An environmentally friendly, plastic bag (recyclable) 15p extra cunting please for this increasingly scatty cunt.
Just when you think Ms. Lucas can’t get any more barmy, she comes up with something so fucking crass you just have to wonder what she uses for brains. Her latest idea is that there should be an all-wimmin government of national unity:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49314840
This will include Superbitch Anna Soubry, tubby slubberguts Emily Thornberry, all teeth and tits Lib Dem leader girl Jo Swinson and a few other pals. The only caveat seems to be you have to be a Remainer and subscribe to the sisterhood.
Horseshit begets horseshit, so this has prompted half caste Clive Lewis M.P. to enquire why Ms. Lucas has not included any “BAME” wimmin on her wishlist. Ms. Lucas has said she would welcome Diane Abbott to the dream team. Well, there is a guarantee of a brains trust and no mistake!
Actually it might not be such a bad idea – Soubry, Thornberry and Lucas all working together – cue a bitch fight within an hour of the first meeting starting. I am just surprised that the half witted, Brighton Pavillion MP Lucas didn’t invite rent-a-gob Jess Phillips along, though being August, perhaps our Jessie is taking part in seaside wet t-shirt contests.
Seriously there is a film here – ‘Carry On Westminster’.
John McDonnell last week, Lucas this week – the new Sid James and Barbara Windsor are here – in Adonis, they already have Kenneth Williams. What a pity Peter Rogers and Gerald Thomas are dead.
Nominated by W. C. Boggs
Ms Lucas has made a formal complaint to Twitter regarding a tweet sent by Arron Banks about our very own St Greta of Kuntberg. After a tweet wishing our beloved saint ‘Bon Voyage ‘ he sent another saying freak storms happen in the Atlantic in August. This was enough to make Ms Lucas ‘Sick to her stomach ‘.
Well,at least she knows how she makes us cunts feel.
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Perhaps he was just suggesting she should be careful, wouldnt want her washed overboard when taking a shit in her little bucket.
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After two weeks’ sailing, the bucket of overflowing shit would still smell better than an all-female cabinet.
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I presume there will be a “special place in Hell” for cunts like Ms lucas.
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My belief is that Ms Kuntsberg will have an uneventful passage unless one of the crew ties up astern and pumps her bilge.
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One hopes she has an uneventful passage but if the little troll rejects evil meat and is sustained by pure vegetable matter and fibre then I would imagine her passage would be working rather hard.
Not sure what sort of green and eco friendly means are available to keep the crevice lemon fresh.
Webbed hands would come in useful when the arse paper runs out though.
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Aye, that’s a different take on working your passage. There was a vegan wimminz on a trawler I worked on – until the skipper’s wife found out – and the spare bunk was fully occupied with greenery and fibre. She shat in a 5-gall oildrum like the rest of us. We only did 4 or 10-day trips, though.
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I should add that she was as hard as nails, looked terrific, and was a better deckhand than most.
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Whys she dressed as will ferrell in anchorman?
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Hopelessly libtarded. The very epitome of dumb snowflakery. If there is any wet lettuce liberal idea this bitch doesn’t subscribe to it can only be because no cunt has told her about it yet. I owned a cat once who shat more intelligent things than Caroline. Only the useless gays of Brighton could vote this dimmo into Parliament.
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Zippy’s half wit (being geneous) ugly sister has finally gone over the top and can never return to sanity.
When questioned on the no BAME she said she had targeted female leaders and deputy leaders, so how the fuck did sugar tits, heidi allen and justine greening get in the mix.
Who would lead, well there is a question, it would have to be someone from one of the main parties, so sugar tits or greening.
No men, well maybe there could be room for the ones who are as wet as her sweaty fanny would have been when dreaming up this fucking bullshit.
While we are on the dream team, I listened for as long as possible to the Jo Swinson bitch speech today and that wasnt very long, her most used word is BREXIT but either there is something wrong with my ears or she has a strange way of saying the word
What I hear sounds like it is spelt BEGSIT and its fucking annoying
Lucas isnt just a cunt, she is a lunatic cunt.
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Indeed, SOI – A lot of people say BREG-ZIT (even if they’re on the correct side of the argument)… which chafes my gusset and no mistake
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Steptoe has trumped this by asking for cross party backing for himself as caretaker PM. They are truly a bunch of fuckwits.
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If you ever want any evidence of how fucking biased our media is you only need look at the completely disproportionate amount of airtime given to this muppet faced 1 seat wonder.
Lucas has overachieved!! She is the sort of council cunt that you find across the UK who blights the life of ordinary people but owing to the daft cunts in her constituency she has against all the odds made it to Parliament!!
Lucas spouts endless bollocks and appears to irritate everybody outside of Brighton pavilion, hopefully Brexit gets delivered and this green gobshite can go back to the anonymity her lack of talent deserves…….
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The dozy bint overachieved when she learnt to talk…
(Apologies if this has appeared twice, the site appears to be playing up).
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Stig of The Dump lived in a sort of cave on a common and used old bottles and jam jars as a window. He’d rather have had access to some music or a kettle. The only similarity between old Stig and this whining, hypocritical gook-face is that they both look like they slept in a ditch and smell of faeces. She doesn’t practise what she preaches and lives in the land of fantasy.
Stig should have a dump in her mouth.
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Immigration is bad for the environment (housing deficit requiring a new homes to be built more and more on greenbelt land), FACT!
And yet Lucas’ position on immigration is as open door as any left wing fanatic.
Last time I checked, the ordinary folk of Brighton (Lucas’ constituency) – excluding the arseless leather chaps brigade, druggies and feminazis (of which Lucas is one) – were more concerned about the environmental impact of litter, used needles and condoms being strewn everywhere than renewable energy bollocks, FACT!
And yet Lucas has no time for these trivialities (that would improve the quality of life of her constituents), when there are much bigger ticket virtue-signalling items to pontificate over that – if implemented – would make the people of Brighton much worse off.
Nuclear power is the only form of renewable energy that packs enough punch to power cities, FACT!
And yet Lucas and her Green fascists say there’s “no point” in nuclear energy.
Lucas wants a female only cabinet (and did the whole “hand wringing” thing when she was called out for them all being white women as well – oh fucking spare me FFS) because men are all about posturing and testosterone, when women can be truly nasty cunts to one another (especially high-powered ones) because women compete with one another over anything and everything because that’s just the way they’re biologically wired, FACT! Why? In order to give “THE PEOPLE” another democratic referendum vote, and so-on, and so-on, until THEY get the result THEY want (how very EU of them)!
And yet Lucas and her cabal think it undemocratic to respect the result of the original 2016 referendum.
So I hope that she will forgive me for seeing the word “Oxymoron” emblazoned on her Spock-headed forehead every time her cunt fizog (dis)graces our screens!
Cunt!
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This makes ‘Carry On up the Khyber’ look like a serious study of the British Raj.
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Personally, I’m all in favour of an all-wimmin cabinet, especially one that consists of the demented harridans mentioned. Get them all in one room and lob in a grenade. Then we can all get some peace.
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…composed with environmentally-friendly nails.
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Zippy’s idiot bastard half sister. Green Talibannie cunt can fuck off.
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Old Lucarse is rapidly rattling her way up to the wall. Eight noms now, only two to go.
Lucarse is a prime example of the Peter Principle – promoted beyond her abilities. Her only skillset seems to be the ability to embrace every sexual deviation, minority view and half-arsed greenwash proposal. What next, produce the UK’s energy with vegan farts from her spreading arse and hot air from her constantly flapping slotgob?
Fuck you, Lucarse, you are one Green Cunt.
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A great call-out WC. ‘Loony Tunes’ Lucas is absolutely barking mad, and completely unbearable.
As an aside, Loony looks very butch in that picture. Is it photoshopped?
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I think she looks fandabidosy.
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I wonder if this silly cunt pays her gas bill?
Fuck off.
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She’s a fucking MP, since when have they ever paid for anything?
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She puts the “dum” in second referendum.
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And the ‘er….’.
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Lucas makes me want to see the world end via apocalyptic environmental disaster, if the only alternative is a world run by the likes of this horrible sanctimonious cunt then time we were all smitten with disaster.
Sixdog; saving the world one cunt at a time.
Caroline Lucas excluded, if the waters wee rising around us I would stand on her head just to outlive the cunt.
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I am sick of seeing this obnoxious cunt on tv discussion panels as if she represented a significant parliamentary party. She only represents herself.
Her idea of an all female cabinet is in itself based on sex discrimination. Her choice of cabinet members is deeply tribal ( she accused men of tribalism) – she only invites female politicians that agree with her. No Pritti Patel, Suella Braveman or Liz Truss. Only female Libtard Remainers.
This thick cunt needs to get out of politics and go back to fingering herself all day.
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She is fingering herself sll fau dreaming of a female only team
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You would bet any money you like that this libtard cretin was a vegan wouldn’t you? No, the vicious bitch actually eats fish.
Fish murderer! Cod basher! Salmon torturer!
How can you be a proper green wanker when you eat innocent living creatures?
Kipper Killer!
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Whitebait whacker !
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Carp cunt-lapper
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It’s a pity this dippy gobshite hasn’t fucked off across the Atlantic with that little shit Thunberg, hopefully to get toppled into the abyss by a freak ‘climate crisis’ induced wave.
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The Thunderbirds freak would soon get pissed off with this arrogant bitch lecturing her 24 hours a day. Libtards are like that…….they all want to be number one and out virtue signal one another. With any luck the Swedish saviour of the planet would push her overboard and a school of sharks would have their revenge on the fish murdering slag.
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I dunno she could show her the ropes in tuppence-licking and bean-flicking?
It’s tied-on that Thunderberk will not be tolerating men folk in her life because they are to be hated also. Hopefully this will mean that the cunt line ends with her.
Quick! Hide the turkey baster!
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Green Party MP Caroline Lucas has complained to Twitter over a tweet by Brexit campaigner Arron Banks aimed at climate change activist Greta Thunberg.
On Wednesday, Mr Banks referred to Ms Thunberg’s sea voyage across the Atlantic and tweeted: “Freak yachting accidents do happen in August…”
Ms Thunberg, who chooses not to fly, is sailing from the UK to attend UN climate summits in New York and Chile.
Fuck off.
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Yes, that was a terrible, disgraceful thing to say. But if he had said chuck acid in her face that would have been a “joke” obviously.
The libtard rule book.
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I’m still a bit concerned about all this earlier talk of Thunderbird’s passage. She is sixteen right? Phew! *wipes brow*.
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She is Utterly bonkers mental as Al Murray would say.
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You would not want her doing hand jobs for crack.
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Mmm mokae i see some serious problems here .
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One has to be extremely fit to make an Atlantic crossing in a boat like this. Look at videos of the Volvo Ocean Race and the Fastnet Race. The wide-eyed troll-like cunt and her fucking old man just simply wouldn’t be up to it.
She’s probably already been airlifted by helicopter off the Cornish Coast and ,after flying Transatlantic in a gas-guzzling private jet ,will “miraculously” emerge from below decks at the finish line looking as fresh as a newly dropped turd.
Trump should refuse her entry to the Country.
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My thoughts exactly.
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Breaking ABBC/Sky News:
“David Lammy is calling for an all male sub-primate Cabinet of national unity.”
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Well in wich case even his constituents (who know hes a racist bigoted twat)wont be in attendance then.
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What sort of lying, retarded, mong, bastard would fill a cabinet with leavers thus disenfranchising the majority of the electorate and call it National Unity? Are these fucking cunts for real? They are taking the fucking piss big time.
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I have detested this dizzy bint since the first time I seen her a few months ago on Question Time. It only took a matter of seconds for my hatred to develop, as she pretty much immediately launched into a coma-inducing tirade about Trump, Brexit,global warming,wimminz and peacefuls. As expected, this tiresome tirade mostly consisted of worn out words such as “misogynist”,”racist”,”sexist” ,”fascist “and other greatest hits of the left, all the time whilst behaving like a mad woman who’s in the middle of a breakdown and who’s just one shouty excited speech away from incarceration at the local asylum. She makes Su Pollard look fucking sane.
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