rally.
It was that swastika she had tattooed on her forehead that first attracted me to her.
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I remember when things were more strict in the sixties and the housing boom started when couples weren’t allowed to live together unless they were married. That was the only time I saw this stupidity happening. My girlfriend and me at the time took the chance by pretending we were married and got away with it due to the council only asked if we were without proof for evidence. Wasn’t interested in finding out what happened to the couples who were forced into it, so long as we were happy.
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These infamous cunts only become noticed due to fucking idiots who think its being clever what they’re doing. Nonentities in my book and let’s leave this stupidity where it could only have started, in hamshankland.
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