Germany

The Germans are utter cunts.

Not necessarily for the usual reason – WWII- but because they run the EU solely for their own benefit, destroying the rest of Europe in the process.

Berlin ensures the EU works solely in in the interests of Germany and blocks fiscal transfers that would help smaller states. The single currency added 280 billion Euros to the German economy in 2017 but impoverished the Italian economy by 530 billion Euros. During the Eurozone crisis that ugly flabby cunt Merkel refused to cancel the debts of Greece and forced it to follow brutal austerity policies which have decimated Greek society and impoverished a generation. The bailouts the mendacious, grasping Krauts did agree – in Greece, Portugal and Ireland- only covered the liabilities of German banks in those countries.

Germany also fails to pay its fair share towards European defence, relying on us and, in particular, the Yanks to cover them ( a subject on which the Orange one will have more to say in the future).

Germany also single handedly caused Europe’s migration crisis by allowing hundreds of thousands of Peacefuls to legally enter Germany, opening the floodgates to thousands more who try to sneak in over the borders of Greece and Italy, those two nations the Krauts have done so much to decimate.

Look at German business and you will see fat corporate cheats with the morals of a pimp. Volkswagen anyone!!

Libtards rail at the USA and the Orange one but it’s Merkel and the Krauts that have failed to reduce carbon emissions or introduce that other libtard cause, same sex marriage. So where is the Merkel blimp in London?

And yet, we are told by Remainers that we must at all costs remain a member of this German racket.

The Germans are hypocrites, cheats and cunts.

Fuck off.

67 thoughts on “Germany

  1. Totally agree with this cunting, after my own comprehensive cunting of this fucking nation back in October 2018..

    http://is-a-cunt.com/2018/10/germany/

    The EU is run primarily by Germany for the benefit of Germany. Merkel has (with Blair’s and the EU’s help) fucked this and other European countries for all eternity.

    As someone (much wiser and worldlier than I) once said “It’s not war we should fear, but what the Germans do in peace”.

    • If it wasn’t for the British Army officer, Major Ivan Hirst, restarting the Wolfsburg factory at the end of 1945 to produce ‘Beetles’ for cheep military & civilian transport, then Volkswagen would not exist today.

      Let’s tell Germany thanks for making the company rich ; we’ll take our share of 74 years of profits now 🙂

      Fucking kraut bastards. (well I guess counting all your money is a better hobby than gassing Jewish children & pensioners)

      Once a dirty Nazi, always a dirty Nazi….

  2. Das Krauts have always been a bunch of snide bastards and much like the group of people they’ve let flood in they’ve been hell bent on control of the economy and domination for hundreds of years.
    Those two worlds are on a collision course and the outcome will either be horrific or hilarious.

  3. I worked for a German company for 2 years. There’s something still there about the Krauts – they still want to rule Europe. They do make fine beer and sausage though – but their cars are mostly shit now.

  4. I think Germany do what other european nations should do also – they are productive, organised, democratic, and run their country for the benefit of their people. Nobody makes Italy stay in the EU and nobody made Greece spend a whole bunch of money they don’t have. If nations feel their relationship with Germany isn’t working for them then change it. Join the UK in leaving the EU and together we’ll form our own trading bloc to rival the EU whilst allowing greater national sovereignty.

    I don’t blame Germany for other countries mistakes, their leaders are just trying to put money in their voters pockets.

    • Have you been on the sherry. We should have made Germany a pigery after WWII.

      • We should want Germany to be the economic powerhouse that it is, having countries to trade with makes everybody richer. Germany just can’t win – if they have a small army people criticise for not spending enough money on european defence, and if they do spend people will say they’re dangerous and being provocative and the nazis blah blah blah.

      • I like the germans the indigenous ones anyway! Hard working earnest, good beer great sausage, shorts & long socks combo, kraftwerk, panzer tanks, dont hold any of that animosity bollocks over ww2, they had to go fight for their country like our lads did, i dont see them as the enemy.

      • Amon Düül II were the bees-knees back in the early 1970s. As was Krautrock generally.

      • Autobahn was the first single I bought Miserable and still sounds as good today as when I first heard it.

      • If they fuck the Frogs totally, it serves them right for voting in Macron, the snivelling, granny-shagging cockwomble.

        De Gaulle was an odious cunt too.

    • quote – “Libtards rail at the USA and the Orange one but it’s Merkel and the Krauts that have failed to reduce carbon emissions or introduce that other libtard cause, same sex marriage. So where is the Merkel blimp in London?”

      You’ll never get the likes of the BBC or The Guardian to report on anything as logical as that, primarily because it doesn’t fit in with their blinkered mantra.

      Germany, just like France, does what it fucking well pleases, regardless of what the EU may say otherwise. They dictate to other EU countries, but never put their own house in order in terms of EU harmony and idealism

      But again the BBC and Grauniad will never open that can of worms in case it reignites the Leavers ongoing argument that the EU is not a level playing field at all!

  5. I concur entirely with the original post. On a less strategic level, having lived there for four years I figured out pretty quick that they fucking hate the British, they may not show it but, even now, they are fucking seething that they never got to do to us what they did to the rest of Europe, and never forget that even the youngest Kraut is only a couple of generations from an active Nazi. The fuckers.

  6. Just give the cunts the old Dresden treatment… EU? The fuckers should still be paying us damages for the fucking Blitz… They really are Hunbelievable cunts, aren’t they?….

      • You can just imagine the discussion Sir Arthur had just before the bombing raid with his planning staff….”…but Sir, Dresden has absolutely no military value to the Germans, it’s a medieval city built mostly of wood, it’ll be raised to the ground, it’s full of refugees from the other cities we’ve bombed….”
        Bomber Harris – “Fuck ’em”.

      • Goebbels ranting and raving like a fucking drama queen was as scary as a jelly, but ‘Bomber’ scares me shitless. It’s the utterly cold determination of the fanatic, and the Krauts were really going to get it up ’em, the cunts.

    • Fucking right. Single currency? The only currency those cunts understand is the sort we dropped on Dresden.
      They had some nasty plans for the Brits, and we should never forget that.
      As soon as we’d developed the hydrogen bomb, we should’ve turned it into Lake Germany.

  7. That is easily one of the best cuntings I have ever read in here, against some pretty good competition . Bravo.

  8. Apart from their massively-inflated view of their own importance, their slaughter of a certain people, wretched food, nasty policing, awful leaders, ablution habits, ridiculously long words, Helmut fucking Köhl, deficiency of humour and frightening inability to laugh at themselves, overuse of heroin, lackadaisical treatment and allowance of Turks, Wilhelm “Weather Girl arm” II, miserable attitude towards the Polish, infuriating organisation in World Cups, excessive monopoly of classical composers, horribly unwatchable theatre, absurdly atrocious pop music, and the piss poor Teutonic Shakin’ Stevens tribute act Angela cunty mutti Merkel, I like them.

    • “Weather Girl arm” LOL.
      You mean wither!
      That’s why he was such a fucking helmet- only 50% wanking capacity……..

  9. Many years ago I wrote “Hitler Kaputen” in black felt tip on a park bench in Munich. As I walked away an elderly Kraut couple came towards me. I looked over my shoulder and they were looking down at the bench and they were fucking furious.
    I pissed myself laughing…….but then i’m a cunt obviously.

    • According to Ford Maddox Ford (in his novel The Good Soldier), Germans drink champagne at the deathbed of a soon-to-be departed.

  10. Germans are cunts and their women like it up the bum. The one that I shagged did anyway….
    Dirty slags.

    • Merkel’s still got the jitters about it Deploy, you must have really hammered her flutencrappen.

      • I think the old Frau has deployed plenty of sausage up there in her time. Filthy fuck machine.

      • Don’t word Merkel, Shivering is good for the metabolism.
        Die, you miserable, rotund bitch.

    • The one that I bummed apparently didn’t like it…..but I fucking bummed the sausage-eating squarehead whore anyway.

  11. Good news!

    Some stowaway cunt fell out of the landing gear of a plane from Kenya and ended up in somebody’s garden in South Londonistan.
    I hope they got some compo for the cunt fucking up their grass with his blood and guts.

    • More likely they’ll be sued for not having a safety net installed.

      • It makes a change to find a dead architect in your garden rather than on the pavement outside the chicken shop.

    • And to think if the daft cunt had held on for another 5 minutes he would have landed at Heathrow, dozy twat!

      No doubt Suckdick will blame the airline for not doing enough to protect the poor downtrodden illegal.

      • The house holder should have picked up all the frozen limbs and popped them in the deep freeze for dinner later.

      • If the Gnardiu are to be believed (and I dont for one fucking minute), on Brexit a blambo falling out of the sky will be a delicacy – it will make a change from the dogs and cats we will supposedly be dining on when we have ditched the EU.

      • If the Gnardiu are to be believed (and I dont for one fucking minute), on Brexit a dark key falling out of the sky will be a delicacy – it will make a change from the dogs and cats we will supposedly be dining on when we have ditched the EU.

    • At least the cunt had the decency not to go through the home owner’s roof

    • Actually it was my cunting. Admin has forgotten to include my name so he can take the credit.

      • Had a feeling the authors name had been overlooked.

        Merkel and Germany should be cunted every fucking day as far as I am concerned for the damage they have done to this country over the last 100 years,

        CUNTZ

  12. Interestingly virtually all the Bavarians I know despise Merkel and her immigration policy. They have old army camps full of peacefuls. It’s horrendous.

  13. I like German cars but that’s abaaaaaht it. The women are probably ok buy mot a patch on the Danish.
    Even German professional sports stars like Vettel have that psychotic German must win nature that they let slip from time to time.
    To top it all my great grandparents fought these cunts.
    Hopefully that Merkel kunt is on her way out the Shakin Steven’s cunt.
    Go fuck yourself.

    • Oh they make top Synthesisers as well… Access Virus, Waldorf,
      The cunts.

  14. A word of advice to my fellow football cunters’ if you ever visit Germany, don’t mention the VAR. I did once but I think I got away with it.

    • Got invited once, 20 years ago, by a old mate (money broker in the City) to go on a stag week to a villa on the lovely Greek island of Samos. The host was a Deutsche Bank wanker but he provided good hospitality, including plenty of drink. There were 5 British guys and 8 German guys (very big villa) and we got on really well, plus they always talked in English when one of us was present. No one mentioned the war until the last night of the week and the oldest German (in his 60s then) stopped the conversation by saying ” My father died in a concentration camp…..”.

      A silence fell as we pondered the ramifications.

      “Yes”, he said, ” He got drunk and fell out of a guard tower”
      I’ve never laughed so much and a guy actually pissed himself. They are mainly cunts though.

  15. Germany seems to have conveniently forgotten about the 1953 London agreement, which slashed the warmongering bastards debt by 50%, and gave them very favourable rates on the remainder.
    Do we owe the Fourth Reich £39 billion ? Do we fuck.
    Germans are never to be trusted and can Fuck Right Off.
    Bomb doors open.
    Tally ho !
    Good evening.

    • As my dearly departed Grandmother used to say ;
      “the only good German’s a dead one” – wise woman

  16. Ace! Man-thing Williams just got knocked out of wimbledon! You’ll never get that 24th title. I’M A MOTHER!

    • Sorry to have to tell you but it was Venus who got beaten, not Serena, the mother and umpire haranguer. They’re both cunts, though.

    • Saw the article only a few days ago with similar feelings to yourself Cuntologost.

  17. Why would any sane individual want to name their son “Helmut”? It sounds so cheesy. (sorry)
    Arschlocher!

  18. Germany: musical nirvana.
    The Bachs, Handel ( born there) Beethoven, Mendelssohn… well, ok, it produced Wagner and Stockhausen too, but no-one’s perfect….oh, and Puhdys:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10jk16ga5So

    There was some magnificent stuff on Radio DDR before the wall came down. Used to catch it on shortwave, and this was often played.

  19. Good thing about Modern Deutschland Uber Alles is that it is an Economic Giant and Soccer Superpower but it’s also a Military Midget.The Yanks and Ivan’s made sure it had no nukes or chance of developing em.So if the Krauts start getting lippy again the would be Fourth Reich will be vaporised within 6 minutes not 6 years.
    Been to Krautland twice,people seem ok,not as arrogant as the Frogs,very nice towns und cities ,excellent food and infrastructure.
    Kraut birds though ain’t in the same Pulchritude League as the Czechs,Dutch,Scandinavians,Poles,Ukrainians,Russians etc.Maybe that’s why the Cunts invaded most of Europe,to nick the local talent and ship it back to the Vaterland.

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