Dead Pool [10]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *
Congratulations to Fred West who correctly guessed the next dead cunt would be Hollywood legend and 8 times failed husband Mickey Rooney.

Here’s a picture of the dead cunt saying goodbye and thanks for all the fish…

So, Fred, you get to join the esteemed club of Dead Pool champs. (No trophy, Fred. Sorry! This isn’t Wimbledon.) You do get a free post on a subject of your choice here and, if you want it, over at Dioclese as well. Not much of a prize so please yourself.

The slate has been wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new ‘dead cunt walking’ as we move on to The Dead Pool 10. Here’s the rules :

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
You can have a maximum of three cunts each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the last Dead Pool.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion guest post on the subject of his/her choice and kudos of cuntishness aplenty. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

80 thoughts on “Dead Pool [10]

  1. Wonderful story FW. Isacunt should enter a new field, that of entertainment production. I propose a reality TV show in which celebrity cunt couples kill each other slowly over a number of weeks in front of the cameras. Your house would make a great location Fred. Celebs could be filmed gardening. Winner is the first to die with a celebrity funeral in your garden (if there is any more room) then a new Dead Cunt Walking is introduced to the household.

    In two minds about the title, “Dead Cunts Walking” obviously or “Snuff You”?

    • Now if you and your delightful dear lady wife Rosemary appeared as mortality consultants then this show could have legs. “Fred West’s Celebrity Sleep Over”. By George, I believe we have it.

  2. Just like I said (and hoped): Malcolm Glazer is no more…. Gotcha, you greedy old cunt!

  3. Bugger! Eli Wallach has shuffled off the mortal, and I nominated him – in Dead Pool 8!

    Right cunt, wrong dead pool…

    • The old cunt dithered on the edge for so long ( 98 FFS ) that a lot of us had him nominated at various times. Such is life ( and death ) mon brave. Have a feeling in me water that Doris Day might be poised to oblige. The BBC have just repeated the same doc on her for what must be the forth time at least. Gristle refused to watch it in protest.

  4. I have been instructed by her that must be obeyed to nominate three on her behalf – so Mrs D wants to name :

    Frank Windsor (although we met him and his wife on holiday and he’s a lovely bloke. It’s a premonition not a cunting apparently)

    Michael Douglas (she reckons his bird is going to wear him out)

    Mick Jagger (because she thinks he’s well past his sell by!)

    I hear and obey, my dear…

    • Consider ’em added. Been a long pool this one. Some cunt must win it soon…

  5. Olivia de Havilland turned 98 the other day so I thought out of a mark of respect we should have her here. She is the only living member of the cast of Gone With The Wind (she played the saintly Melanie). Play theme, roll credits. Frankly my dear I don’t give a dame – but me pet vulture Gristle does.

  6. hopefully this government in a frenzied attack by those muslim cunts! lets face it this country is no democracy! more like a plutocracy

  7. Bugger me butler finally knapped one. Back in April nominated me old mate Bill Ash the commie spitfire ace. Just found out he snuffed it on April 29th age 97 (see obits). Fucking family kept stumm in case I disgraced the event. Damn bad form. Nothing like a good piss-up at a funeral.

  8. Jim Garner’s gone now… There will be none of the old stars left soon (while we are left with substandard tossers like Brad Pitt, Jared Leto (cunt!) and Christian Bale)….

    I hope Garner is up there having a right booze up with Newman, McQueen, Harris and O’Toole…..

  9. Agreed, Sir… Robert Mitchum would have knocked seven shades of shite out of all that lot, and then he would do all their wives….

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