Channel 4 (7) and their “Alternative Christmas Message”

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A nomination – not for Stephen Fry or even the anti-Semites attacking him – but the very stupid Channel 4 ‘Alternative’ Christmas Message, or should that be ‘(ego) massage’.

It’s like something Rwik from the Young Ones dreamed up, because he disapproves of the ‘fascist junta’ in Downing Street.

It all smacks of Guardian-reading tosspots shouting ‘Rwevo-looshun!’ in their nan’s face.

This idea has never been a good one, just more posturing by the daft producers at C4, and recruiting Establishment cunts such as Bercow in 2019, the year The Alternative went more mainstream than the Queen. Fry is also a solidly mainstream figure, but his message about attacks on Jews in Britain seems to have triggered legions of <del>Nazis</del> typical Channel 4 viewers who thought he’d say how being gay is great, trans women are women, gay-black is God’s work and Refugees are welcome. They weren’t told this, they were ade to feel bad after their Christmas nut roast, and now they’re punching their keyboards and spitting bile to their megapixel phone cams.

This infantile reaction could only come from the sort of edgy cunt who consciously watches an ‘Alternative’ Christmas message, be it by Marge Simpson or some fucking robot, or the university-on-fucked-up-legs Fry.

It’s the same mentality that gave rise to the alternative Christmas no.1 to stop Cowell’s poppets dominating every year. The first year was a success, even if it was a band who bump their ticket prices up to stop the poor from seeing them (although did any working class kids ever like RATM?) Of course, the ego of the musical know-betters, the punk rock/NME aristocracy, led to subsequent campaigns branching off and Cowell’s foetus topping the charts anyway.

This desire to be The Alternative (rather than an alternative) is now reflected in the big post-speech spaz-out.

A million blue-haired and monobrowed religious freaks crying out in rage as Stephen Fry dares chastise their chums who just want to give <i>die Juden</i> a good kicking. This is not <i>my</i> alternative Christmas message! how dare you!

That is your average channel 4 viewer though; entitled, middle-class, far left whinging cunts, almost educated in ‘studies’ far beyond their natural abilities.

Time Channel 4 packed this shit in. Want a zchristmas message then stick to Charlie, otherwise shut the fuck up and eat your sprouts.

Express News

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

57 thoughts on “Channel 4 (7) and their “Alternative Christmas Message””

  1. I can’t be arsed watching the ‘official’ version, never mind some posturing alternative.

    Morning all.

    • Damn straight, I don’t need a message either. Someone trying to persuade me that everyone else’s problems are my problem but my problems are my problem.

    • you don’t need to watch it anymore….the MSM are quite happy to tell you what’s it a week before…thanks to a “leak’ or briefing from a chinless PR cunt.

      they do the same with what is going to be said at various political announcement and speeches…..the budget is a good example.

      i remember when i was a lot younger the route of the red box with the chancellor was televised live and we all sat in anticipation as to how much beer and fags were going up.

      these pr cunts need stringing up and the MSM should got back to reporting news when it’s gappening or when it’s happened NOT before it does. they should report news…not make it.

      cunts

    • zjews being attacked in Britain in 2023 is less important than a dead antisemitic composer, of course.

      • I did realise the importance. I was only thinking of Fry’s only interest to me and it was wrongly meant. Forgive me.

    • I don’t think Wagner’s ring would be one Fry would be interested in. Not unless he was under 30.

    • Alternative? That’s the mainstream message from the elite, the EU, our government, the BBC etc, etc…

  4. Stephen Fry is a puddle jumping, smug, quasi intellectual cunt.

    I can’t think why anyone would want to watch him.

  6. Oh dear, who in Channel 4 let this happen? Heads will roll.

    It reminds me of last year’s Edinburgh Fringe, promoting itself as irreverent, edgy, pushing boundaries, taking risks. So much so that they cancelled Graham Linehan for having the temerity to say a man who puts on a dress is not a woman and shouldn’t be let into women only spaces. Petulant little pricks throwing their toys out of the pram.

    Great cunting, CP. I like ‘The Alternative went more mainstream than the Queen’ – spot on!

    • I’ve forgiven Linehan for his own woke-inflicted blindness. He has apologised twice and explained how he was caught up in the ‘GamerGate’ bollocks, not willing to listen to the other side etc.

      I know of people who will not forgive him but they are far too wrapped up in these internet squabbles/tribalism and I ask if they realise they are just adopting the same attitude of the woketards by not allowing for redemption.

      Seems a common attitude on both sides these days, along with attendant purity spirals.

      All very culty and a bit cunty.

  7. The last time I watched anything on Channel 4 was in about 1985 with those fucking awful Red Triangle films they put on at 2 in the morning.

    Bunch of Right On Cunts.

    Oven.

  8. Channel 4, how dare they!!

    Have the rag heads given up protesting in London, my Christmas message would be be fuck off a die you cunts.

    What’s the latest score in Gaza, not that I give a shit 😂

    • Fuck Gaza, I don’t even care what’s happening in London, it’s no longer part of this country and the government has nothing to do with this country either. The civil service work for the EU and the NHS will treat any cunt on the planet except those that pay for it.

  9. I am an unashamed supporter of Israel and a supporter of their war against a terrorist organisation and its people. As for the media ( and especially at xmas ) am I the only one to detect a pro Palestinian slant? ( I think not )
    The xmas message as far as I am concerned is soon to be replaced with the Celebrations of Ramadan and Eid ! ( unless of course…. )

  10. Surely the target CH4/Guardianista audience are Hamas supporting anti-Semites?

    Fry, the Luvvie-in-Chief is very like the homeopathic halfwit on the official broadcast.

  11. Dear Ducky Steve,

    How dare you lecture me in my own home on Christmas Day you awful cunt!

    Do I nip round to Brighton Pride to lecture you how to shove hamsters up your hoop?
    No.
    Because I have manners.

    Now fuck off you flower sniffer

  12. Fuck me, did he not deliver the message in the nude? How would we recognize him without seeing his enormous, well ravaged arse?

    • I’m largely indifferent to Fry. I hear different things. He seems smug but says that’s just how his face looks in repose, and he does flip flop on his politicsl stances depending on his audience, but he does a great job of upsetting the very worst people, who are often themselves smug, petulant, narcissistic and have an ugly superiority complex. Fry ends up as a projection for their neuroses.

      I find it all too common in my experience that an irrational hatred of Stephen Fry is a symptom of the insufferable pub bore.

      • Fry went well up in my estimation after seeing him interviewed by John Cleese on ‘The Dinosaur Hour’ a couple of months ago.

  15. Channel 4 is no longer relevant. It may have been 30 years ago, but these days it is like most terrestrial channels in the UK, being swallowed up and shitted out by the vast array of internet media channels from around the world.

    The only hope Ch4 have of staying in the public eye is with controversial shit like this. They’re no better than desperate social media influencers and attention seekers, always looking for something “edgy” in order to get the likes and stay focussed.

    Fuck them and the dinghy they sailed up on.

    • Yes they seem to use social media to advertise whatever piss and shit they’re broadcasting, possibly via ‘astroturfing’ pretending something is trending organically through word-of-cunt.

      I know someone who works for them. He’s a.complete prick.

  16. Fry was excellent as the Duke of Wellington and General Melchet in Blackadder. But since then he’s managed to convince many, via the BBC, that he’s a towering intellectual, and like most intellectuals he possesses fuck all common sense.
    Is he really an intellectual though?
    He just comes across as another fat, gay luvvie who thinks they are entitled to preach to the masses and that the masses think the same as they do.
    The blokes a fucking fraud.

    • I’ve never understood why any cunt that has done a classics degree at Oxford or Cambridge should be deemed to be some sort of intellectual. Think of an absolute beacon of intelligence that studied history at Cambridge – Diane Abbott. Says it all.

    • Most cunts who pretend to be clever on telly these days aren’t.
      Victoria Coren Mitchell just comes across as smug, Carol Vorderwhore can do a few tricks with numbers and nothing more, Rachel Riley hasn’t got a brain in her head, and Gary Lineker is an ex-goalhanger, not the great all knowing oracle that he thinks he is.

      And Garth Crooks? Insufferable dictionary swallowing up himself cunt.

      • The BBC has been dumbing itself down and now isn’t even at the level of the ‘midwit’.

    • ‘Stephen Fry is a stupid person’s idea of a clever person ‘- attributed to Julie Burchill, then used by Peter Hitchens (I hadn’t known he’d used a variation of this back in 2012 until checking whether Burchill had said it).

      I’ve seen a few variations down the years. Most of it transparent one-upmanship.

  17. Didn’t watch 1 minute of TV on Xmas day. Only cunts sit glued to the box.
    If you did, don’t fucking moan.
    Happy new year you bunch of miserable cunts, fuck em, fuck em all.

  18. On Xmas Day i did manage to find my own alternative viewing – “Lesbian Schoolgirl Anal Intruders” courtesy of Xvideo!

    Not what I would call a family film, but it was fun pulling my Christmas Cracker!

  19. “Did any working class kids ever like RATM”

    I liked the Bulls on Parade Riff
    Wahwah wacka-wacka wahwah wacka-wacka-wacka

    But I preferred Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Gin Blossoms, Alice In Chains and some Britpop/Indie and then classic rock.

    At my school if you liked anything more heavy rock than Oasis or Blur, people would think you almost worshipped Baphomet and you’d probably get your head kicked in. They all listened to rap or all that chav boy racer music like Destruxshon or Bonkers and wearing Spliffy/Eclipse clothing.

    • ‘They all listened to rap or all that chav boy racer music like Destruxshon or Bonkers and wearing Spliffy/Eclipse clothing.’

      Pretty much the same at my school.

      Metal/heavy rock enthusiasts were largely left alone but floppy haired britpop/indie bands were considered quare.

  20. Rage Against The Machine were and are cunts. Like the Tooting Popular Front of rock

    Their Che worshipping bollocks (‘Bombtrack’) was as bad and as stupid as that cunt Joe Strummer and his Khymer Rouge T-Shirt.

  21. I’ve only ever watched four programmes on C4.

    The Tube, Father Ted, 80s repeats of the Twlight Zone, and early Brookside (mainly because of the gorgeous Amanda Burton).

  22. One can imagine the Beebscum getting into this idea.
    Their ‘other’ Christmas message will be done by a celebrity treeswinger each year.

    Not only will Ncunti Gayblack ruin your festive telly in Doctor Whoke, he will also be doing a Christmas speech soon enough. Either him, or that trans creature who recently starred in it.

  23. Used to watch Christmas Day telly.

    The Queen, Top of the Pops, Steptoe & Son, the Bond film, Two Ronnies, Mike Yarwood, Eric and Ernie.

    And the great marathon New Years Eve Whistle Test and Tube specials.

    Now it’s not worth a shit. Blacks and pooves in everything, rape murder arson incest NeverEnders doombollocks, Masked fucking Singer, Strictly Shite, Claudia Winklecunt, that Irish drag act, and Jools bastard Holland. Fuck that.

  24. I don’t watch live tv and don’t bother with catch up from the likes of BBC, ITV or Channel Bore.

    24/7 propaganda or dumbed down unwatchable shite or constant ads. Pass!

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