These useless cunts want to slap a so-called “one off” surcharge of £16 in the bills of all domestic users in order to “protect suppliers falling massively into debt” or perhaps even going bust completely, as we’ve seen with 15 smaller suppliers over the last 2 or 3 years.
OFCUNT has also raised the Price Cap from £1834 to £1928 on a typical duel-fuel household as of 1st January, due to a spike in wholesale fuel prices.
A lot of suppliers (British Gas, Octopus, So Energy, EDF, Scottish Power etc.) are struggling with debts, some of which are due to domestic customers not being able to afford to pay their bills!
Therefore, the brains from OFWANK came up with the idea of this £16 supplement/tax that will affect everyone, including those who can’t pay their bills! There is plenty of government support already for those struggling with their cost of living bills. And there’s also the option of prepayment meters.
Therefore, it begs the question as to why those who do pay their bills on time are being penalised for being prudent?
Perhaps banks and building societies will do the same with mortgages and credit cards – slap a £200 supplement on the good payers to cover the debts from those who can’t!
And who is to say this “one off” surcharge won’t happen again?
OFGEM are total wankers!
Nominated by Technocunt.
Thin end of the wedge; as you point out, what’s the betting this ‘one off’ becomes the norm.
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If I can’t stand the cheats, they can fuck off out of my kitchen.
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It’s a fucking disgrace that we have households struggling with energy costs. We should all be able to keep warm and dry in this shit hole of a country. Greedy bastard energy providers, greedy councils, greedy supermarkets etc etc. every cunt is on the take. Nationalise the lot. Build more nuclear power stations, stop the green bollocks. I despise the country I was once proud of. It’s a soulless dump of a place.
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I wish every cunting household in this country had the bollox to say we are not paying you greedy barstards , all at the same time, I would really love to see that………we are being fucking rinsed every which way THEY can think of, and us mugs just keep going along with it. WHEN will enough be enough………..???
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Talk about the easy option, must have taken many meetings to reach this fucking brilliant idea. So we are paying for the green bollocks, nuclear, unicorn food and now people who can’t pay cos the prices are cuntish.. Crock of shite.
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From fucking us to fisting us till we bleed. We don’t even complain!
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Why are you surprised, car insurance goes up to cover cunts without it.
Taxs go up to pay for lazy fuckers.
The BBC tax goes up to pay for gary Lineker.
Anyway the energy prices are to do with…
Is it still the war in the Ukraine or is it Palestine now, or the Iranian cunts in the red sea?
Greedy cunts are Greedy cunts.
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It seems that since wind generators have appeared everywhere along with solar farms, all in the effort of producing cheaper, cleaner renewable energy, that energy bills have gone through the fucking roof.
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“Privatise the profits,nationalise the debt”..
There’s too much of this soppy shit going on..its a shame successive govts have totally fucked our energy security but there is fucking tons of help available to thise who really struggle to pay,the energy companies even set aside money to wipe debt for the poorest..
Having us bailing out shithouse companies who can’t enforce debt obligation is a slippery slope.
They can fuck off.
OFGEM has presided over disaster after disaster..the standard charge is through the roof already to pay for those cunts being asleep at the wheel when all those mickey mouse suppliers folded..
Hopeless chummy piss poor unaccountable Cunts.
Fully paid up Oven.
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We could pay a supplement to fire up a large oven to put these incompetent arseholes into.
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Another regulator with a revolving door into the same industry, it’s a disgrace and is pure greed.
This is what happens when you sell the nations infrastructure to scummy companies abroad while lining your own pockets.
Fuck them all into a giant tank of liquid shit.
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Heaven forbid that the shareholders should get a smaller dividend, or that senior management should have a reduced ” performance” bonus.
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Our Prime Minister won’t do anything about corporate greed, he and his wife are worth £750 million. Having to pay a surcharge isn’t going to worry him. And he’ll have worked out how many more millions he’ll have by the time he’s voted out of office.
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He’ll be giving you a tax cut that amounts to £16 so that you can vote for him and pay the surcharge.
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It’s hardly worth working such are the taxes we have to pay to compensate the lazy, the cash in hand earners and the Illegals invaders.
Hoo-ee, what a bunch of cunts.
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There’s a difference between ‘suppliers’ and ‘brokers’.
It’s a parallel universe.
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That’s the problem. Suppliers are few but any old twat can become a broker and that’s what the energy companies are.
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Just as an aside…. 10 years ago my rent was £600 pm and utilities were about £50pm. Housing benefit was £300pm. Now Housing Benefit is £400pm. My rent is now £825pm and utilities are £175pm. This is on a fixed income which has barely gone up in 10 years. We are being screwed to the floor whilst they pay £millions every day to house our opposing army in 4* hotels.
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I should also mention that 10 years ago our shopping for a week was about £40. It’s now around £90 and that excludes the cat food we had to buy up to about 3 years ago. The cat is sadly no more, but I really hate this fucking country/planet. The poor are being exterminated.
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The disconnect between the people meant to govern in our best interests and the rest of us grows wider every day.
There is going to be very serious trouble if they keep this shitty panto up.
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Here’s a few names from Ofgem’s management team I found on the interweb…..
Jonathan Brearley Chief Executive. …
Melinda Johnson Chief Operating Officer. …CUNT
Tim Jarvis Director General, Markets. … CUNT
Akshay Kaul Director General, Infrastructure. … CUNT
Neil Lawrence Director of Delivery and Schemes. … CUNT
Neil Kenward Director of Strategy, Economics, Research and Net Zero…. CUNT
What a bunch of vile shitbags!
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Soon ex Ofcunt and working for the companies they used to “regulate” no doubt.
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Where’s Gervais Brooke-Hamster ?
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All of these so called regulators are massive cunts. They never have the consumers best interests at heart.
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When the energy supply was privatised, we were told there would be a regulator to protect consumers.
Where the fuck is it then?
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Nowhere to be seen 😔
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The members of OFGEM are probably somewhere in the Carribbean.
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If Ofgem did their job properly by placing a reasonable cap on energy prices, there wouldn’t be so many cunts unable to heat their homes or pay their bills.
If necessary nationalise North Sea oil and gas – fast track nuclear power – and fuck Net Zero and the green crap.
Maybe hold a referendum to ascertain whether the British people are keen on a return to the Dark Ages?
Instead of forcing it on them by stealth.
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‘Ofgem is rated bad.’
In other stunning developments, grass is green and water makes things wet. More news at 10.
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10 is now 11.
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i did think of that but I’ve always seen it as more of a US thing
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This planet is fucked, the percentage of p@nces to grafters is through the roof.
Good luck dame kier, piss pants biden enjoy your moments in the sun
Those fences and security won’t stop the hoard.
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Line them all against a wall and shot at dawn
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Meanwhile, look at this smug cunt Skidmark…
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-67895246
It’s not complicated, you inbred pilchard: we need fossil fuels to guarantee energy supply because renewables and fairy dust ain’t going to cut it.
Nothing we in Great Britain do will make any difference whatsoever to global [insert wanky buzzword here] so there’s not much point in our freezing to death.
In the immortal words of suspiciously quiet Scandinavian disaster midget Greta Thunberg: How dare you!
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What the BBC won’t tell you is that oily cunt seat is disappearing..
Boundary changes.
Bye bye cunt.
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Why would he give a fuck?
He’d just throw a few peasants on the fire, job done.
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Ellie Symonds is on a energy watchdog board.
Midgetgem
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The establishment want all us white peasants to die of cold.
Then by some miracle all the Roper invaders will have free lighting and heating paid for by the fucking sky fairy 🧚♀️.
Revolution needed.
The cunts.
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If only we had a party in power that tried.conserving things.That stood for a unifying national identity and heritage, and the family as the fundamental building block of society and the nation-state.
What might we call them?
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I was bought very similar to this for a Christmas present https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sienna-Oversized-Wearable-Sweatshirt-Charcoal/dp/B09B141F5Q/ref=sr_1_6?crid=29GMSETGBTI1S&keywords=fleece+hoodie+long&qid=1704660750&sprefix=fleece+hoody+long%2Caps%2C244&sr=8-6
Fleece lined and keeps the cold out by a country mile. Highly recommend even though I look ridic in it and it is Chinese tat.
Today was 3 degrees C and I wore it over a white long sleeve T, a jumper and leggings and jeans. I felt positively toasty. Don’t pay those bastards anymore than you have to.
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