is a cunt.
Once a treat, we all remember the “glass and a half” don’t we.
Well l and older cunters will, because Cadbury can’t make that claim anymore
Even the King can’t endorse the dog chocolate they purvey these days.
He’s withdrawn the Royal Warrant.
Good on you, but you’re still Jug Eared.
Cadbury, as we all know, has been bought out by the Grinch, otherwise known as the company that has turn Mis favourite Ritz crackers into bland pap.
I don’t know what the fucking hell it’s all about, unless it’s a plot to get us all used to a delicious dish of crickets?
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
Just when you thought….there’s nothing more to fuck up or go wrong….
Then Mondelez appear on the horizon and have swept up dozens of brands across Europe in no time. What do these brands have in common? Answer: now they’re shite.
They tired moving the Marabou (ace Swedish choco) production from Sweden to Poland. The Unions said Fuck Off and it didn’t happen.
However, the corporate cunts did find a way to change the recipe. Palm oil greasy boke chocolate.
I hope the Russian Army marches on Mondelez chocolate and they all subsequently die of dysentery.
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I used to love Marabou. it was my cure for a Sunday morning hangover when combined with a bottle to Netto own cola that had been left outside overnight.
Add a double dose of Little house on the prairy, a big bifter, a jump on the first missus (Danish) and I would be right as rain to make Sunday lunch.
Have Mondelez fucked about with Tom’s chocolate too? That used to be second best to Marabou.
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We don’t get the Toms in Swedoland. Owned by Anton Berg, so Mondelez have not fucked them….yet.
Netto Cola, been there , nom nom
Cuba Cola is on another level. Liquid sugar, no funky chemicals, it has healing powers – especially with a dash of bargain-basement rum.
The cheaper the Cola the better.
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It’s all about the money!
The Hams don’t care about the end consumer oh no!
Just make sure the psychopaths in charge can pay themselves and the share holder handsomely by massively reducing costs and driving up profits….
Shit Ingredients = shit product!
A tab of Soylent Green anyone?
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They are bringing in all the chocolates for free, for you to cook at your leisure, either have them spit roasted, or the old favourite in a pot.
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And their adverts are bloody stupid.
That goriilla playing the drums to Phil Collins.
What the fuck was that bollocks?
And those revolting doughnt punchers making out that the Creme Egg goo is spunk. Disgusting shit.
And then there was Fat Reg…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WvlhVK1yP8
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I gave up eating Cadbury’s Dairy Milk chocolate when I was diagnosed with diabetes the best part of twenty years ago. I used to love that stuff, and I mean love. And those thick yank twats have gone and fucked it up? Well that’s sacrilege. Isn’t there an American expression, ‘if it ain’t broke don’t fix it’?
Mind you, I remember being in a bar in the States many moons ago and buying a can of Guinness. It tasted like they’d emptied a bag of sugar into it.
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🤣🤣🤣my sides hurt.Tough bollocks.Yanky shite.
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British chocolate used to be so good, now it all tastes bland and is so dry that it feels like you’re sucking on a bone-dry sponge and need to drink a whole pint of water for every gram of chocolate consumed. It’s been years since I’ve had Galaxy but I assume that still tastes good… although probably not.
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Er indoors will not have anything made by Cadbury in the house. When the septics bought it, they had a spokeswoman outside the factiory in Bristol, promising not to close it. A couple of months later they closed it and transferred production to Poland. Cunts.
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If you want real chocolate, a mate of mine in Cornwall hand makes this:
Food of the Gods – Food of the Gods http://www.foodofthegods.org.uk/
It is lush and actually tastes of real chocolate.
Dal is a really nice bloke too
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Sounds nice but out of my price range and no mistake.
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5.95 per item but couldn’t see the weight of them on the website☹️ I like green & blacks organic dark chocolate😋
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There was no weight for the first one, the rest were around 65g.
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Will try some of that.
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More tragic news emerging from the Californian wildfires.
Apparently Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s home HASN’T been consumed by flames with them in it.
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World’s best bar of chocolate fucked up by corporate greed.
Tastes crap now, completely ruined it.
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Big fat arses are now known as ‘Cadburys’ – “An arse and a half”
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