Bullfighting


I hate the so-called ‘sport’ and its pointless cruelty, solely for the entertainment of a bunch of greasy Spicks and to let a few macho types demonstrate how hard they are, tormenting and killing animals in the sun. “Look Senorita, watch me ride a horse around in circles and stick spears in a cow!” Cunts.

LIkewise when they put chickens or ducks in a clay pot and the whole village turns up to throw rocks at it to set them free. Daft cunts.

The only redeeming feature of this activity is when some pissed up hero slips on the cobbled streets of Pamplona and gets trampled by a ton of angry beefsteak, or, as occasionally happens, the preening matador fucks up and gets 12 inches of hard cow horn rammed into his ribs.

Cheered me up no end to see this clip in the news this week; the oily cunts set fire to a bull’s head – just for a giggle – and then had to watch as the angry little bullock gored one of his tormenters to death.

How’s that for a flame-grilled quarter pounder, Senor Cunty?

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/man-gored-death-bull-flaming-27816292

Nominated by: Gunner Sugden

60 thoughts on “Bullfighting

  1. Michael Barrymore wants to know where he can sign up to be a bull fighter, that nom picture is right up his alley..erm arse ,

  2. I’ve read that the dagos file the tips of the bulls’ horns and feed them drugs to calm them down, when the opposite should be true.
    Metallic horn tips and a few grams of uncut speed for Mr. Bull!
    Then employ him to patrol the beach at Dover to welcome darkıe spongers.
    Or have him gore all the anti-colonial contributors to various left-leaning publications in America who are celebrating her Maj’s death.
    All black cunts, unsurprisingly.

    • morning Thomas , that bummer in chief Paul burrell is quiet about Liz, maybe Charles now he is king has had him taken on a late night walk in Paris

  3. Why torment an animal just to prove your hard? Love it when the Bull he win.
    A less controversial method of demonstrating the size of your cojones would be a quick stroll through any London borough wearing a real or fake expensive watch whilst talking into the latest smart phone and carrying a briefcase. From what I have recently been told, that would show you possessed a big pair but likely not for long.

    • Mistreating a confused animal for a bunch of oily lisping spectators?

      Bullfighting is for Hispanic duckyboys .

      They wear stockings, ballet pumps, and velvet Knickerbockers!
      Even Harry Styles would blanch at that.

      Instead of tormenting innocent animals why not let nature take its course and just die naturally of AIDS?

  4. The bull appears to be black. If you let it loose on the streets of course someone is going to get stabbed. I’m just surprised it didn’t loot a few china shops as well.

  5. It can’t be pleasant to be born a bull.

    If you are marked down for veal then the 4 months of your life will be horrendous.
    Being slaughtered must seem very welcome.

    If you are going to become beef then it isn’t much better.
    You will live to be between 2 and 4 year’s old, any exercise will be restricted and you will be stuffed full of unnatural foods to fatten you up before being sent off to be slaughtered.

    Bulls bred for fighting are selected at a minimum age of 3, however the majority that enter a bullring will be between 4 and 6 year’s old.

    Up until the age of 3 the ‘Toro Bravo’ breed of bull will never have encountered a human on foot. They are cared for by breeders on horseback only.
    They are kept fit and healthy, receiving the best food with plenty of exercise.

    The ‘Toro Bravo’ blood line would be extinct without bullfighting.

    I have been to bullfights.
    How I feel about the spectacle is not important.
    What is important is that Spanish people are not willing to give up their history and traditions easily.

    In other countries minority protests by noisy and often ignorant individuals lead to traditions being lost.
    The ban on fox hunting in the UK comes to mind.
    Smelly, unwashed people, probably from the cities and having no knowledge of the countryside completely wiped out part of the country’s tradition.

    With bullfighting, the Spanish people, regardless of their personal views, will not be dictated to.

    I think that is a good thing.

    There are many posts on this site that take the same stance, but on other topics.

    The last debate about bullfighting that I know of was about 5 year’s ago.
    During that time a matador got gored to death.
    This resulted in the usual, ignorant shit storm on social media with people congratulating the bull and abusing and threatening the family of the dead matador.

    The otherwise impartial Spanish people along with the Government and bullfighting supporters reacted by keeping the tradition of bullfighting alive.

    Perhaps at some time in the future there may be another debate, but it will have to be involving intelligent, informed people who can keep their anger and childish emotions in check.

    Until that time the animal rights protesters can go and fuck themselves.

    • Good point.

      Let’s make sure we bring back bear-baiting and witch-burning while we are at it; would t want to threaten any Grade 2 listed hobbies.

      “Female Genital Mutilation? Cruel? But we’ve been doing it for years – who the fuck are you to tell us it’s not right?”

      I am very far from being an animal rights activist, but I do abhor the pointless cruelty and the hypocrisy of it all.

      Let the cunts fight each other if they need to; much more exciting for participant and spectator, and at least (presumably) both combatants sign up to it.

      • ‘Hemingway uses bullfighting as an ongoing metaphor for war and the nature of masculinity. The bullfight represents, in part, the ideals of war that were destroyed by the mechanized war of World War I. The bullfight is a battle of skill, of two beings coming face to face in search of victory and glory. As such, the bullfights fascinate the characters: the fight has rules, it has honor, it has skill all the things that they no longer believe in out in the “real world.”
        The bullfight also represents the dangers of sex and love. The bullfights are described as seductions, in sexualized language (it is a fight after all, in which a man tries to stick a long hard object into the bull), and yet it always ends in destruction, of either the bullfighter or the bull. Similarly, Belmonte is cast aside in the affections of the fans as soon as someone better comes along, in this case Romero. The fickleness of the crowds mirrors Brett’s behavior, as she jumps from lover to lover.’

      • I find it extraordinary that bullfighting still exists in Spain. You’d have to be fucked in the head to “enjoy” that. Would these people go to a dog fight? Would you?

  6. They should spice it up a bit and make it like the Running Man.

    Put the bull in some armor plates and dope it up and put in convicted felons who must wear all red bodysuits. Get some cornball American announcers to hype the shit out of everything “Oh my gaawwwwdd Jeff! That bull charge could wipe out the entire city!!!!!” Give the bull WWE style walkouts with their own music videos and themes. Give them names like Destroyer, Holocaust, Death Horn etc like the UK gladiators of old. Get some half naked women wearing tails and horns dancing about and so on.

    Are you telling me you wouldn’t tune in to see a Stanley sex offender violently gored in the neck by a roided up Bull in armor plates? Make sure to buy a ‘No Bullshit’ T-Shirt and order a Death Horn steak(tm) with a 20% off coupon.

  7. Dont some cunts throw goats off churches? And the production of foi gras is disgusting.
    Cunts. But give me a Spanish cunt over a Froggy cunt every time.

    • Yep agree. The french rarely shave 🪒 their cunts.
      Looks like an old mans beard. Pubes everywhere yuk.
      Least the dago birds keep their cunts garden neat and tidy by and large

  8. Just like the running of the bulls in Pamplona, this is a pile of shite dressed up as sport and tradition. It’s as backward and vile as Islăm and just as unecessary.

    • Spaniards make themselves look backward as fuck during that running of the bulls insanity. How the fuck can that still be going on in this day and age?

      • The previous centuries were BRUTAL. No one today would enjoy waking up tomorrow in the 1700s. Everywhere you went stank of piss, shit, rotting flesh. You had no rights. Be glad you live in this age. All of the discontents of our age are nebulous and trifling. We live in a great age, it’s going to get crazy over the next twenty years, but it will be worth it for those who make it to the epilogue and new chapter.

      • Monsieur Le C – it’d only be good to live in a romanticised past in which you were some wealthy Darcy shagging birds with big hair in big dresses.The modern world has its problems but health-wise, even the drabbest 21st-century farm-worker peasant has better access to doctors and dentists than any king who’s ever lived. We’re also far more aware and don’t have to subscribe to any squire/class bullshit or ridiculous religions.

      • Many concepts have been stolen by religions, uncle. If we believed these fraudsters, we’d attribute music, charity, beautiful archtecture, celebrations, and Christmas all to various fairy tale fascists.

        ‘What goes around, comes around/karma’ is not religious.

      • Karma, meaning;

        ‘the force generated by a person’s actions held in Hinduism and Buddhism to perpetuate transmigration and in its ethical consequences to determine the nature of the person’s next existence’.

  9. Shouldn’t it be called Matadorfighting ? The Bull is only brought in to make up the numbers. But that isn’t true. The poor bull is outnumbered by Picadors and Banderillas to make sure he doesn’t win.

  10. The Spanish proudly defend their traditions – unlike us. Even a ridiculous spectacle like this – “Death in the Afternoon” as Hemingway famously wrote.

    Now bring back fox hunting. A great British tradition and one which controls a huge problem for farmers. I know foxes are cute but without culling they wreak havoc in the countryside.

  11. Cant really go along with the notion of “brave” matadors when the bull’s horn tips are ground down and then they are drugged to make them punchy.

    I do laugh when I see a matador with a bull’s horn planted square in their ringpiece or when a liver or spleen gets skewered.

    Splendid.

    • I forgot about the drugging. Yeah, I’ll take on Conor McGregor in a boxing ring anytime… as long as he is heavily drugged and I can skewer him with spikes.

  12. Not at all. No outrage from me. You’ve just reminded me of football fans culling Railway Trains by throwing every conceivable thing out of the carriage whilst in motion. It reminded me of a comical scene when leaving the station from a Football Special, with one completely empty compartment surrounded by police officers. The glum faces on the football fans had me in hysterics.

  13. Ridiculous barbarity by greasy spics.

    what more could you expect from a country that produced Julio Iglesias?

    • I can hardly believe those who seem to be saying animal cruelty is fine as long as it’s a tradition. What kind of thinking is that? The only way I’d harm an animal is if it was trying to harm me.
      Is ‘live and let live’ too simplistic an idea for these people to understand? If I was able to, I’d rip those guilty of animal cruelty apart with my bare hands.

      • I would love to watch idiot owners of wild animals, locked in separate rooms with their so-called beloved friend, without food and water. Let’s see see who survives that little escapade.

  14. People can flap their gums about fox-hunting as much as they like….most of them know fuck-all about it and their whinging isn’t really about “cruelty”….it’s about jealousy….the thought of “Toffs” on horseback.

    Tally Ho and Fuck Off.

      • I don’t think they care…it’s more down to “cute Mr Foxy-Woxy” being chased by nasty “Lord Toff”.

        In a way,I actually have a bit of respect for Vegans….they put their money where their mouth is…I wonder how many of the “I hate animal cruelty” mob will still buy meat imported from Counties with virtually no animal-welfare checks.

    • For me it’s not about the toffs or whether the foxes and deer need culling.
      I agree. Foxes can be a nuisance. A fox in a henhouse usually ends up like a massacre. They don’t just take one hen and then scurry of home, like in a children’s book. They usually murder the lot.

      For me it’s the fact that people enjoy an animal being chased to the point of exhaustion and then ripped to shreds.

      If someone takes pleasure in watching an animal being tortured and then murdered. That makes them a cunt. What class they are, where they went to school and whether or not they come from money is irrelevant.

      You can tell a lot about someone by how they treat animals:

      🚩David Berkowitz (Son of Sam)
      🚩Jeffrey Dahmer
      🚩Ted Bundy.

  15. There are quite a few countries that have bullfighting in one style or another and I suppose that it is possible that elsewhere the bulls might have their horns cut down and be drugged.

    I have never seen a bull with cut down horns here in Spain.
    I can imagine the reaction from the bullfighting aficionados if that was ever seen.
    Bullfighting is strictly regulated and is classed as ‘Art and Culture’.
    You can’t fuck around with the rules and get away with it.

    Bulls are not drugged in Spain either.
    Part of the matador’s skill is to keep the bull interested.

    Bulls are lazy. After the first few charges they would lose interest if it was not for the matadores.

    If it is obvious that a bull does not want to fight then cows are brought into the ring to completely calm it down.
    It is then led away and slaughtered anyway.
    The breeder is shamed and if the same happens more than a few times then he will lose his business.

    On very rare occasions, if the bull has put up a very good performance it will be pardoned.
    It doesn’t happen often but those bulls are kept for breeding until they die of old age.

  16. There’s a recent youtube clip showing some spaniard getting kicked in the chin, or might have been the chest, by a very enraged bullock. Can’t find the clip now though, was only in the past few days.
    Great viewing though.

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