Chris Packham (2)

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Chris Packham.
Not having a TV, I was slightly baffled when visiting my friendly local gunsmith and his name came up in conversation. Baffled, and incandescent enough to look the cunt up and sign a petition to get his dogooding vegan touchy feely (hands off, MPG and Krav) arse kicked straight out of the BBC’s expensive doors. Why?

I’ll try not to be too technical, but up to a couple of days before this cunting, any cunt anywhere with legal access to a piece of land and a gun could shoot pigeons without any further bureaucratic idiocy. Pigeons aren’t just a bloody nuisance with no musical ear, they’re vermin. They destroy crops, spread diseases and shit everywhere. Until yesterday, they were subject to a general licence (with other winged pests), and anyone could shoot them.

But super ecospunktrumpet Packham launched a legal challenge to this, and Natural England, the quango in charge of such matters, decided to bow to the lawyers and withdraw the general licence.
Killing pigeons is now illegal. You now have to apply for an individual licence to do so. The terms and conditions are stringent, ridiculously so, and I shudder to think of the extra expense of the bureaucracy required to deal with every cunt with an airgun, every farmer and the members of every rough shoot in the country…individually.
Thanks, you smug faketanned pigeon fetishist. I know nothing else of Packham, except that he looks like an overpaid snowflake cunt, which is what he is, and any cunter is free to fill in the details for me. Meanwhile, here’s the petition:

https://www.change.org/p/bbc-bbc-to-sack-chris-packham

There;s another petition to keep the cunt on, so it’s war.

Nominated by Komodo

 

My son in law got me a ticket to see Packham as he knows I am a wild creature and nature fan.
Fuck me. Packham seems to be ‘on the spectrum’ as they say. He fascinated us with deliberately out of focus pictures, shots of him photographing birds in a Gambian sewage farm where he says he spends his holidays, lying in kaffir shit. Unhinged and fucking boring at the same time.
Coming to a theatre near you. Avoid.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble

109 thoughts on “Chris Packham (2)”

  1. If Pigeons and Seagulls became extinct would it make any difference to the balance of nature ? The way I see it they are the beggars and Romanians of the natural world.

  3. Chris Packet is not a great name for a conservationist. There’s shitloads of them littering the pathways here in North Wales.

  4. The problem I have with pricks like Packham is the sheer hypocrisy of their eco-posturing about climate change while engaging in activities that accelerate it. Go on to his webs(h)ite and you’ll see he advertises birdwatching / nature packages to Gambia and Alaska – presumably by plane, not by dinghy across the fucking Channel – so don’t sit on a pink boat in the middle of London and lecture me about global warming, you cunt….

  5. Hang on. It used to be, in the good old days, that to change a law it had to be discussed in parliament, then the house of lords and then Royal Ascent from the monarch. Now it seems every snow flake with a petition can get the law changed instantly, or in weeks.

    As a conservationist Chris Packham should know all about over population and the threat some birds pose to their environment. Getting responsible farmers to deal with pests seems reasonable and measured.

    I personally don’t mind Chris Packham. I used to watch him on The Really Wild Show when I was a lad – but I really watched it to see Michaela Strachan’s tits.

    • Saw Michaela and that Waterman cunt when the Hitman and Her filmed at the Hacienda…. She was well doable in those days… As someone said here recently: it was 30 years ago now (Stone Roses album and all that)… I feel like a right old cunt….

  6. For the cunt who started the petition to sack him I think you might find he is not a BBC employee. He is probably a self employed contractor (Chris Packham Limited) or an employee of an external production company. Doesn’t mean to say he isn’t a bit of a dick.

  7. Regarding the by-election in Peterborough rumours are Sir Nigel of Farage could run with his new Brexit Party and also Saddam Hussain’s mate, George Galloway. It could be Game of Thrones with tweed, c’mon Nigel!

    • Some cocky Tory said ā€œItā€™s between the Labour candidate and me.ā€ Thatā€™s what you think fuckface. Youā€™re both gonna get your arses kicked down the road.
      June 6th.
      Oh the irony.

      • Sorry Freddie, posted almost identical post about 20 minutes after you.

  8. Some protesters gluing themselves to trains and some general minor disruption and the UK Parliament declares climate change emergency

    Quick somebody, call that clueless spotty Scandinavian teenager Greta Thunberg.

    What a pathetic cunt of a fucking government.

    • Could a train driver get into trouble for driving off with a cunt glued to a train? Ripping the skin off their hand might teach them a lesson.

    • To be fair on the Government (which Iā€™m rarely wont to do) it was Catweasle jumping on the populist bandwagon (as usual) who called on Parliament to declare a ā€œnational climate emergencyā€.

      Presumably the army are out on the streets tonight, deactivating all motor vehicles, etc.

      https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-47570654

  10. Fiona Onasanya ousted as MP of Peterborough.

    Paul Bristow (on Twitter)
    Absolutely thrilled to have been selected as the Conservative
    parliamentary candidate at the next election. Canā€™t wait to take the fight to the Labour Party. ā€œOur city deserves betterā€.

    Agreed Paul, but havenā€™t you forgotten someone?

    BREAKING NEWS- Nigel Farage announces Brexit party will be fielding a candidate in the same Peterborough election, so not a two horse race as you thought Paul, you miserable smug fucking Tory twat.

  11. Time to vote that lying woman out i’d have thought Peterborough.
    Brexit party or bust surely?

  12. Been loving the cuntings lately dudes so kudos to the latest cunters….
    I’ve been so fuckin busy or drunk, I haven’t had time to enjoy the wondrous beauty of calling these cunts out.
    I’m on every day though, just too flat out to join in.
    Hoping things will calm down soon and I can join the perpetual cuntings of ISAC, the single greatest website on earth.
    I have a few cunting coming up but I haven’t finished them.
    In the meantime, I might just leave you with a great video, that has probably been posted before, but i love it so much I have to;

    https://youtu.be/RcWk640Rjq0

  13. Packham is a solid gold cunt. He is in favour of killing cats, but not pigeons. Presumably it boils down to him favouring one species over another. How does this make him an animal lover, exactly?

    I suspect many go easy on him because of his autism. Well here is the rub. My son is autistic but he is a lovely, affectionate, caring boy. Packham is an objectionable serving of panty-waste. Autism doesn’t make you a dislikable cunt. Packham’s cuntitude lies deep within his genetic makeup.

    This is a thoroughly deserved cunting, and although I am late to the party, please let the cunting of Packham continue well into triple figures.

    CHRIS PACKHAM = CUNT x 10 ^ ā°ā°

  14. Why the fuck should you need a license to kill a pigeon. Absurd. Itā€™s not as if they are an endangered species. Millions of the fuckers cover my car in shit every day. Soon youā€™ll need a license to kill a spider. Iā€™m fed up with all this bureaucratic licensing shit.

  15. I assumed this cunting was related to his antics with Extinction Bellendion.
    He phoned in to Radio 2 to tell us all that Greta Thunberg had Aspergers (like him) and had the clarity of thought and gift of youth to see the issue of climate change in black and white. He sounded like a cultist.

    What a knobber.

    • If he likes that windowlicking cunt Greta Thunberg, then Packham really is a prize cunt trumpet…

  16. All the flying pests are now off the Licence
    Crows
    Magpies
    Jays
    Pigeons
    Canada Geese
    Next time you are in your back garden and watch a Magpie raid a songbirds nest and take the chicks out of it ask yourself why there are so many Magpies and no songbirds then blame Chris Packham Mr Do Gooder He is a complete Cunt and a waste of space

    • Was having a hamper lunch oit orn the downs one late spring. Heavenly weather, joys orf, little bunnies start emerging oit orf the gorse all bright eyes, sniffing noses, newly minted. Coupla magpies swoop in and cut the cutest bunny orf from its family – who leg it – and proceed to peck its eyes oit. Once blinded they peck it to death and rip its innards oit. Almost put me orf me liver pate.

      • These Black and White Menace need shooting rats with wings horrible things Opportunists on anything thatā€™s good. Sir Limply next time you see one in your garden get your air rifle out of the back of the wardrobe and shoot it when the Bobbies come round say George says itā€™s ok šŸ‘

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