Carol Vorderman is a cunt, bare with me on this, she is a cunt because she is at max attention seeking level most of the time.
There is trend for over the hill mutton to get a shit load of plastic surgery, head to toe and then push for a last gasp on the career, do all sorts of racey pics, for shitty pr cunts who say things like CV is the most beautiful woman in the world,,,, wait, what are you having a fucking laugh, I bet she has more seams than a patchwork quilt, I’m surprised she hasn’t got a goaty, she’s had facelifts to the point we’re her snatch must be almost up to her chin by now, and yet she still has that wayward eye, again maybe one side of the face is tighter than the other.
There are lots of others playing to same surgery game followed by shameless attention seeking, Devina Mc Call, Amanda Holden, Claudia Wrinklman, Holly Willaby and countless others.
Some of you will disagree of course, but rather that self serving, over the hill attention seeking, TV slebs doing adds for old people in tight outfits claiming to be the most beautiful woman in the world, I think they need to stop, look around, see some of the actual most beautiful women in the world and realise, I’m a celebrity get me out of here looms soon enogh, and when the career has been fully milked there will always be an ex husband and kids who hardly know them……. The most beautiful woman in the world…. Cunt
Nominated by Fuglyucker
“Than” What a cunt “word finder bollax!”
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The thing with Carol now is we don’t know what’s real (probably not a lot) and what’s ‘placcy’ as they used to say in the 80s. So, if she is mostly plastic or fibrglass, you might as well get a blow up doll instead.
Another horrible plastic cunt is that horrible bitch, Kay Burley. One day she is going to melt undr those Sky News studio lights….🤔
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I’d still kick her back door in, then empty my dirty sacks over her top bollocks!
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I don’t know about her saggy tits and fanny but I do remember all those dodgy loans she helped flog back in the day for a few nuggets of silver.
Miserable cow.
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Good with figures, sadly not her own, ivory tower wonky eyed desperado cunt.
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Carol Vorderman is an advertising whore. She will sell anything for money. Anything. There’s a new TV ad where all she does is sit in the back of a London taxi while she listens to a cabby extolling the virtues of a Sun Life policy. If he climbed into the back and shagged her she wouldn’t turn a hair as long as she was still being paid.
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Others are thinking it so ill put the hand up – Id give her a facial though
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I’d have porked her in the back door back in the day while reciting algebra and trigonometry to me before jizzing on her breasts.
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I must admit to having a few photos of her – some taken in a car park after a shopping trip, just jeans and a T shirt, lovely wavy hair. Am sure from her pre-silicone days. Also a few from a small fashion show when she was a guest at a shop opening in Mayfair. She was wearing a trench coat, and looked DEVASTATING…
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I reckon that is the face she pulls when some BBC gets rammed up her Gary Glitter.
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I’d still flob on my hand and feed the pony.
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I would at least give her a grope and go motorboating.
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Nah not really doing it for me and countdown?
That was channel fours opening show wasn’t it?
Smug and trite…
As for the ads she does spose it pays for chin dewobbling or butt lifts…I think I was more into Anneka Rice than this one🤪
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