I would like to nominate creepy looking and creepy sounding people, this cunting has been inspired by a guy called Henry de Zoete (not the “guy” in the header pic – admin).
Now he may be a perfectly nice guy however after watching his TV advert for look after my bills I thought, ‘this guy is fucking creepy’
During the advert in which he tries to persuade us to sign up to an automatic switching service his facial expressions make him look like he is telling you your favourite granny just died and his voice is one which, if you were feeling a bit down, might push you over the edge.
Maybe it’s just me but ….. he is fucking creepy!
He is a bit creepy.
I find those yanks particular in California who are always smiling creepy!
Know its fake,
Tony B Liar? Creepy.
Grinning Dick Branson? Creepy.
But the worse was that old Dracula looking bandit Liberace!
Creepy as fuck
Bet his backgarden is full of small corpses the fuckin freaky twat.
Brrrr
Spooky cunt, hope they put a heavy rock on his grave? Hes the typecwho comes back, scratches at your bedroom window.
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Dominic Grieve. Anna Sourberries. Lest we forget.
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Ex-Conservative Anne Milton too, she reminds me of a ventriloquists dummy or Chucky, the psycho doll from the ‘Childs Play’ films.
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Old Dommie looks like a right perv. You could imagine him appearing numerous times in court in situations like knicker snatching off washing lines, or loitering in public lavatories (like Charles Lynton in the 1970s) or having an exclusion order placed on him around childrens playgrounds. I can see him prancing down Beaconsfield High Street in a dirty mac sniffing womens bicycle seats – something really seedy, but it would get a few laughs in court.
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Jo Swinson has that rictus / snaggletooth look that scares the shit out of me.
Polly Toynbee too
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Hi Swinson’s looks would be vastly improved by administration of a “Dirty Sanchez” or a copious application of “baby batter”.
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That guy in the You Tube looks like a 1960s swinging vicar – you can imagine him allowing his young friend Tarquin into the Sunday night service with his guitar.
I always strongly doubt anyone offering a “free” service unless they are a registered charity. What is in it for him?. There must be more “deals” going on than meets the eyes. I imagine the disconnection fees and final bills wipe out that £200 and whatever pounds you “save”.
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Dominic Cummings receives my vote.One ugly git.Push him into Unkle Terry’s oven please
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I hate that advert too. I think “standard issue millenial” and immediately stop listening.
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I always judge people on first appearance and it’s fucking rare that my initial thoughts about them are proved wrong….that’s why I’d be so good on a jury.Some weird looking Fucker who looked like he’d arrived on a pushike in the dock?…I’d find him guilty before he’d even had a chance to open his mouth.
I wouldn’t even need see the ones called Muhammed or Rastus to judge their guilt.
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Damned right Mr F…but what about those of us who choose to look peculiar? With my fabulously colourful wardrobe, ugly face and extra gay moustache, wimmin run a mile, insecure thicko men get offended and aggressive and, oddly, kids (ones that I know, I probably ought to add!) seem to want to play with me more than other adults.
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Judging by your self description we may have just solved the case of “Thomas the Todger-Toucher”… a seedy looking chap (with an equally seedy looking dog) notorious for hanging around public toilets offering help “shaking the drops off the lily” to thalidomide victims.
You are a disgrace and The Police have been called.
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Don’t say “thalidomide”, Mr F….you’ll get me all excited!
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In furtherance of
I’ll bet you didn’t know that Thomas’s local is England’s smallest pub.
Can you guess what it’s called? Answers on the back of a postcard.
I was about to give a PO Box address, but I urgently need to switch Tony Blair off my (slightly timeshifted) “live” feed of Radio 4 Today Programme. You’ve probably already heard the cunt burbling on in his execrable Estuary English.
Actually, it’s going off RIGHT FUCKING NOW .
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I am very glad apart from the early morning news I no longer have Wireless 4 and their fucking Today programme. To hear that old pansy on a wet Monday morning really would be the pits. What was his sage advice today? We will have to learn to live with the virus or daffodils are yellow?
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Is the cunt offering to commit suicide on air?. No bugger.
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Morning Thomas,
With the colourful clothes maybe they think your a kids presenter?
Lot of adults look watt round me ( Think Lurch with Rasputins beard)
But kids wont leave me alone, not scared at all?!
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Wary not watt.
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Why do you reckon Mr Fiddler looks like, MNC?
Despite the appearance he presents on ISAC, I reckon he looks like Timothy Claypole from Rentaghost.
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I reckon Dick looks like a weatherbeaten, ruddy faced slightly drunk and bit moody Terry Scott
Thomas.☺
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The pissed off “Carry On Camping” Terry Scott.
His finest hour…
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I’d be disappointed if he doesn’t look like his avatar.
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Wasn’t Timothy Claypole a “Gayz”?
Come on Sir Fiddler, have about his face with a leather gauntlet and demand sat-is-fac-sheeeeoan (sounds better with a comedy french accent).
En-guarde!
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TT TtCE@ – I think Sir Fiddler looks identical to his avatar – Vincent Price in “The Witchfinder General”!
(A rather good film, randomly!).
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Miserable-that’s the Harry Potter effect-little feckers love Hagrid😂
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Very fair minded of you, Dick. A walking constonant of common sense.
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Haven’t seen the advert. But then again I don’t bother with the Gogglebox much these days.
However, old Steptoe always comes to mind in terms of creepy-looking cunts. He’s like someone’s granddad stuck in a care home, sucking on humbugs, stroking his stale porridge-encrusted beard while dribbling & pissiing in his PJs every five minutes while he ruminates on what might have been!
He looks down at his feet and admires the piles of Marxist Weekly magazines gathering dust. And on the far wall of his little room are pin-ups of Flabbott in all her naked refinery!
Good grief, I need a fucking shower!
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The creepiest look is the malnurised hipster/vegan “moby” type cunt, they mostly look like creeps before they even open their cake holes!, and a stare of the eyes like a Russian sleep experiment victim, and a patronising “Tarquin” voice, and then add glasses to the mix for the authentic creep look, utter cunts!
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Talking of Steptoe, Ken Livingstone comes high on the creep list. With that nasal whine and supercilious sneer of Marxist holiness. He would not look out of place on an episode of the Munsters.
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Ken Livingstone does posses a “touch” of the child-catcher from that Disney horror.
Shudder☹️
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Smashing picture, Admin – He’s a “looker” and no mistake !
How long were you swiping on Tinder to find that saucy little tease ?!
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Keep well away if he’s eating a banana.
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You can look creeoy, be a mong and talk bollox while gaining attention from simpletons. Step forward Greta thunderpants.
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Home affairs minister Peter Dutton is a creepy cunt, looks like a fat Nosferatu due to eating so many babies. Don’t meet his gaze, he will take your soul.
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We should add to the list Gaylord Adonis. I can picture his knobbly knees in a pair of stained shorts at camp fulfilling his duties as a scout master
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See also: Peter Garrett, creepy ‘The Hills Have Eyes’-looking motherfucker that he is.
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One notable exception to this tenet is Ron Mael from Sparks.
Seriously creepy looking but definitely not a cunt.
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Yes Rons more ‘creepy cool’ and is aware of how he looks, he gets a pass from me too.👍
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There is a creepy cunt I have seen a couple of times – Ryland something? With a gay beard. Gives me the fucking shits.
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Is “the fucking shits” a Welsh euphemism for “the fucking horn” Cuntstable?
Btw, I believe you are referring to Rylan Clark-Neal, cunted by my ex-butler Willie Stroker awhile back:
http://is-a-cunt.com/2017/11/rylan-clark-neal/
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How dare you suggest that any Welshcunt could use shits as a euphonium for horn. But yes, that’s the creepy cunt.
By the way. Have you let Stroker go? He has been sighted sleeping in the doorway of the Ipswich Sally Army.
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Sounds more like Willie’s let himself go! ☺️
Last I heard he was hiding in his allotment shed, sniffing Princess Died’s shit stained undercrackers.
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Now that has given me the horn.
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That cunt looks like he’s made of plastic, the fucking one-man freak show.
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Not as plastic looking or creepy as this weirdo:
http://is-a-cunt.com/2018/03/rodrigo-alves/
Who incidentally has been cunted 3 times.
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He looks like reject from Madam Tussauds.
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Nothing to do with the post but a much better advert, all the same:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgivRJa8N7g
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Like that Moggie!☺👍👍
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Too bad it’s such a shite bland Corona style beer, even by Oz standards.
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Mostly everyone looks fucking creepy these days. Muzzle wearing paranoid depressing cunts.
I never thought Glasgow could get even more miserable. How wrong was i.
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How about Steve Buscemi out of Resevoir Dogs? Bloody good actor but seriously looks like a kiddie-diddler!
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I have noticed I assess potential girlfriends by their ‘look’ more and more these days.
Some women definitely have that slightly ‘psycho’ look abaaaaaht them, like the one I dumped a while ago.
I noticed she had a bit of a psycho look to her and since being dumped she has been changing her WhatsApp picture to try and show me what I am missing aaaaht on, trying to tempt me back but she cannot hide that Psycho look.
I mean who could blame her, she is obviously upset at missing aaaaht on her dream man (me) and the sex, and good life I am synonymous with.
I suppose all women are a bit mad but some a lot more than others…it seems it’s often the best looking ones that hide their madness behind their looks.
What a fucker.
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B&W Cunt-I too have noticed that Wimminz have developed an aggressive streak, most off putting.
As an older Cunt, who started bagging bed post notches in the 1980’s, I feel I lived through happier times for a cocksman.
It wasn’t all plain sailing-any other old fuckers remember when young ladies started wearing Doc Martins and drinking pints?
Outrageous behaviour-although I did pursue one such girly, back in the day, a student PE teacher, my first fully blonde pussy and a first class fuck-to 🥾😉
Happier times.
Remember B&W-they are all fucking mental…
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Wise words CG,
They are all mental…it’s trying to find the least mental ones is the way forward.
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As Bob Marley said “Everyone is insane – find an insane you can handle”
Bob probably didn’t meet too many Karens though!
Talking of creepy, the old Man is wandering about outside mine again, he’s ringing a bell, soiling his pyjamas and smells strongly of piss and cabbage.
The truly sad thing is if you go near him he starts shouting that he could have been Prime Minister and insists you read a book he’s waving around called “Das Kapital” – it seems to have faeces smeared on it.
His carers? Nowhere to be seen – the inhumanity!
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Thomas- you are Derek Jacoby on the 1980’s Tales of the Unexpected episode:
“A stranger in town”
I claim my Rishi Sunak 70% ISAC reduced Beer Token👍
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Peter Sutcliffe comes to mind, he looked creepy, obviously guilty…. interviewed nine times by the police, in those days he could have been banged up for looking like a psycho.
He looked just like Oddbod Junior in Carry on Screaming.
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Yes-yes he did.
Talking if Carry on Screaming, Floella Fielding as the Femme Fatale-woof woof.
Said in my best Oliver Hardy impersonation: “mmmmm mm”
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I have to say snooker leg-end Ronnie O’Sullivan looks well dodgy. If I ever fulfill my dream of remaking Alfred Hitchcock’s 1972 “Frenzy” (with Jess Phillips as the woman in a sack of potatoes on the motorway), I would get Ronnie to play “Mr. Rust”
Whenever he loses a frame he sneers, stares and looks as if he is about to send the boys round.
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I get really creeped out by Tony Blair, Anna Soubry, Old Man Steptoe and that vile hag Yasmin Alibaba-Brown. Yoko Ono has always been on my list of people that you wouldn’t want to meet in the dark as well. As Ann Widdicombe once put it, ‘there’s something of the night’ about this lot.
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Rory ‘Monkey Boy’ Stewart springs to mind on the creep looks.
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Welsh first minister is rather … creepee … don’t suppose any of you have seen him though, except Constable C?
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He always sounds like he has won the lottery jackpot but lost his ticket 😂
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David Walliams.
Say no more.
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I remember in the olden days it was, “Would you like a sweety?” Nowadays, it’s “Would you like an iphone?”
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