Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who has won Dead Pool 298 by picking the prolific film and Television actress Sarah Lawson who has died aged 95 from cancer.
On to Dead Pool 299
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come and first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
Jimmy Tarbuck
Jonnie Irwin
Elton John
Robert Redford
David Attenborogh
0
Rottenborough has yet another BBC programme coming out.
No doubt it will be a lecture on climate change, the old cunt.
0
Katie Price
Halfwit Harry Hewitt
Me,gain Sparkle
Putin
Damiella Westbrook
0
Tinto Brass (Italian director of smut/erotica)
Jim Lovell (Astronaut)
Douglas Hurd
William Daniels (voice of KITT)
Peter Higgs (Boson chaser)
0
Klaus Schwab
Michael Hesleslime
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
0
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Gene Gotti
Dominic Chianese
Sammy Gravano
0
Congratulations Mr M.
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Norman Jewison
Desmond Morris
Len Deighton
Stuart Hall
0
Don King
Mike Yarwood
Stan Bowles
Esther Rantzen
Ratko Mladic
0
Jonny Irwin
Billy Connolly
Mike Yarwood
Prunella Scales
Tim West
0
Gudrun Ure
Eleanor Roselynn Carter
June Spencer (The Archers)
Norman Lear
John Layton.
0
Cliff ‘Colostomy Bag wearing KD fiddling wrong un’ Richard
John ‘Cliff’s spunk hoover’ McElynn
Paul ‘Fucking shit one trick pony actor’ Woodyatt
Norman ‘Hard as nails’ Tebbit
Danny ‘I think I’m fucking nails but in reality I’m a useless cuntard with a slag for a daughter’ Dyer
0
Women’s Football
Women’s Cricket and batter
Baseball
Basketball
American Football
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