Dead Pool [74]

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* * * * WE HAVE A WINNER! * * * *

Congratulations to Gutstick Japseye for correctly predicting that evil mass murdering neo-Nazi cult (cunt) leader Charles Manson would be the next dead cunt

So the slate is wiped clean and we move on to Dead Pool 74.

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Nominations are now open on this post only. AND BEFORE YOU NOMINATE, FUCKING READ THE EXISTING NOMS TO CHECK THAT NONE OF YOUR PICKS HAVE BEEN TAKEN ALREADY! Good luck.

Shaun`s nominations:

David Cassidy
King Michael of Romania
Stirling Moss
Morgan Tsvangirai
Robert Mugabe

82 thoughts on “Dead Pool [74]”

  1. Clive James
    Leslie Phillips
    Denis Norden
    George A. Cooper
    Earl Cameron

    Congratulations to Gutsick Japseye!
    (And well done Shaun for being first to nab David Cassidy!)

    • Mugabe gets my vote, but does murder count? Judging by his speech he won’t go willingly so will the army do for him, he’s a cunt anyway

      • A colleague of mine who is from Zimbabwe reckons he will get killed by the army.Think that may be wishful thinking on his part though.

  2. Baroness Trumpington
    Hans Blix
    Michael Aspel
    Murray Walker
    Barbara Bush.

    Good work GJ, Californian taxpayer will be pleased.

  3. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Maggie Smith
    The EU

    Well played, GJ. I thought Charlie Manson had kicked the bucket years ago.

  10. Little Richard
    Sir Bernard Ingham
    Brigit Bardot
    Martin Peters
    Billy McNeill ( ex Celtic Captain)

      • McNeil was also manager of Manchester City in the 80s… Not a period the bluenoses are fond of talking about….

      • I forgot that.
        I’m sick of the Lisbon lions. Sick sick fuckin sick of them.

        First “British” side to win the European cup, all born within an x mile radius of Glasgow, will never be repeated.
        So?
        I recently saw a mosaic made up of fans holding cards to commemorate that one win.
        Get over yerselves.

        And I’m sick of pundits saying ‘another great European night at Celtic park’

  11. Nice one, Gutstuck… Wonder if they’ll play ‘Helter Skelter’ at the cunt’s funeral?
    They should just burn the sick fucker and then flush his ashes down the bog…

    Tommy Docherty
    Frank O’ Farrell
    Henry Woolf
    Barbara Bain
    Bill Wyman

  15. Peter Sutcliffe
    Rodrigo Alves
    Bear Grylls
    Bill Clinton
    Justin Bieber

    Nice one guys, my first win. After missing out on Brady, a cunt we can truly celebrate buying the farm. Yay!

  16. Bugger, Herman spirited away in the early hours. I’ll have…
    Doris Day
    Stanley Baxter
    Tony Bennett
    Martin Sheen
    Frankie Valli

    • CC ..with the exception of Clint … I’m assuming your guesses are based on hope rather than a calculated guess ..?

  25. Well dome Japseye

    my picks are ,

    Dick van Dyke
    James Earl Jones
    Gary glitter
    Ric “WOOOO” Flair
    George Soros

  27. Ainsley Harriott
    Anthony Worrell-Thompson
    Gary Rhodes
    Rick Stein
    Martin Yan (Yan Can Cook)

  28. Dobri Dobrev
    William Coors
    Mary Wilson
    Charlie Munger
    George P Schultz

    That’s Mary Wilson, Harolds widow

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