Dead Pool [74]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Congratulations to Gutstick Japseye for correctly predicting that evil mass murdering neo-Nazi cult (cunt) leader Charles Manson would be the next dead cunt

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 74.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

David Cassidy
King Michael of Romania
Stirling Moss
Morgan Tsvangirai
Robert Mugabe

82 thoughts on “Dead Pool [74]”

  2. Ginger Baker
    Pope Francis
    Roman Polanski
    Rick Wakeman
    Sheldon Adelson

    Congrats Gutstick, tho Manson wasn’t really a genuine neo nazi just a crazy cunt

  3. Sad day…Charlie Manson was a boyhood hero of mine.

    And the Second Coming of course – fucked up from arsehole to breakfast.

    Christina Patterson
    Arthur Scargil
    Robert Mugabe
    Paddy Pantsdown
    The Queen

  4. The Rt. Hon. Kirstie Allslop, Baroness Harelip.
    Kenneth Braner-Wankagh
    Emma Twatson
    Jilly Cooper
    Camillaaaaah Parkyer-Bowels

    Notice positive discrimination in favour (mostly) of wimmin…

    • Aw…..how sad would it be if she never stayed alive long enough to see him on the throne?

      Not that Lil has any intention of it anyway so she might as well do one.

    • I used to consider going out and committing some crimes so that Maggie could give me The Gentle Touch.

  6. 1. Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe

    2. Dale Winton.

    3. Warwick Davies.

    4. Dermot Desmond

    5. Shona “the fairground prize gonk” Robison. SNP.

  7. Anyone else remember the Starsky & Hutch episode, with the lot who were based on Manson and his followers? I think it was called ‘Bloodbath’…. The flakes of snow would send Twatter into meltdown if it was made and broadcast now…

    • They should show the series again though they would have to use computer editing to change that grassing wog “huggy bear” to a whitey and make Starsky a coon. Make the PC cunts happy even though the boss cunt Captain Doby is one of them.

  8. I loved Starsky & Hutch.

    Unfortunately I don’t want to disclose my nominations for a dead pool because the last time I tweeted about people dying some nice gentlemen from the local constabulary paid me a visit and told me that all those snowflake neighbours that hate me had all decided my comments were aimed specifically at them and I was causing fear and distress in the local community. Of course I told them to politely shove it up their arse. Neighbours eh? Can’t live with them, can’t shoot them. What’s the world coming to…

  9. Jerry Maren (Last surviving Munchkin)
    Terry Jones
    John Savident
    Bert Baccarat
    Lester Piggot.

  11. 17 year old black youth from South London, in an alley, with a knife.
    18 year old driver from Yorkshire, on a B road, in a single car accident.
    16 year old girl from Devon, at a rave/festival with Ecstacy.
    19 year old self harming nerd from Gloucestershire, with a rope.
    22 year old dolt from Cheshire, on a railway line, with a train.

    • Are we opening this up to non famous people in a “cluedo style”?

      Victim, location, weapon, murderer?

      Example;
      1. Innocent white tourist couple on the bridge, by the hire drive van driven by a peaceful, previously known worshipper at mosque X ?

      Could gain extra points for guessing additional materials like knives, home made explosives, acid attack materials etc found on person, in vehicle or on raiding the home of the assailant.

      Maybe make a league table of sorts in spot the jihadi?

      Its quiet just now but likely the calm before the festive storm.

      • A Mentally ill, fucking idiot with a long black shaggy beard will accidentally blow itself up on the way to the underground as the mentally ill fucks tongue ends up landing bang in the middle of a partly prepared egg n bacon sarny.

  13. Plenty of already dead cunts mentioned above.

    Harry ‘Exonerated by South Yorksire Police’ Webb
    Sean Connery
    Frank Bruno
    Johnny Depp

  15. Bastard cunts have stolen all me original noms. Get yer own cunts!

    Tom Courtenay
    Albert Finney
    Roy Hudd
    Giscard d’Estaing
    Rhonda Fleming

  16. Well done sir!

    Julie Goodyear
    Bill Treacher
    Brian Wilson
    King Juan Carlos I of Spain
    Valerie Singleton

  17. Mass murderer?

    Freak, yes, but mass murderer?
    Sending the missus to the shop doesn’t make me a shopaholic.

    • Going out on a bit of a limb here Birdman, but assuming you’re talking about what I think you’re talking about, then I couldn’t agree more!

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