Congratulations to J R Cuntley who wins Dead Pool 192 by correctly predicting the demise of Oscar Emmy and Bafta award-winning actress Cloris Leachman who has died aged 94 from natural causes.
On to Deadpool 193.You know the rules:
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.
2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.
3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.
So on your marks, ready….set…..go!
My Nominations (Shaun)
Dustin Diamond
Doddie Weir
Rob Burrow
Michael Caputo
Derek Draper
Tim Curry
Michael Gambon
Pope benedict 16th
Tony Bennett
Harry Belafonte
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Irene Papas
George Shultz
Robert Fyfe
Roger Corman
William Russell
0
Yoko fucking Ono
Danglebert Pimpledick
Eric Burdon
Alan Price
Lyndsey Buckingham.
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Good Punt there Cuntstable, according to the Daily Wail Englebert and his Mrs have Covid
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Could it be the last waltz for old Engelbert Cuntberdinck?
Wonder if he’ll sing Please Release Me?
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The eternal ……
Stanley Baxter
Nehemiah Persoff
John Astin
Bill Ward
Dickie Davies
Bang on, JR
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Jerry Lee Lewis
Mickey Gilley
Willie Nelson
Billy Connelly
Prince Phillip
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Sammy Gravano
Eddie Richardson
Freddie Foreman
Paul Sorvino
Tony Sirico
2
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Cliff Richard
Anita Harris
George Takei
Good Darts JRC
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I still chuckle at the Frau Blucher bit in Young Frankenstein
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Cloris was also good in the (in)famous Twilight Zone episode ‘It’s A Good Life’.
And in there, JR.
Frank O’ Farrell (ex-Man United manager)
Henry Woolf (Steptoe’s Frankie Barrow)
Patsy King (Prisoner Cell Block H Governor)
Anna Karen (Olive off On The Buses)
Johnny Briggs (Mike Baldwin of Coronation Street)
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Betty White
Alan Arkin
Dick Cheney
Bob Barker
Tony Bennet
Good shot JR
2
Camilla Parkyer-Bowels
Jilly Cooper
Joannaaah Plastic-Bumley
Ton Koopman
Daniel Barenboim
2
Beast of Bolsover
Elexi navalny
Bobbi wine
Sheridan smith
Eric Clapton
2
Norman Tebbit
Roy Hattersley
CJ de Mooi
David Bradley
Buzz Aldrin
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Indeed Admin/Shaun – It’s not looking good for Dustin Diamond .
I remember reading years ago that Dustin is a weirdo and is into the sort of sexual deviancy that even B&WC would balk at.
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Back of the net JRC!
Betty ‘Order! Order!’ Boothroyd
William ‘The Fridge’ Perry
Garrison ‘A Prairie Home Companion’ Keillor
Manfred ‘Do Wah Diddy Diddy’ Mann
Grace ‘White Rabbit’ Slick
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Stacy keach
Roger Corman
Freddie Parrot Face Davies
Tom Baker
Bamber Gascoigne
0
Leonard Fenton (dr legg)
Stan Bowles
Barbara Knox
Ratko Mladic
Julie Goodyear
0
Katie Price
Harvey Price
Ghislaine Maxwell
Joe Biden
Lily Allen
I’m surprised that Miserable overlooked Katie and King Kong to be honest.
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Jimmy Carter
Eleanor Roselynn Carter (Jimmy’s wife)
Walter Mondale
Sonny Barger
Patricia Routledge.
0
Patricia Routledge and Jimmy Carter already nabbed. Norman Lloyd and Richard O’Sullivan instead.
0
Tom Daley
Philip Schofield
Jimmy Somerville
Graham Norton
Paul O’Grady
0
I actually called Phil Spector correctly in the last Dead Pool. No fucking credit for it though
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Angela Lansbury
Dick Van Dyke
Bernie Ecclestone
Rose West
Stuart Hall
2
Dame Maggie Smith (legendary actress)
Bernard Cribbins (wombling along)
Virginnia Mckenna (actress & Joyce Adams lookalike)
James Earl Jones (Luke….I am your father)
Billy Dee Williams (Lando)
0
Nigel Lawson
Peter purvis
David MaCallum
Henry Kissinger
Alejandro Jodorowski
0
Swap G Gordon Liddy for Kissinger
2
Nicola (Rugmuncher) Sturgeon
Ian (Fatty Arbuckle) Blackford
Ash (I’m literally a cunt) Sarkar
Owen (Dreadful little twat) Jones
Kamala (Inaugurate me now) Harris
This is a wish list, you understand
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Lionel Blair
Jane Asher
Mick Jagger
Barry Manilow
Marianne Faithful
0
William Shatner.
Bill Wyman.
Patricia Krenwinkle.
Norman Lloyd.
Michael Aspel.
0
My bad Norman gawn….replace him with,
Timothy West.
0
Sarah Harding
Alan Greenspan
Prunella Scales
Murray Walker
Jean-Marie Le Pen
0
Lionel Bair
Leslie Phillips
Tom baker
tony Robinson
Michael Parkinson
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