Cadburys chocolate

is a cunt.

Once a treat, we all remember the “glass and a half” don’t we.
Well l and older cunters will, because Cadbury can’t make that claim anymore

Even the King can’t endorse the dog chocolate they purvey these days.

He’s withdrawn the Royal Warrant.

Good on you, but you’re still Jug Eared.

Cadbury, as we all know, has been bought out by the Grinch, otherwise known as the company that has turn Mis favourite Ritz crackers into bland pap.

I don’t know what the fucking hell it’s all about, unless it’s a plot to get us all used to a delicious dish of crickets?

bbcnews

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

82 thoughts on “Cadburys chocolate

  1. They are bringing in all the chocolates for free, for you to cook at your leisure, either have them spit roasted, or the old favourite in a pot.

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