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I would like to nominate Germany/Germans for a massive cunting

Opening with an excellent article written by Simon Heffer (Telegraph) in May 2016

Chancellor Merkel has ensured her country prospers while others suffer.
The arsenal of fear must almost be nearly exhausted. Those daring to vote to leave the EU will inflict on Britain collapsing house prices (according to George Osborne and Christine Lagarde of the IMF, who should worry about the EU’s unemployment-soaked economies); a “technical” recession (Mark Carney, a “technical” Irish-Canadian with a long record of error, who for this disgraceful political interference should be kicked back to Ottawa); and, of course, the Third World War (Mr Cameron). It’s clearly a Corporal Jones moment for the Remainers, though any cries of “don’t panic” come far too late: they are manifestly drowning in it.

“What must we fear if we stay? Not merely relentless uncontrolled immigration (and the lies told about it), putting such burdens on our schools, hospitals and infrastructure that UK citizens suffer, but the inevitability of our nation’s destiny being increasingly subject to the wishes of foreigners whom we don’t elect. I am not talking about the amorphous idea of “Brussels”: I’m talking about Germany.

Five years ago I wrote a piece referring to the control Angela Merkel exerted over Europe as “the Fourth Reich”. I was accused of a horrible breach of taste. However, when one looks at German power today one realises that she had hardly even started. The key to German success is this: it participates in a weak currency (whose value would collapse without it) enabling its exports to sell far more cheaply than had it retained the Deutschmark. Therefore, it continues to grow in economic strength relative to its partners (including us) but especially those in the Eurozone, notably France and Italy, who would benefit greatly from restoring the Franc and the Lira.

Any net exporter in the EU (which we are most certainly not) also benefits hugely from the vast and incomprehensible welter of EU regulations on products and employment law, which keep external competitors at arm’s length and pile costs on them if they wish access to the single market.

Germany is so rich, and getting richer at the expense not least of its partners that it can afford to pretend globalisation isn’t happening. We are not so fortunate, and leaving the EU to avoid all these regulations and take proper advantage of the wider world is not the least reason why we must vote to get out.

Dr Savvas Savouri (chief economist at the leading investment business Toscafund) points out that if we stay in the EU there will be huge costs for us from all this chaos, despite being out of the Eurozone. “Having renewed our vows to remain in the EU ‘through sickness and in health’ we will be required to contribute to funding the fiscal efforts being applied to our ever more sickly EU partners,” he writes. The costs will be huge, and once we have committed ourselves to remain we will be forced to join the communal effort to save ailing partners.

He also argues that such a wave of economic hardship will propel more impoverished Europeans across open borders into the UK: and don’t forget what Iain Duncan Smith disclosed last week, that Mr Cameron deleted a passage about controlling immigration from a speech he made because he was told it would upset the Germans. That is the reality of our relationship with the EU: if we choose to stay in, the Germans will ensure that we become ever more obedient to their policies – so stand by for their next project, Turkey’s admission to the EU, and all that would entail.

It was not just deeply offensive, but ironic, that Mr Cameron should last week have evoked the idea of another world war in his latest intelligence-insulting act of hysteria aimed at making us vote to stay in the EU. It is not just that our fathers and grandfathers fought in two world wars to allow Britain the right to continue to rule itself, rather than to be ruled by Germans: Mr Cameron plainly won’t admit that German domination of the EU means it has conquered without war, and signing up to the EU is signing up to the Fourth Reich.

Ask the Greeks if you think I exaggerate: Germany runs Europe without firing a shot. It forces far weaker partners to stay in a currency zone that is crippling them, and uses its economic muscle to dictate immigration and other key policies. And if you believe the Germans won’t take a UK vote to stay in as a signal to continue and intensify their control over the EU, and to make us help pay for its baleful effects, then you aren’t paying attention.

It’s not war we should fear, but what the Germans do in peace.

If this is not already enough I would like to add the following for your kind consideration:

Angela Merkel (again), for being a deranged lunatic strutting round in her frumpy outfits, continuing to spout utter fucking nonsense like some fucking guru and persevering with her ridiculous immigration policy for well over two years since the above article was written, and for the untold misery and death this has caused for the immigrants risking everything to get into mainland Europe and the countries they infest once they arrive.

Angela Merkel (again, and again) for plotting to replace Jean Claude Juncker in EU’s top role with a German. The successful appointee will be undoubtedly ably supported by Martin Selmayr (another German).

Martin Schultz.

Historians tell us Germany was the prime instigator of WW1 in which the total number of military and civilian casualties was around 40 million.

Historians tell us Germany was the prime instigator of WW2 in which somewhere between an estimated 70 million and 85 million people worldwide (or approximately 3% of the world’s population) died.

The USSR are portrayed as being the bad guys of Europe, however they fought alongside the British in both first and second world wars, against the Germans.

For people like Hitler, Himmler, Goring, Goebbels, Bormann, Hess, and for the horror that went on in the German concentration camps.

Germans, smug, arrogant, nasty bullies, who take what they want, either by force or by stealth.

In 2018, Germany (which as we all know is a hugely successful and very rich country) was unable to pay to NATO the full 2% of GDP contribution required, managing only just over 1%.

German music is shit (although I do know one ISAC used to fancy Nena, 99 Red Balloons).

German food is shit.

German wine is shit.

German comedy is not funny.

Some Germans wear strange leather trousers.

Germans do not get on with the Dutch (who are probably the nicest people I have had dealings with in Europe). One of my former colleagues once told me, that as a Dutchman, the biggest insult you could give him was to call him German.

They lie about their exhaust emissions in the cars that they sell.

Since 1966 they have beaten us at football in virtually every important match (2001 was a friendly), often on penalties.

German porn and beer “ist gut” but that’s about it.

Have I missed anything?

Nominated by Herr Villie Stroker

58 thoughts on “Germany”

  1. Herr Stroker. Ve know vere you live. For you ze cunting is over.

    Gruppenfuehrer Cuntbubble

    • Herr Flick and von Smallhausen are waiting in interrogation. And the Fallen Madonna with the big boobies is still missing.

  2. 2001 wasn’t a friendly, it was a World Cup qualifier and we thrashed their Kraut arses.
    They only beat us when they cheat.
    Cunts.

  3. You forgot how the ECJ protects the Hermans to promote them flogging their inferior products. Ask James Dyson.

    The breathtaking arrogance of these Zyclon B-loving cunts.

    • I remember earlier this year when the outgoing German ambassador left the embassy in London, we all got the super-arrogant “You are very very naughty little people to even consider trying to escape the wonderful Fourth Reich”…
      The next day, VAG (just imagine a blue-waffled Muffley Merkel !!) was hauled over the coals for testing their exhaust emmissions on primates (sadly not Welby-Cuntuar), and even humans… So what is it that the krauts still don’t understand about a large amount of carbon monoxide in a small space with human beings ?? I thought they were world-leaders of this R & D back in the 30s, hooking up lorry and submarine engines to enclosed spaces…
      Cunts, with an obsession…

      Van Beethoven (no relation to any kraut vans, as posh krauts are “von” was the best, as he escaped Chairmany early in life, and became honorary Viennese. Not only considered to be the greatest composer of his time, but also the greatest man – and, interestingly, he came within inches of NOT finishing his ninth symphony with that nasty piece the eu have plundered.
      If you are heartily sick of that, as indeed am I, Fidelio (an opera about, in part, wrongful imprisonment – I’d love to see a production where the jailers wear eu armbands…), or the Missa Solemnis is a refreshing antidote.
      Especially with schnitzel and potato salad, a bottle of gruner veltliner, and sone curd cheese and vanilla sauce-filled pancakes for pud. And apricot schnapps.
      I like the Viennese; shame Austria is still stuck in the eu, otherwise I might go back. Kurz seems a good bloke, by and large.

  5. Ever wondered why the ugly old cunt looks so glum?. It’s because she can’t grow the little toothbrush moustache and she has been refused permission to change her name to “Adolf”.

    Hopefully old pissflaps, like that little French ponce Macron will both be booted out in their forthcoming elections. They should become a double act – Macron & Merkel, the new name in circus – thrills and spills on the mighty Tusk.

    • One thing for certain, WC, and that’s the fact that Macron is a slimy, back-stabbing cunt of monumental proportions. Granny-shagging cunt.

  6. yeh bit soon but he will be VERY restricted with what he can do. no internet, must stay within the M25, can’t preach. must report to police station regularly, not sure but probably tagged as well. if ever anyone deserved to be on the wall of cunt it’s him.

  7. Great nom Herr Villie… just a couple of slight issues: think you’ll find Russia (USSR) only joined us in the war against Germany when Hitler broke the Nazi-Soviet Non Aggression Pact (signed in 1939) by attacking Soviet positions in Eastern Poland in 1941 during ‘Operation Barbarossa’.

    Prior to that, Stalin was no doubt hoping Hitler would reduce us (and every other capitalist democracy) to rubble.

    Also Germany has produced some great music (aka Krautrock). To name some of the better known bands:

    Amon Duul II, Can, Tangerine Dream, Faust, Popol Vuh, Neu!, Cluster, Kraftwerk, Ash Ra Tempel…

    Not to mention Bach, Wagner, Stockhausen, et al.

    Fuck Nena.

    (yes, I would have).

    • Not sure about those dodgy Herman pop groups, RT, but their classical music is imperious.

      You’ve forgotten Beethoven, Brahms, and the superb Max Bruch.

      • Take your point Cap, though Beethoven was included in “et al.” I didn’t want to raise the ‘Ode To Joy’ spectre, ha ha.

        You may also have noticed I forgot to mention dodgy Herman pop groups Guru Guru, Harmonia, and Floh De Cologne…

      • Only one good band from Germany, and that was Can…

        Some cracking birds though… The 60s/70s TV presenter, Uschi Nerke… Brigitte Khan (no, she’s not a peaceful), as seen in Auf Wiedersehen Pet and The Professionals… There’s also Bea Fiedler, Janine Habeck, and Claudia Schiffer of course…

      • Agreed creampuff kraut music is ace , kraftwerk, amun duhl, cluster and tangerine dream are my favorites they pair well with this dreary fall weather too for some weird reason..

        Nothing wrong with german food either having some bratwurst borsht and periogie later tonight ironically. The later two are more polish but why the fuck not?! Also what the fuck is a herman pop group captain

      • I’m guessing it’s a derogatory term for a brilliant German rock group TitSlapper.

      • There was an ultra-shagable German actress in the seventies called Andrea Rau. What a body. I have a bootleg copy of her film ‘Die Wilden Tochter Von Glucksburg’, better known here as ‘Guess Who’s Sleeping With Us Tonight’. No English subtitles but that doesn’t matter.

  9. Actually 4 months short of the halfway term according to the BBC World At One. On the same programme the silly old cunt who used to head MI6 Sir John something has claimed that the Salisbury poisonings happened *because of Brexit”. The motherfucking old fool doesn’t seem to know that in March 2018 we were still in the EU dictatorship.

  10. If you want to know what Krauts are really like you only have to look at German porn. Fuck me, they don’t know what straight normal porn is. Disgusting cunts, who would want to do that sort of pervert filth?
    I suspect a certain Mr D Fiddler May be able to give you chapter and verse on that particular subject.

      • Talking about piss porn?! or the infamous scat porn we have all had a curious drunken wank too… eh freddie ol boy be honest no one will kink shame you here, i think…

  11. Guten Morgen Herr Villie. Eine sehr gelehrte und genaue Zusammenfassung von Europa seit 1945. Enough of that shite language! They join all their Kraut words together to make one long, unpronouncable word just so they can claim superior length to antidisestablishmentarianism and that Welsh railway station name in Anglesey. Cunt’s. But I digress.
    Over the last few years I have written several times to my MP about the dangers you so eloquently describe and that threaten us as a sovereign nation. I described Merkel’s Germany as the Fourth Reich in all of them.No doubt my MP (one of Nanny T’s ministers) has dismissed me as an irrelevant crank and that is why the fat lazy bastard has never bothered to reply. We are voices crying in the wilderness, surrounded by a desert of the blind, deaf, stupid and self-interested. We are unrepresented. We have no voice. We can be and are ignored by those who pretend to represent us but who do not. I would rise up tomorrow but my testosterone levels are low and I’m a bit frayed round the edges at the moment. Heil Merkel!

  12. What else can I add other than the fact that – they’re Krauts. Of course they’re cunts. Its delightful to see their football team struggling at the moment as well.

  13. It is ironic that Merkel’s admission of millions of refugees is seen as compensation for Germany’s past sins against humanity. Quite how letting in millions of virulent anti-Semites expiates this is a puzzle.

  14. Bugger me can this be true? Shome shick joke shurely. Suckerberg has given cunt Clegg a job as Comms Director at Facebook it is reported. Silver lining is that Clegg will make as big a toss at FuckBook as he did orf running the LibDems. Weirdly Suckerberg has some form at employing failed LibDems. Always suspected Suckerberg is into the more degrading versions orf S&M.
    https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/politics/breaking-facebook-hires-nick-clegg-13442875

    • That cunt Zuckerberg will – long trem – cause more damage to this world than Hitler ever did…

    • itsh shick yesh. Shurely shome shlight mishtake Shir Limply (Shtoke) should be Shuckerberg shurely.

    • I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry when I heard that. How does a man who is so incompetent keep getting jobs?

  15. Put all ideas of escape out of your mind Herr Stroker. Mein Gott und liebfraumilch how dare you question Mutter Merkel’s great plan. It’s zer final solution for you Villie boy.

  16. An excellent and learned cunting Herr Villie. I remember singing the words “and I wanna be an Obergefreiter” to the tune of Paperback Writer and doing Hitler salutes…. at work. The job was shit, the pay was crap but you could say what you liked then without fear of arrest. That was before the world forgot that Germans are cunts. Signed Untersturmbanfuerher Fistula.

  19. Someone has a hate boner for germany today, not to be all political but they’re politicians are like all politicians utter unlikeable cunts of the highest order!

  20. I’d forgive the Krauts for their occasional lapses if they’d bombed that fucking chippy while Stan Boardman was in it. Whinging Scouse Wanker….so was fucking Tarby….are they both dead? I fucking hope so.

    https://youtu.be/ZUcK0E3Nql0

    • Both are sadfy still with us, Dickie… Still, at least ‘Our Cilla’ shuffled off a while back….

  21. It’s only a matter of time before Merkel’s insane social engineering project boows up in her face, whereupon I shall present myself at the Germany Embassy’s canteen and say: ” Ich mochte schadenfreude mit chips..”

  23. Is Germany the problem or Merkel (George Soros’ proxy)?

    I would say that the cunt cosmopolitan cities such as Munich – like our own Londonistan – are still in full on deluded “hug a peaceful” and gimmigrants are “all great” mode. But the rest of the country – like here – are slowly turning the tide against this PC bullshit mantra and are pushing back against the globalist agenda.

    Unfortunately we’re still at the stage where anyone who says anything negative about “peacefulness” and both illegal and pointless immigration are immediately labelled fascist, right-wing, racist by the actual modern fascists – the neo-liberal left.

    A similar paradigm shift is going through Germany and many other countries severely affected by Soros’ master plan (via Merkelcunt), e.g. Sweden, and that is also attracting EU (also in the pocket of Soros) cynicism in its wake.

    Fuck Merkel off and replace her with a German who’s not in Soros’ pocket and watch the rest of the cards fall.

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