https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10456065/Cyclists-accuse-drivers-ignorant-new-rules-tell-bikers-ride-middle-lanes.html
Well this is starting off well. I went out today 30/01 and all you can see is Lycra clad bellends riding like CUNTS in the middle of the road even when there are cyclepaths available for the cunts to use. Surely some fucking government muppets could have seen further than the end of their noses?
If there is a cycle path may I make a suggestion? USE THE FUCKING THING!!!!
Hopefully Jeremy Vine gets a shoeing off some Pat Boon in the VERY near future.
Nominated by CuntyMort
CuntyMort also fancied a second helping…
Sorry cunters it’s those fucking cyclists again. Whichever cockwomble who thought that the changes were a good idea is a huge cunt.
The dopy little sod in the link who was cycling along without a care in the world nearly gets topped by a Range Rover. The dopey tartlet can’t be arsed to wear a helmet. Like the Lycra twats around me who can’t use cycling lanes all need a thourough twatting with a baseball bat. Let alone fucking lights. CUNTS.
Fuglyucker also wanted a go…
https://www.thesun.co.uk/motors/17551087/cyclist-angers-motorists-takes-selfie-on-the-road/
Whoever changed the rules for the highway code is a retarded cunt, these new rules are a completely brain dead idea, not only are they dangerous to the point where there are going to be death and carnage, it also allow cyclists to be even bigger cunts than they were before, see the cunt in this video.
The rules may make the cyclist feel safer from the traffic, but what they fail to grasp is by acting like this they are now alot more likely to come to harm from drivers.
They have gone from being at risk of an accident, usually caused by themselves, to being highly likely to become a victim of a serious assault or even worse, Mark my words cunters its going to be a regular occurance on the news, some dumbfuck cyclist with 2 black eyes looking miserable due to him fucking about in traffic and riling up the wrong person.
Personality I think when they behave like the above cunt cockwombles you deserve exactly what you get….
And then fancied seconds himself…
https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/cars/1567000/highway-code-changes-cash-for-crash-dash-cam-exclusive
Well who could have possibly predicted these new highway code rules to give fuckwits right of way on foot against cars nomatter how retarded the situation has led to chaos on the roads, crash for cash scamming cunts have been given the green light literally, cunt cyclists riding 4 abreast at 7 miles a fucking hour, wankers walking up the fast lane of the M4.
Who were the cunts that dreamt up these new rules, was the cunt high at the time, did the cunt even turn up to the meeting or just sign off the paperwork without reading it.
Maybe the cunts responsible has some mental health issues, WTF were they thinking, even if they want to do away with cars, surely they could have thought up something better than this.
These cunts must be part of the younger generation who have had the part of the brain that uses common sense removed, or drank enough to make sure that part of the brain is dead….. Cunts one and all, I wonder how long its going to be and how many deaths until the inevitable U turn in the rules…
Lastly, a cycling tale from arfurbrain:
(Most) cyclists are cunts.
Well, we have all known that for years. However I was reminded today what a bunch of smug sanctimonious cunts they are. Let me explain; most ISaCers will have seen the updates to the Highway Code recently announced. They are of course idiotic but today I saw with my own eyes the natural result. To my mind the only place in the UK where one can reasonably use a bicycle as a form of transport rather than a child’s toy is Milton Keynes. This is because the town was designed from the start to accommodate the motor car. It has a network of excellent high speed roads which is complemented by an equally comprehensive system of cycle paths.
These paths are designed such that there is no necessity to enter the main roads at any point and this includes all major junctions and roundabouts. I have driven in Milton Keynes since its very early days in the late sixties and can’t remember ever seeing a bicycle on the major roads.
Until today that is.
This afternoon I drove across Milton Keynes and in a few hundred yards saw two of the cunts in their lycra gimp-suits pedalling along at 10-12 mph on roads with a 70 mph limit. What annoys me is that when they are spread over the tarmac like a Domino’s pizza the green lobby will try to pin the blame on the driver.
You have to be shitting me. These are seriously part of the new Highway code? Anybody over the age of 17 who still rides a bike is sad or retarded. The highway code should reward any car driver who runs them over. Maybe something like wiping points off your licence. Got three points on your licence? Run over a cyclist and get 1 point wiped off. Run over a horse and get a clean licence again. That is how you get safe roads, when no-one uses it except cars and motorbikes
The rest of the wankers can use a bus
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