World war 3 and the idea of a literal 3rd global conflict is a bit of a cunt isn’t it.
I’m not playing down the seriousness of such an apocalyptic event but I’m sick and tired of reading about “World War 3”
Vietnam – this could lead to World War 3.
Saddam Hussein and the Gulf War – this could lead to World War 3.
9/11 – this could lead to World War 3.
ISIS in Syria – this could lead to World War 3.
The election of Donald Trump – World War 3.
Putin invades Ukraine – World War 3.
Hamas cunts murder a thousand Israeli’s – World War 3.
You get the idea.
If World War 3 started tomorrow – would we know for sure if it was actually World War 3?
Is there an official start date?
Have we not been engaged in a defacto World War 3 since 1946 but nobody has bothered telling us?
Will the post second World War period to the present day be recognised as “World War 3” one day in the future?
I’m aware that World War 1 was originally the “Great War” (I think?)
But did the people caught up in or who lived through the second World War know that it was “World War 2” ?
Or did that title come later on as a retrospective view?
As I say – I’m certainly not downplaying anything here but it seems every conflict these days is a prelude to “World War 3”
Apologies for the slightly abstract nature of this cunting of a potentially catastrophic event, but dare I say it, I sometimes find it all slightly hyperbolic.
Maybe that’s the smoke and mirrors world I’ve become used to living in.
Peace ✌️
Nominated by: Herman Jelmet
Wish it would hurry up and start.
I feel a bit foolish buying all that equipment, saws, ropes, axes, etc to indulge in c̶a̶n̶n̶i̶b̶a̶l̶i̶s̶m̶ survival.
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I’ve got flat feet.
So I’ll be a warden.
TURN THAT LIGHT OUT
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That’s not a light, “officer”, that’s a fire and your flat feet are about to br chopped off and drooped in my cooking pot.
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Not sure what I’d be doing MNC.
Maybe they’ll use my devilish good looks for recruitment/propaganda posters, but I know one thing, it’ll involve a nice soft comfy chair with my emmas.
If it wasn’t for them MNC, I’d be like John Rambo multiplied by the SAS cubed. Honest.
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I’d probably be in the catering corp CB.
Peel a spud blindfolded Me.
Soon have the troops enjoying proper food.
Chips, mash, hot pot, jacket spuds.
No foreign or spicy shite
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Seeing as there’d probably be wimminz only air raid shelters, there’s an opportunity to show off your wardens helmet Mis.
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There is a WW3 start date but it’s as fluid as monkey’s bollocks!
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20250615T12&p0=%3A&msg=World+War+III+Countdown&ud=1&font=serif
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Anyone sick of Iran sticking their oar in, threatening every cunt every five minutes?
They’re close to making a bomb of their own, according to most accounts. Preemptiveness?
Tell them to pipe the fuck down or they’ll get nuked to fuck. Or just nuke them anyway, fucking throwbacks gobbing off to fuck. Sick of ’em.
Shut the fuck up, you smelly, beardy retards.
Good morning.
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Good shout HJ.
In this era of constant media hysteria about anything and everything it’s become difficult to sort the wheat from the chaff.
My opinion is that the situation in the Near East is more likely than any conflict of the past fifty years to spiral out of control..
You have a country with extensive nuclear weapons capability surrounded by medieval lunatics intent on the destruction of their entire country.
The Israelis don’t fuck about that’s why the yanks have two carrier groups in the region that brought down cruise missiles launched from Yemen toward Israel these past few days..the yanks know if Israel is overrun by the Arabs then we expect to see quite a few mushroom clouds go up and lots of people who glow in the dark.
Open some Scotch and hope for a crushing Israeli victory by conventional military means..
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Oh and the “free palestine” brigade should be rounded up and dumped in Libya.
Or shot,not fussy.
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All palestinians should be free…
…of the burden of life.
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Disgraceful Thomas. You not crying at the awful, hellish and desperate situation in Palestine that the BBC keep going on about?
I for one, am delighted our government are sending loads of aid (I said aid, not AIDS) to these cunts. Some of our ministers are saying this aid must not stop and in fact, be increased and be continual.
Great!
Of course, this is not going to be used to feed and treat Hamas’s terrorist army, it will all be given to ‘the poor women and children’ that I keep hearing about. All innocent, not one of them growing up hating us and the mum’s not celebrating their son’s being ‘martyd’ in suicide attacks.
You unfeeling, uncaring person, you.
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I have a particular, personal and utterly vociferous hatred of muźzıes, CB.
If a button existed to vapourise every single one of them and I was offered the chance to press it, I would, with neither a nanosecond’s hesitation or even a fraction of an ounce of regret.
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Disgraceful. Of course I’m off down to my local mosque to offer my thoughts and prayers to the community. Definitely not sticking a fifty foot wide Israel flag on the gates.
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They are ‘free’ to fuck off anywhere but here.
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The Palestinians are cunts. The Israelis will turn them into mincemeat. Popcorn time.
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I don’t personally believe those carriers are necessarily coming to Israels ‘aid’.I suspect Palestine will be returned to it’s original owners since before Rothschild turned it into a Khazarian-Mafia- forward operations base and possibly the Israelis will be then repatriated and given bigger and better chunks of territory in their original homelands of Khazaria-(aka-Ukraine)
Mockinbird media are doing their usual shit and shinola routine.Satanyahu’s.days are numbered methinx ?
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I suppose supermarkets will be raided by people wanting toilet rolls and tea bags just prior to nuclear antihalation!
Greta won’t be too pleased either. But perhaps if she survives and we’re all burnt to a crisp it will make WWIII all worth while.
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As the nuclear blast hit us, I’d grab Greta by the throat and say, “Warm enough for you now, you mongy cunt!”
Phwooar, that gave me the horn!
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The thing is, the media still view global conflict through the prism of WW1 and 2.
For it to happen again you’d need a western society ready to accept huge casualties, a level of degradation in living standards and the internment of internal belligerents.
Add to that the facts that the yanks have had their fingers burned on more than one occasion since 1945 and we’re skint, who’s going to do the fighting?
Everyone, the media foremost among them, would shit their pants at another Goose Green, let alone another Somme.
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And of course, for the most part, every fucker lived in their country of birth, not spread out over the globe.
Not like now, with millions of darkıe cunts in the west where they don’t brlong or deserve to be, plotting our downfall from within, all thanks to decades of quisling asshole politicians/Whitehall cunts.
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Zionist cunts to be accurate.We’ve long been under their yoke since Cromwell let them back in.
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Well at least if WW3 breaks out we won’t have to mine the beaches, put up barbed wire and tank traps. The enemy is already here, living at the end of your road and he has lots of British Quislings to help him out, especially at the BBC and in Westminster.
The theory of the Trojan Horse I think they call it in military circles.
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Saw the headlines on the daily rags yesterday at M&S. Blatant warmongering to make all the old dears wet their drawers in panic. Who the fuck buys newspapers these days anyway? “War spreading the Lebanon” – as if it ever went away. Where there is a towel head there is a war. Still, it seems to be making dementia Joe happy.
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‘where there is a towelhead there is a war’.
Yep.
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Perhaps WWIII has been factored in as part of the WEF’s “Build Back Better” Great Reset.
When they bang on about “Net Zero” they’re really referring to wiping out humanity completely and starting with a blank canvas by 2050.
It’s all starting to make sense now. Forget your windmills, heat pumps and EVs. Just look forward to a few nuclear warheads dropping overhead and all you’ll soon become a fossil fuel in your own right!
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Imagine some British kids sitting in a classroom one day in the future.
“Sir – so these countries all ended up fighting in a war against other countries but they had spent the previous 30 years letting millions of the enemy soldiers move into their respective countries????”
“And Sir – they actually provided the enemy soldiers with free accomodation and spending money???”
“Sir – these countries governments even covered up mass rapes of women and children by these enemy soldiers and made excuses for them ???”
“Sir – I’m very very confused as to why something so ridiculous could even happen”
“Sir – do you expect us to believe this nonsense?”
Teacher – “shut up and yes it’s true! Now pipe down and read your Qur’an’s, page number 50!”
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The wars have been non stop since 1945.
Luckily the premier league have managed to avoid completely destroying each other.
Anytime it kicks off in Israel the Arabs get an itch, all piss and wind.
The next few weeks will be tasty when the IDF start pushing into Gaza, the cancer has to be eradicated completely but when any cancer cell is killed normal cells die as well.
We need to worry about the fucking cancer crossing the channel, more shit weather please 😂
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Probably wars have been nonstop since our ancestors figured out how to throw a rock.
Wish those friendly space aliens would come and show us all how to live in peace.
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It’s not possible, the followers of Islam can’t live in peace with each other so what chance with the infidel
All the concern over Palestinian civilians, 150 thousand dead in the Yemen civil war and as many again starved to death, the cunts have only had the cease fire for a year and they can’t wait to get involved in fucking Gaza.
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Never fear. Even if there is a WWIII and a few billion people are toast; the FA , EPL and BBC will still insist that BLM is important and that we should still bend the knee.
In fact I can imagine the BBC News reporting on WWIII. “Yes, WWIII has started and even though 4.5 billion people have died, this is not, repeat NOT a terrorist attack.
We also believe that the war was not started by Islamic fundamentalists but by a white working class man called Sid Biggun, who used to live in Bog Street, Walthamstow. Apparently he called a Muslim a hurty word and it all kicked off from there. So if you see Sid, tell him he’s a cunt!”
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Has Linekunt given us his long-awaited views on the latest Middle East fun and games yet?
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Can’t we send that self-righteous prick to the Middle East as some kind of peace envoy?
He is such a smug cunt with his smarmy digs at white working class culture here, he would be perfect as a mediator between Hamas, Hezbollah and Israel.
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Linekunt compares the Rwanda plan to the holocaust and the actions of 1930’s Germany. But when a real Nazi style pogrom takes place he says nothing.
Utter twat and cunt and a total waste of oxygen.
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Same old 🚽.Stop the world I’ve seen enough 😔
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Or the USA and western Europe just capitulate to the third world invading army
What do I mean just we already have therefore no need for a war. We have already surrendered
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When the missiles are launched, which virgin’s hymen would cunters like to break in the 20 minutes of life remaining?
Greta?
Venus Williams?
Susan Boyle?
Mother Theresa’s cadaver?
Knowing my luck I’d probably get Ann Widdecombe.
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I reckon Greta’s had some cock, but only vegan, soyboy cock.
Once she gets a proper going on, she might drop all her shite. She’s not a ‘cute, special needs kid’ now, just an entitled, millionaire, social media whoo – re, desperate for likes and the ability to make millions by annoying the ‘plebs’.
Venus Williams ? That did surprise me. Doesn’t believe in sex before marriage. Good for her I say, even though I had loads of shags before marriage. Although I’m a bloke so it’s ok for me. It’s slutty for women to do the same.
But I’m surprised because I thought all lady tennis players had to take a fist and a full lez up off Martina, as a rites of passage?
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I would plump for Greta. She’d be Nice an’ Tight.
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I will take the Swedish mong, thanks
Whisper in her ear, did Donald Trump get you all moist 😂
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A fat lot of use 50 virgins will be to some Hamas cunt that’s just had his balls blown off.
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Mini World War 3s have been happening since the last war ended. The most ridiculous expression of world events, is the yanks World Series in rounders, when only the Japanese and themselves take part. How ludicrous is that !
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If I had a penny for all the times I`ve heard “… and that will be the start of World War 3 …” I could have bought a hut nearer to the waterhole.
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Best keep the nukes in the silos..
Don’t want to wake godzilla up again..
He is a nightmare to get rid of.
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Fuck Godzilla, they might wake Harvey Price up.
OT but turn off Sasha’s machine. Waste of fucking money.
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I’m too old to support the youngsters in the Marines or the Paras, but I’d still like to do my bit.
I’ll happily extract information from uncooperative ragheads, and no, my methods will not conform to the Geneva convention.
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Why have a world war when you can have constant war? Daily war 24/7 365 kaching!
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The term “world war” is itself a misnomer. WW1 “the Great War” was primarily a European affair (although some non-European countries were involved, they operated in the European theatre). WW2 should really be WW1 in the sense that it took place in Asia as well as Europe and was less of a purely European affair. As for WW3, it will probably (I pray) never happen – it’s been predicted for the past 70 years and is usually a pile of hysterical cunt about primarily regional wars.
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Lol
https://www.sickipedia.net/Pics/ua7oa8k7gabor
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That’s brilliant.
I’m having that.
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https://www.sickipedia.net/Pics/ua7oa8k7g9fl6
Hurry up selling out quick..
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What the fuck is this about? More cringing cowardice from the UK media and immies loving scum…
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2023/10/20/terrorist-attack-in-uk-linked-to-gaza/
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Another so called “ militant”. Good call TTCUTS. The media is full of craven cowards. But don’t worry, right thinking people know what cunts the Sand Dwellers are.
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A ” political debate about whether porous borders pose a security risk”
Fuck me sideways, have they only just considered this?
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Farage was bashing on about this a decade or more ago.Of course he was an extreme right wing racist. Who could have possibly guessed he was correct all along?
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It’s already started, look at Lonstabistan today.
Best stick up with gin and rum.
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Off topic fellow Cunters, but I’ve just heard that Bobby Charlton has passed away. R.I.P. to a true footballing legend
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One of the greatest players to ever play the game
RIP
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Aye. Great player. RIP.
Fuck me, even I want United to win today and I fucking hate them 🙂
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God forbid, but if WW3 did start, all Muslims in the country would automatically be considered undesirable and the ones not born here would be booted out. That’s a win. Then these perverted fairies demanding attention and multi billion £ funding for the mutilation & brainwashing of children would be ignored. Who gives a flying toss what some cock in a frock thinks when your eldest is in a trench in Finland, everything I rationed. and there’s no guarantee you’ll even be alive in the morning? All the woke wankers in universities who spread Marxism and put the rights of foreign rapists before their own people would have to fight (which most can’t do…unless it’s with a keyboard), so they’d be wiped out. Fat, lazy shits who claim benefits and drive mobility scooters would be subject to a military health assessment and be used as an in fodder.
Of course war is terrible and I’d rather not have to witness it, but if it does kick off, we’ll, there’s a few Bruciie bonuses for you .
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I got killed at The Little Big Horn so it seems unlikely I’ll be called back to serve. Still, with our civilian and military leaders infected with the disease of Woke they might have a need for someone who can fight and if need be “die with their boots on.”
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You troops seem to have a bit of a weight problem these days, and that’s coming from your own ex-servicmen.
US Army full of DEI consultants. Who needs to use artillery when your own troops are demoralised to fuck because they’re white blokes. The army was the only way out for many and now they’re bad because they’re white men AND patriots. In 2043 the US armed forces will be robots and drones and a few fat Filipino and black women getting their longitude and latitude confused.
Still, our MoD are doing their best to alienate white men who they have said are ‘useless’.
Let the RAF use Pakistani female pilots. The Army can be led by Prince Harry. When he’s not being a special envoy, Andy can return to running the Navy.
Not like we have a chance of fighting a fucking war without yank assistance anyway.
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It’s these woketard snowflakes whose biggest existential crisis is what background to use on their phone today. They don’t know the horror of witness 9/11 being live broadcast, Pan Am 103, the IRA campaign of terror, rationing post WW2. Fuck them all…
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Or really sure it gunna pan out like ww2….
It’s gunna be more of civil wars – since no cuntry in its own self is United anymore , even the native people of any said cuntry is far from United , not like it was back then…….
You have gangs now , drug addict knife wielding Cunts , among all sorts of other cunts all living in any cuntry , everything is too divided to even want to fight for one’s own cuntry.
And so it will be more a case of uncivilised unrest , riots and protests eventually leading to civil wars of weeding cunts out in one’s own cuntry… so yeah world war in the send that every cuntry is falling apart now , none will be in a position to unite for its own !
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