Drum Type Toilet Roll Dispensers

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I think we can agree that over the years, this esteemed site has proved invaluable in allowing cunters to vent their spleen against those persistent, perennial individuals and organisations that blight life in our great nation. You all know the usual suspects; The BBC, shithouse politicians and ‘celebrities’, Peacefuls, tranny loons, scratters and ‘The Guardian’…

But in addition, IsAC is the vehicle to rant against the million and one annoying liitle irritants in life that can also drive you to distraction; tight plastic film packaging, gum on your shoe after some cunt has spat it out, litter, call centres, weeds…

I’m encouraged to add an item to the latter category after my latest encounter with the offender yesterday.The wife and I went for a coffee and some cake, and while in the teashop, it proved necessary for me to retire to the smallest room for a spot of navel gazing.

As is always the case in any café, cinema, store, hospital etc, the loo comes equipped with one of those fucking great cylinder drum type bog roll dispensers bolted to the wall. These infernal things can be a source of real irritation when you just want to clean up and go, and my latest experience was no exception.

You’ll know the score. You reach up for the end of the roll…and it’s not there. So you reach in side the drum to find it, but still can’t. So you roll the paper around, hoping that the end will drop, but gravity or whatever holds it firmly against the paper’s surface. Finally you just grab hold and rip a lump out, but then when more is required, you can’t find the end…

A visit to the loo should be a time for a few minutes’ of calm and reflection, but these infernal drums will make sure that it ain’t so. Occasionally I’ve even found that one of them has been ripped off the wall, presumably by some character whose patience had run out. An eminently practical and sensible solution if you ask me.

WashRoom Hub

Nominated by: Ron Knee

And seconded by: Chuff Chugger

may i second this nom….as i think we have all done the drum juggle. however i do leave nothing to chance… A i always check there is some loo roll in there before starting. B if there is, i always wipe the seat clean of pubes, piss and poo first, and C i ensure the tail of the roll is suitably extracted ready for the first wipe.

its is not just these drum roll holders…even the most basic single roll wall mounted loo roll holder can be incorrectly loads by cunts who don’t grasp the fact the ‘tail’ of the loo roll should be at the outer edge (or front) of the loo roll and NOT against the wall so you have to put your hand around the back of the roll between that at the wall.

this is basic stuff…..yes, wife i am talking about YOU!!!!!!

93 thoughts on “Drum Type Toilet Roll Dispensers”

  1. Don’t normally use the facilities, but in an emergency, the disabled bog is efficient afterwards, when in want of a bidet, by using the wheelchair people’s hand basin.

    • Funny thing, but there’s usually a bog brush in there as well, which can be very handy for rougher-arsed types if the toll’s run out.

  2. Ps
    The Jews have it right.

    Foreskins are fuckin useless.
    Mines like a crisp packet,
    Fuckin accident waiting to happen.

    Might get circumcised?
    Have it as a watch strap.

  3. For some reason it usually happens when you’re taking a piss after a spot of recreation with the lady.

    Dunno why.

  4. I wish it to be known how deeply offended I am by this nomination. How can we even begin to discuss toilet tissue when Putin is invading Ukraine, when thousands are suffering in Gaza, when Houthis are shelling our ships and there’s a Democrat in the White House? We need to reassess our priorities where these matters are concerned, especially when measured against catastrophes which will have a detrimental effect on world order. I’m sure the Palestinians have more to worry about than where they are going to find a usable toilet roll.

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